In the beginning
there was nothing.
An infinite void.
Then, in an instant
everything known to man came into being.
The Big Bang.
The birth of time itself.
Chaos and beauty.
A beauty that created infinite galaxies.
Galaxies that would one day create the unimaginable.
Life.
But even more incredible
the human brain.
The pinnacle of billions of years of evolution.
The brain that possess the power of reason.
And the ability to ponder life's most ancient riddles.
Why are we here?
Is there intelligent life beyond our galaxy?
Or the one question that has puzzled mankind since the beginning of time:
If God exists
why did he make ugly people?
Two Hundred-lander?
No, Derek, 2-Lander.
It's like a pun.
But I don't spell my name with a 2...
Fine, how about:
Zoolander, I-I?
No, Zoolander 2.
But with Roman numerals.
But I'm not Italian.
Jesus...
you are so freakin' stupid.
It's insane.