we're too long hey marshall the shells start to fall hello arthur
arthur hub but he's got a nickname artillery arthur that's great have a good one buddy hey
ferguson i read your report and it's complete crap no you know what that's an insult to crap
if crap could eat and then crap stuff out it's that your report is the crap that crap craps
face turning red vein in his forehead about to burst spill flying like shrapnel everyone you
work with walking by your office peering in i beg my body not to do it but it was no use
the most fundamentally paramount of which is the right
wait you can't be fundamentally paramount one means highest one means lowest you are
nailing this hi arthur hello marshall have you finally finished the ninja report yeah i got it
right here i think it's gonna blow you away please i have a family so we good
we're so good human beings have rights and those rights are um you got me hooked reel me in
well said marshall i i needed to hear that by the way i saw your wife's picture in your
office that is one tasty slice no you're damn right you know what i'm gonna do when i get home
oh yeah i'm gonna rip that girl's clothes off that's it just throw her on the bed that's
where she belongs and drive her home like a pack of sled dogs oh yeah there are certain
justices that cannot or will not be inalienable as such for the future stuck the landing problem
security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out that i wanted to be i quit arthur i quit
well thank you eriksen i needed to hear that really because i didn't mean to attack you
personally it's just that no no the part where you said i quit now we don't have to pay you
a severance package uh security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out sorry who are you
i'm i'm marshall erickson hmm um we had a fairly intense screaming match i'll describes 95
of my employees and everyone in my family except for my dog he's such a good boy well
i'll see you later uh randall wilkerson marshall erickson gary dinkersfield right
oh no you're not up here to jump are you nothing good i fired a lot of people today i don't need
another jumper in my file oh a cigarette no no thank you it's too bad you know what i
missed jeffrey getting to know somebody over a smoke tell me something marshall eriksen
how would you like to see a picture of the cutest dog in the world
this is a cute dog yeah are those your kids yeah yeah whatever hey oh look what i got at the mall
there he is go ahead you can pet him now yeah yeah come on he likes scratch him under the chin
i'm wrapping him across the nose with the newspaper right my wife says
come on you can't treat your son like that i don't know oh oh michael call 9-1-1
oh my god okay yes right away it's marshall by the way
i care about high-yield offshore investments and so does tugboat here isn't that right tugboat
oh whoa you're wearing a green tie no i'm wearing a green tie arthur i'm here because
i made a mistake i fired randy yesterday that was a mistake you should have fired him a year
ago like like tugboat here oh i bet you he's made some mistakes and you didn't fire tugboat did you
no i got him fixed and he calmed down exactly kind of randy doesn't need to be fired he
needs to be fixed marshall we do some pretty bad things around here but sir i'm saying instead of
i changed the ice back on his crotch every hour for three days
wow erickson if you want to unfire randy i support you because to come in here and say what you just
said well you you got a couple things that tugboat doesn't so what a memorable talk we
had yesterday randy on behalf of everyone at gnb both in and out of prison we're sorry and
i want to assure you you will never be fired again you're going to work here until you die
green tie uh nice choice thanks brings out my eyes yeah i'll bring out your eyes
barney there you are i want you to meet an old friend of mine from exeter george van smoot
but you can and should call me the captain the captain
back in school we met during a production of guys and dolls uh the captain was nathan detroit to my
assistant stage manager marshall and barney here are the future of goliath national bank well ahoy
now arthur your turn i just sang three songs now you you do your part from guys and dolls
take your seats everyone uh show's about to start
douche eriksen it's uh 3 a.m you know what you might as well not even go home
don't we already have a green initiative i mean didn't we do a whole thing hang a banner make a
video sting was there i thought i met sting you didn't extend yeah i meant sting so why on earth
would we spend another 12 million dollars well me and sting isn't gonna fix anything arthur uh
who here supports erickson's proposal well he has some good points meeker you're fired
as for you eriksen his father just died nice presentation we'll keep it under advisement
he left on great terms with his boss good luck marshall and promise you'll list me as a reference
which oh yeah i worked with marshall erickson at least i did when he actually showed up
marshall hey it's uh it's 2 30. if it's no big deal we'd sure love it if you try to get here
at least before lunch yeah and i should love to give a rat's ass but marshall what about
the environment true the environment oh yeah we fired him when we caught him clubbing a seal in
his office with an even cuter seal the guy's a maniac he's just an awful flatulent racist
everything okay no everything's not okay my stupid wife got custody of tugboat god i sort of kept her
hidden in a cage in the basement isn't that animal cruelty i'm talking about my wife oh that's fine
then oh by the way arthur uh how are things within your wife really good in fact i just put all my
assets in her name smartest thing i've ever done damn it no it's so difficult about this tugboat
figured this out in like five minutes this is bush league tugboat my other dog that was a cute dog
this little disappointment is nothing but a cheap facsimile i said it yeah my love is reserved for
dogs that go to the bathroom on command instead of wasting my time yeah let me tell you about wives
okay they leave you and take your best friend with them you're not tugboat you'll never be done
yeah guess this one's kind of cute or
whatever what's the idea i even lost out with the kids full custody i got full custody of those kids
your kids are horrible the worst barney i watched as darlene cut everything good out of my life
like a deranged surgeon hacking out organs and that's not a metaphor she got one of my kidneys
in the event of divorce mr stinson is granted weekly visitation rights to anne
sarah and molly you named her future kids that's actually pretty sweet those are mr stinson's
names for your lady parts it's important for the girls to maintain a relationship with their daddy
oh this uh might not be the best time to ask i'm sort of getting back in the game
the redhead with the baby what's our situation
i'm sorry i don't think anyone here other than me is a lawyer a well-paid successful lawyer
i'm i'm a lawyer actually we worked together for years back off stretch i saw her first
you all have someone who loves you and you're screwing it up and over what who has the most
power that's not love love is trusting someone enough to tell them what's really bothering you
so that's what we're gonna do you start look at that no legal documents needed just honesty
and vulnerability that's love i once loved someone only i didn't say it enough now i wish i could say
it every day hell i don't care if it's crazy i'm i'm doing it hello darlene put tugboat on the line
hey buddy hey it's the man so prina not this time oh hey you ready for lunch totally
see tugboat that's love
i begged my body not to do it but it was no use
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