- Isn't it weird, like,
it's not upsetting to see my nipples
until I'm wearing a dress.
Then, ooh! (frightening music)
- [In Unison] Halloween!
- [Keith And Eugene] Today we're trying on
sexy video game Halloween costumes!
- [Ned] We're getting slutty.
- [Zach] Just because Halloween this year
isn't the way that we all imagined,
doesn't mean you can't get a fun video of us
trying on stupid costumes. - Exactly.
We're going to come up with our own traditions this year.
- [Keith] Whoa! Whoa!
- [In Unison] We're going to level up.
Our sex. - (beep) Sex.
- Appeal. - Appeal.
(The Try Guys Theme)
- [Keith] We're starting with Mario characters.
I will be Princess Peach.
- [Eugene] And I will be Yoshi.
(both make Yoshi noises)
- Look, I know these videos
normally are about criticizing the outfits,
but don't you think this looks cute?
- If I had a nickel for all my friends
who put on a mustache and a red and green hat
and nothing else,
I would have probably about (computing noises)
37.5 nickels.
- Honestly, suspenders, underrated, sexy.
You could just grab somebody like this,
right? (Ned makes Mario sounds)
- It's a common costume,
two sorority girls dress as Mario and Luigi,
they're barely wearing anything.
The funny sorority girls go as Waluigi and Wario.
(Both make Waluigi and Wario sounds)
- Not much space for my (beep) to go.
- Is there ever?
- Does it make my booty look good?
(whiplash noise)
- You know who kind of looks like Waluigi?
- Hmm? - Miles.
- [Miles] It's gamer time!
As the resident gamer of 2nd Try,
I'm here to sort of shed some light,
and I have some sort of gamer facts.
- The back says Superb Marcelo.
- All right turn around, turn around, what does it say?
Superb Marcelo! My favorite! (laughter)
- [Miles] In Japanese, Princess Peach's
name is just Peach instead of Princess Peach,
which makes sense because Zach,
your ass looks incredible.
Like a peach! - I got it.
- We gotta tape it man. - Whoa, Keith you're so broad.
- This next one Keith's gonna love.
In Japanese, the name has always just been,
Peach! - Oh my God. Oh my gosh!
- Let me just slide this on.
Play your cards right I might let ya
take it off in front of all your friends and family.
I don't mean to offend anyone,
but I kind of mean to offend,
it is the craziest tradition we have.
- For some reason they've decided it needs to be short.
(knife unsheathing noise) (tense music)
- Get away from me! - No, you're fine.
- Get away from me! - I'm gonna cut the shorts.
- Mario does not have scissors!
- Okay, Keith, do you trust me?
- Yes, oh my tail. - Uh, gonna cut. There we go.
- Ah, I'm free at last.
- Dude, you look good.
- You look good. - I feel good.
- I will say this is very much like it could either be
for a 22 year old or a four year old.
- Yours is actually very adorable.
- I don't feel that slutty.
- I think if you take the skirt off,
it would be much sluttier.
- Yeah, I think the skirt should come off.
- Whoa, whoa, too much. - You know now...
- Too much dong.
- What are the turtles called?
- Koopas. Koopa Troopas! (all exclaim)
- I'll put a Koopa in your poopa.
- Oh my goodness.
- (vocalizing) I want to go down your pipe.
- Oh, that was good.
- What if you did a twirl, that might help.
You're a princess.
(sparkling noises) (laughter)
- Do you think in this reality,
Princess Peach, her little mushroom
is just all the little (beep) boys?
Mario's like her sugar daddy.
- Mario, where are you?
Does this look like a really drunk Peach?
Like, and she's like waiting for Mario.
She's like, she's like: Mario, I'm in another castle.
- Wait, here. I'm gonna break your block.
(Mario sound effects)
- And then coins shoot out of his ass.
- I don't know if I can picture a girl in this outfit
who's not crying drunk. They're on the phone like:
No I don't know, I don't know, Josh is being a dick!
- Most (beep)able Mario characters.
One, Birdo. Have you - Luigi.
seen that girl suck? My god.
- Mmhm, yeah, I get it now.
- To be honest, when I was with Josh,
he always gave me dry bones.
- Number two, Yoshi. That tongue? (whoops)
- Yoshi's known for sticking his tongue out
and sucking in fruit. He's a fruity mother (beep)er.
- Hi. - Saddle up.
(Mario noises) (drum roll)
(popping noise) - Whoa! Whoa!
- [Ned] Up next, The Legend of Zelda,
my favorite franchise, I played it a lot as a kid.
- I just learned that the Spanish word sombrero
is just hat.
Not specifically that hat. Just the word for hat.
- This is the stupidest hat I've ever seen.
No, in what world are you gonna get sexy tonight,
and wear this floppy sleeping cap?
- [Miles] Gamer Fact!
Zelda was actually named after Zelda Fitzgerald.
- No way. - Yeah bitch.
- Ella Fitzgerald, you mean Ella Fitzgerald?
Who's Zelda Fitzgerald? - Zelda Fitzgerald!
Zelda, the princess, is named after--
- F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife.
- Really took away my thunder there.
(laughs)
- Link of course,
a swordsman fighting against the darkness,
one part of the Triforce.
Known for smoking pot and fighting.
- He's not known for smoking pot!
- Breaking pots.
- This though, this tells you where you store the goods.
- [Zach] You can store so many condoms in there.
- I got the jewels right here, baby.
- Hiya! Hye! - Hye!
- Hey, do you want to see my Majora's mask?
- Girl, when we (beep), I turn into a wolf.
(Keith making Link noises)
- Oh, hey, you're Link. You're the Link to my ass.
- Oh (beep).
(Keith vocalizing)
- (Eugene, singing) I'm just a Link girl,
looking for a Zelda.
Just want a pony to ride.
Ocarina of time.
(Keith sings Zelda theme)
- [Keith] Holy, what is this?
- [Rachel] It's Mortal Kombat.
- No, this is Call of Duty. - [Eugene] It's Call of Duty.
- More like Call of Booty.
You know what comes out of booties. Duties. (fart noise)
- Oh, how do I put this on?
This is not very much coverage at all.
- Gamer facts!
Call of Duty is an advertisement for war.
- That's true. - Yeah. That's right Eugene,
Call of Duty, the franchise has been out since 2003,
if my Google search was correct,
is a game that takes money from the government
to advertise war.
- Are you (beep) serious? - Absolutely.
- Really? - Absolutely it does.
- I think this actually is pretty hot.
You look great.
You look like you're about to skydive,
in the hottest way imaginable.
- This is like straight into booty.
- This is such a suit.
- Oh, spank that. - Ow. (beep) Ow. Ow.
- Like you could be Rihanna and you could be singin'.
- Oh my God.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said.
- Soldier drop down and give me 20.
- Okay. Uh.
Should I try and like, twerk up on the wall?
Let's do it.
- Yeah. You're supposed to go,
Shouldn't your butt be out? - Oh yeah!
- Aren't you showing your dick to us?
- Mm, that's what they call deep trench warfare.
(Keith moans)
- All right soldiers, we're gonna drop in at 0600 hours.
And we're gonna, uh, have our butt attack the enemy.
- About to go to sexy war.
The battle of the bulge.
- Drop down and give me 10, private.
- Okay. - Okay. (laughs)
(Keith grunts) - Lower.
- I'm answering the call. - Call of what?
- Of duty. (farts) (laughs)
- I mean, I mean, I mean. (Eugene laughs)
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
(Eugene laughs)
- You squat, you need to poop.
- More like Call of Duty whore zone.
- I want you guys to be careful, okay.
This is the future that liberals want.
- You heard of D Day? What about double D Day?
I hope you come on to my beach.
- This is Joe Biden's America right here
where we can't even afford full outfits for our military.
Is that what you want?
- Ooh. I got an involuntary discharge. (farts)
- Mortal Kombat!
- I thought you were gonna do this: Mortal Kombat.
- No, that's not it, I'm pretty sure it's like
Mortal Kombat!
- Now we're gonna be Mortal Kombat characters.
I'm gonna be Kitana.
- And I'ma be her evil sister Mileena.
I don't know if they're actually sisters.
- Well, I'll tell you! Gamer fact!
They're not sisters. One of them's an evil clone.
- That's me! - Wow.
- This one looks hot. - This one looks hot.
- I'm just gonna say, like I'm on board.
- Yep, already into it.
- This is one that I'm down to sexualize.
- This is the right time to dress as this character.
- Yeah. All the Moral Kombat characters,
Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Jade, Mileena, Kitana, Reptile,
they all got masks.
- This is for (beep)ing.
These costumes aren't for Halloween.
This isn't for Trick-or-Treat, this is for like,
hey baby, get over here.
- You know what's really fun about wearing this though,
is that if you're having sex, you get to scream, finish me!
- [Rachel] Because they finish each other?
- Oh Rachel.
- This is great though.
It does disguise my enormous wiener.
Uh oh. (laughs)
- I feel like my thighs do not fill this out appropriately.
It's kinda falling off of me.
- Everyone will comment super hot, even Goro.
(whistling) I'd gore Goro.
- Yeah so Mileena is not only a clone, but also a cannibal.
- [Ned] I'm a clone and a cannibal?
Is my fatality just eating Zach out?
- Oh, I'm a cannibal all right.
Oh yeah I eat people.
- Definitely a meat eater. You know what I'm saying?
- One thing you missed in the nineties
was the Moral Kombat theme song from the film,
which was this like crazy techno EDM--
(both vocalize) - Mortal Kombat!
- Hey girl, you wanna button mash?
- And now the sexy version.
(slower vocalizing) - Liu Kang.
Johnny Cage, Sonya.
- I do love Mortal Cumbat. - Ooh nice.
- I do wish I had larger breasts
cause that's like part of the game
is that they had heaving bosoms.
- How come the guy fighters don't have giant bulges?
Give us the digi-dick.
- Toonami code more like poon-nami code.
- This is the typical way of children in old movies
would stuff their little titties.
There we go.
(upbeat music plays) (all laugh)
- [Zach] Ready, fight!
- Roundhouse kick! - Super effective!
(laughs)
(punching sound effect) - Whoa!
Ooh hit me again daddy! (laughs)
- Time for our final sexy costume. Pokemon!
- Oh my God. - Yay Pokemon!
- Am I Ash Catch-them-all?
- Great game, good introductory RPG for kids.
- [Zach] Oh shit, am I little (beep)able Eevee?
- Oh shit.
I'm going to train that booty.
- It's gamer time! Gotta catch 'em all
when I'm not talking venereal diseases.
- Okay.
- Pokemon is an amazing series about a 10 year old boy
with big dreams and an absent father.
He decides to go out on his own in a terrifying world
filled with giant and insane monsters with magical powers.
Speaking of insane monsters in your balls,
Keith, your ass looks fantastic.
- Thank you, Miles.
- This outfit is just a tail.
- There's no body part, it's just the accessory.
- Is that how this works? - What?
Do you have it between your legs like a giant dong?
- Yeah, it goes like this, right?
(boinging sound effect)
- You know that's not correct.
- I don't know that.
- I don't want to come out. - You look cute.
- No, this is, this is, I swear to God,
this is someone's sexual fantasy.
We joke but this is I think an actual
sex fantasy for someone.
- Of course, and probably many of our fan's.
- No. I feel like this is very sexual.
I feel very sexualized.
Some people like furries,
some people like asian boys dressing up that way,
and I am very exposed.
- [Rachel] Flip the tail around!
- Yeah make the tail your boner.
- It's so bulbous.
(tambourine shaking)
- Also, this is a really botched circumcision.
(knives clashing)
- This is a sex party outfit.
Are you gonna be the host of this frat party?
- Yeah. Hey what's up? Welcome to Vermilion City.
Am I right? Whoa! Pallet Town!
- I'm really trying to cover up my Bulbasaur here.
- Yo, you're looking good on a scale of one to two,
you're a dos.
- Gyarados, like the dragon. - Whoa that joke was Magikarp.
- Eevee, come! Oh!
- Ash, bruh. I heard you caught'em.
- Oh, I caught'em all.
- No, no, I heard you caught all of them.
Yeah. - I caught'em all.
- What were you doing?
Were you putting your jiggly in the puff,
or your wiggly in the tuff?
- I don't wanna want to talk about it. I get all misty eyed.
(laughs)
- Bend over Ned. Ass Catch-em.
- Oh man, look at that, its a WAP!
(beep) - It's a wet ass Poliwag.
- Damn, I'd like to take it for a Poliwhirl.
- What type of Pokemon am I? The moist type.
- Ew, God, ew.
- I wonder if this is upsetting Eugene,
because Eugene really loves Eevee,
but he doesn't want to (beep) an Eevee, I don't think.
- He wants to be an Eevee, getting (beep)ed.
- Bruh, ask me what my type is.
- Yo, what is your type?
- Every type, just depends which rock I get off.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, that's actually an intelligent Pokemon sex pun.
- What if Pokemon was just about someone's quest
to (beep) 150 animals?
- Wanna go play with my pokeballs?
- Yeah I'll play with your pokeballs.
- Okay. I can Machoke you during it.
- Damn, you're the Machamp. - Damn. Damn.
- Penis go, come on. Get.
Sorry. This usually doesn't happen.
- Yo, you want a pokedicks?
- Man, your pokedicks is huge!
- It's full. - It's full!
- Let me whip it out and we'll learn something.
Beedrill is a bug type Pokemon.
- I hope you liked all of our puns
and we hope you caught them all.
- Don't go out this Halloween,
just stay inside, put on a costume, take photos.
Halloween is mainly just people
liking what you did on Instagram.
So just have your own private Pokemon party
like we just did.
- Yeah, (beep) a pumpkin or something.
(laughs)
(The Try Guys Outro)
- On a scale of one to two, Zappa-dos!
- Damn, Mew. - Mew.
- [Together] Mewtwo! (Frat Boy Laugh)