Places! Places! Quickly!
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Psst, Helene.
Come here.
Have you seen this? Strangers here in my office.
Care to tell me who in God's name are they?
-Yes, they are actors, Mein Führer. -Actors.
Yes. These men are here to audition for the role of William Joseph
Blazkowicz. These are
actors.
Many apologies, I sent a memo but it must not have reached you.
And these are the best we could find?
Not one of them even looks like the man for God's sake!
Make up will do the rest, Mein Führer.
Oh yes. Make up. Good.
It's magical.
Magical...
Actors.
Skilled in the arts of disguise and
deceit is an actor.
A similar set of skills to that of a spy.
Perhaps there's a spy amongst you? I trust you have
all read my book?
Oh yes, Mein Führer,
and my children have read it too.
I loved it, Mr. Hitler. Super-good.
"Mr. Hitler"?
When you address me you say "Mein Führer"...
Do you understand!?
Have you no respect for authority?
Your words provide insight into a most-
treacherous mental apparatus.
I am so sorry, Mein Führer.
-Are you an imbecile? -No, Mein Führer.
Are you a sinister man in disguise? A Jew?
A deceitful Jew?
No, Mein Führer, I'm...
I'm from Arizona.
Take your places! Quickly!
My Chancellor!
My Chancellor! My Chancellor!
Hadelinde. Come here.
Do you see this? Strangers in my office!
Would you please tell me who in God's name they are?!
Yes, they are actors, my Chancellor.
Actors...
Yes, these men want to audition for the role of William Joseph
Blazkowicz. They're actors.
I'm sorry, my memo apparently never reached you.
We couldn't find anyone better?!
None of them look even similar to the guy!
For God's sake!
We'll get that with make-up, my Chancellor.
Oh yes. Make-up. Good.
That's magical...
Magical...
Actors.
Schooled in the art of disguise and deception.
Similar to spies.
Maybe there's a spy among you! You've surely
all read my book!
Oh, yes, my Chancellor.
My children have also read it.
It's great, Herr(Mr.) Hailer. Super great.
Herr...(Mister...)
Hailer...?
When you address me, you say "Mein Kanzler."(My Chancellor)
Understood?!
Do you have no respect for authority?!
Your words grant insight into a highly-treasonous soul!
I'm incredibly sorry, my Chancellor.
Are you an idiot?!
No no, Chancellor.
Are you a villain in disguise? A traitor?
A vile traitor!
No no, my Chancellor, I...
I come from Arizona.