- This is Salt, my albino alligator.
Today we have to take her back to PetSmart,
but unfortunately, my truck is in the shop
and we have to call an Uber.
Our Uber is actually 16 minutes away.
Let's hope he doesn't mind another passenger like Salt.
- He's not gonna let us in this Uber.
- Who's Uber?
Huber? - Never heard of him?
Huber? - Huber.
- I gotta go to PetSmart.
It's okay if I bring my albino alligator?
It won't hurt anybody!
I'll just be sitting in, I'm gonna sit in the back seat--
- Are you filming me?
Y'all got a film crew?
How many of are coming?
- Four plus the alligator, is that okay?
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
- Is this the weirdest thing you've had in your car?
- [Driver] I would say so.
- All right, we gotta get a new harness for my alligator.
I think she's liking it.
It's a beautiful day, little wind in her hair.
She's like my doggo.
- This is so much fun. (both laugh)
- [Noah] Getting paid to sit in a car?
- Yep. (both laugh)
- Uh-oh, someone just got hit by a car.
- What? - On a bike.
- [Noah] A human?
He just leaves.
- Salt, do you like seeing outside?
You like my doggo?
(upbeat music)
We finally made it to PetSmart,
and our Uber driver is absolutely amazing.
It worked out really well.
We actually have to get Salt a new harness,
'cause she kinda chewed the one up she had.
She knows this place well, they know us.
So let's go have some fun.
(upbeat music)
Oh, she came to see you, she missed you so much.
- Yeah, she's gotten big.
How much does she weigh?
- We're gonna find out, we're gonna weigh her.
- How bad (bleep)!
- The top are what they call osteoderms,
and the sides are nice and soft.
Cool, huh?
- Yeah, how bad (bleep).
- Good to meet you!
- That's wild.
- Right, you wanna pet her?
- Wow. - Isn't she cool?
- Wow, I've never touched an alligator before.
- Well now you have!
- Dad, Dad, swimming trunks for Elvis.
- For Elvis?
- Dad, Stranger Things gear for Elvis.
Get a backpack! - It's a backpack!
- And a jersey!
- I got it. - She's fine.
- I got his water too, for when he gets nervous.
(all laugh)
- That's true, that's true, that's exactly true.
(suspenseful music)
All right, what harness are we getting, Jay?
You're the harness person.
- I am the harness person.
- Do you want me to carry the camera?
I'll carry it with his water.
- Here Mike, can you hold her for me?
Hold her real quick, hold her.
- Thanks, I appreciate it. - Can you hold this?
- Here, take this hat. - Mike,
can you hold my shoe real quick?
- [Jay] Excuse me.
- I have another phone that you can.
- Mike, can you hold this. - Wait.
Here, I got you.
- Guys. - AirPods too.
- Actually have a backup battery.
- I can't see in these glasses.
- [Noah] Hold my vape for me too.
- [Jay] We gotta buy those.
- Guys, guys, guys! - Oh!
- I can't see in these glasses.
- [Noah] I'll take those back, I got you.
- Hi guys, how are you? - Hi!
- Isn't that cool? - Yeah, interesting.
- She's my baby, we've had her since she was seven days old.
So we got her down from Florida, a breeder down in Florida.
She's two and a half years old now
Would you like to pet her?
- No. - No?
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, I'm good, how are you?
- Would you like to hold her? - Sure!
- Hands both out straight forward, this gonna be your tail.
This is gonna be right here.
You're not have to squeeze her or anything.
I'm just gonna touch her nose.
That nose tell her she has to stay still, and that's it.
- Oh, she's beautiful.
I just came here to buy dog food.
- I really wanted to get this harness for Salt.
Because it has alligator.
- But you have to get it over her nose, though.
- Exactly. - She's gonna bite it.
- So that's not, so we're just gonna get this one.
- Okay, that one's fine. - All right.
- I'm gonna touch her nose real quick.
That tells her she can't move.
And she'll stay, what do you think?
- That's so cool! - Do you got a phone?
Do you want me to take a picture?
- Angles, Noah, with the angles, Noah!
- Salty always loves to check out the reptile section
when she comes to PetSmart.
Got a little bearded dragon, leopard geckos,
a corn snake up here.
Salty loves this place.
Let's go ahead and check out, get this harness.
'Cause we have a lot more to do today with Salt.
Can someone else hold Salty so I can pay?
- I got her.
- I thought it was fake when I first passed by.
It's was like, oh, cool. - That's cool.
- It's real. - It's a big dog toy.
(upbeat music)
- Let's go ahead and weigh her before she leaves.
What was she, like 27 pounds last time?
She's gotta be bigger, right?
Let's go.
- Okay, I love you.
- [Mike] She doesn't even fit on the scale.
- 23. - No.
- 23, she's only 23 pounds, why does she feel so heavy?
- That can't be right.
- [Brian] Okay, let's go.
- [Mike] Hi.
Puppy's like, mm-mm.
- She's getting a little hungry.
It's time to stop at the meat butcher.
(upbeat music)
- [Noah] What kind of meat are we gonna buy?
- I think she needs a delectable steak.
What do you think? - Steak?
Yeah, steak sounds good.
(upbeat music)
(guys laugh)
- Brian, you're so cute.
I was like taking a video of you,
and your hair is just like flying in the wind.
You're just looking out the window
and then you're just like, "Beautiful day out."
- That's the way I like to spend my time.
- [Mike] Stop by Krispy Kreme get a freaking free donut.
- [Noah] You've never been to Krispy Kreme?
- [Jay] You've never been to Krispy Kreme?
- Not myself, I always get 'em delivered.
(upbeat music)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Salt, you're doing so good, way to go girl.
Oh my gosh, Salt is gonna be so excited.
Look at dinner-din!
What should we get?
Should we get just the beef stew?
Should we get a steak?
- Steak. - Steak.
- Get a steak?
Hi guys, how are ya?
Could you cut it into cubes for me?
- Sure. - Awesome.
I tell you what, this place is absolutely amazing.
If you ever come to visit the Reptarium,
gotta come over here.
This is where I'm gonna be shopping for all my meat,
because hey, Salty loves it as much as I do.
- [Mike] Can I get a steak?
- No.
So this is Salt, this is the albino alligator.
- Oh my god, what do you feed him?
- Chicken, beef, fish.
- Steak today? - Steak today.
- Gosh, she's soft, I'm surprised.
- Yeah, right?
- Oh my God, look at the tail on her.
- I know, it's cool, right?
- You're fine, yeah, it's fine.
- Is it five foot tall, maybe?
- It's about five foot right now, exactly.
Yep. - Wow.
(gentle music)
- Okay, thank you so much.
I'm gonna put 'em down right here, you guys can watch.
- Yeah, I wanna watch. - Okay.
- So we're actually gonna be heading to the beach
after we go back to the shop.
'Cause I think my truck is gonna be done.
Listen, Salt needs a little bit of energy.
So we've got some beef, let's go ahead and feed her.
(energetic music)
(butcher laughs)
(energetic music)
(Brian laughs)
(energetic music)
- Go ahead and give her just a couple more pieces.
Come on, Salt.
There you go.
Then she'll have enough energy.
I think she's gonna love the beach.
This has been a great adventure for Salty.
Come on, baby.
(energetic music)
One more piece, up here.
There you go, girl, good girl.
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
We'll be back for some steaks for our family.
- [Butcher] Salty, nice meeting ya.
- [Brian] Yep, nice meeting you,
say bye! - Bye!
- [Jay] Take Elvis, he's gonna swim.
- [Brian] Yeah, he'll swim, and then he'll be gone.
And then there'll be a giant lizard loose in the lake.
- No, we're gonna put his harness on him.
(gentle music)
- Go like this, like that.
(gentle music)
That was good. - Like that part.
- Appreciate you, thanks for putting up with us.
- We're gonna make sure this harness actually fits
before we go to the beach.
- [Noah] You think we should have done this
before we left PetSmart, eh?
- Yeah, I actually said that about five times.
And Brian said, "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine."
- [Mike] Salty.
- [Jay] Mike's gonna get it, my wrist fit.
- See, it fits just fine.
- It actually is a little big.
We could have got the even smaller one, I'm gonna adjust it.
- What the heck are you guys doing?
- We're just sizing up the harness, you know?
- Okay, we're bringing that to her next adventure?
- It's be kind of pointless
if we had it and we didn't use it.
- Valid point.
- You look so cute! - I'ma get the leash.
(gentle music)
- Got the truck back.
So now we're gonna head on the last adventure of the day.
Salt is gonna be excited.
I've been wanting to do this forever.
And that's taking Salt to the beach.
What do you gotta think? - Let's do it.
- One of two things is gonna happen.
Either everyone's gonna love it,
we're gonna have a great time,
or we're gonna get kicked out really quick.
- Or both. - Or both.
- Yeah, I think the latter.
- Can you take- - We go back to the shop?
- No. - No.
- I forgot my swimming trunk!
- Are you allowed to take an albino alligator to the beach?
I don't think you're allowed
to take an alligator to the beach, let alone albino.
- We're gonna find out.
How are ya?
- How are you, have a good one.
- Bye. - Bye.
- [Mike] She didn't say anything, she didn't say anything!
(gentle music)
- Wanting to do this forever.
You know, just getting people to meet Salt,
it just kinda opens 'em up,
and like, oh my God, that's so cool.
This is gonna be amazing.
This is Salt, she's an albino alligator.
You guys can pet her you can hold her, whatever.
- Beautiful. - You wanna pet her?
- Thank you, we're from a reptile zoo called the Reptarium,
This is going great so far.
- We just took five steps from the car.
- Hi! (laughs)
- [Mike] This is exactly why I do this.
- Named Salt. - Where do I pet it?
- Right on the back, or the side,
whichever you prefer, just not on the face.
Would you like to hold it and take a photo?
What it's name? - I'm okay.
- Salt. - This is Salt.
- Oh my god, it's a crocodile!
(gentle music)
(guys laugh)
- It's an albino alligator.
(gentle music)
- I'ma help you hold it, okay?
(gentle music)
It's going so good, we got all these people out here.
Salty's loving the sun, obviously, she's doing great.
- [Brian] Do you wanna hold her?
- Yes, can someone take a picture?
- I know. - How cool!
- Thank you, absolutely.
(gentle music)
Literally got like just a handful of feet in,
and then people just kinda surrounded us.
And like 50 people held Salt, it was really cool.
So now we're gonna go down by the water.
See who else comes and wants to see her.
Uh-oh.
It's an albino alligator.
- Can I hold him?
- Yeah. - Yes.
(gentle music)
- Thank you. - So what's his name?
- Salt.
(gentle music)
We're basically just told
that we can't go on the beach with Salt.
We can stay off the beach because it's a pet area.
But on the beach we can't do it, and we'd get kicked out.
A ton of people on the beach that want to see Salt.
So now we have to stay out here, which is okay.
At least a lot of people got to meet her.
- What's her name? - Salt.
- Where'd you guys find her at?
- Right in the parking lot, actually.
- Really? - It was weird.
Yeah, we were just walking - Yeah, you just found him.
- No bro, it's gonna come after me.
- No, it's not.
(girl screams)
Wait, I wanna take a picture next to it.
- Never getting outta here,
and I'm not getting my ice cream.
- Alligator or crocodile? - Albino alligator.
- Hi, am I brave?
(gentle music)
- Bye, guys, visit us sometime.
Get it, get it!
- Oh my god! - For a dead cat,
this thing really moves.
- We're gonna go talk to the Metro Park Police.
See if he wants to see Salty.
- It's not like I haven't seen it before.
I body guarded for Alice Cooper.
- Yeah, he just went there. - Yeah.
- That looks so cute.
- [Jay] Did you guys have a good time?
- Yeah, I gotta touch every reptile.
- Salty did really good, I think she's wore out.
So she's back to the shop.
This has been an amazing adventure.
Speaking of adventure, it's about to end.
Hope you guys enjoyed today's video.
If you did, there's a playlist
that you can watch all kinds of videos.
You can also hit that subscription button.
It would mean a lot to me.
Also, hit that like button while you're down there.
Have a wonderful day reptile army, remember-
- Thank you guys.