right what cars to buy what cars not to
buy in a bunch of different categories
all in under two minutes each follow me
category one small convertibles the Fiat
500c you think it's a fun little Italian
job actually it's conspiracy by the
world's chiropractor's - Rhett you're
black it's a terrible thing and this
one's in afterbirth pink disgusting the
Mazda mx-5 I normally hate these but
this ladies when it's actually really
good to drive and I love that dark
burgundy paint look the mini I would
rather appear on a Saturday night dating
game show a patty McGinnis I mean see
anywhere near that thing it's disgusting
the Audi TT now I should hate these but
this cars just been discontinued and I
feel slightly sorry for it so for me I'm
gonna take the Audi TT which is the
least bad of a bad bunch let's move on
the estate car I think the human signe
is quite a good looking car but you
can't buy a Vauxhall can you it's like
giving up the Volvo v90
smashing out the park at the moment
Volvo the engines are a bit mean and
it's 40 grand for the cheapest one but
what a great looking car Skoda Superb
massive nothing wrong with it it's just
a bit vanilla isn't it and then the old
Ford Mondeo in that kind of primer gray
I'm gonna come back down here and I'm
gonna say it's the Volvo all day long
because the Skoda looks like it might be
an unmarked police car and that scares
me
okay hot hatches here we go this is the
new i30 end from high and it's a great
hot hatch but it just doesn't do
anything to me and a hot hatch should
make you tingle no tingle there the
Mercedes a35
hugely expensive usually capable and I
hate to say it hugely dull the Honda
Civic type-r look at that style by an
eight-year-old drive brilliantly but
could you do it to yourself
could you turn up in front of the people
you love looking like that no you
couldn't and there it is the shining
glory of hot hatches the Volkswagen Golf
GTI it's like tomato sauce you try it
once you then go and try all the others
but I owned by the Mercedes the Honda
and you come back to the red sauce
that's made by the company I can't
mention on the BBC hmm light weight
British sports cars these are great cars
the Morgan three-wheeler
look at it one of the rorish driving
devices ever bizarre it'll get you more
looks than a Lamborghini with that added
four
that death is just round the corner been
down here come on follow me down here
come the Lotus at least 23 years old
still the definitive lightweight British
roaster and the Ariel Atom the greatest
thing to come out of Somerset since
fizzy alcoholic apple juice great car
for wheeled motorcycle no windscreen but
for me the winner there it is I love a
Caterham 7 that's the basics of driving
in one machine and I love the green so
there you go lightweight sports glass
convertibles we've covered them all I'm
going to offer do some serious work now