after President Trump gave his State of
the Union address House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi tore it in half tore it in half
crazy yeah yeah then Melania said great
now do my prenup
last night President Trump put in some
sort of reality TV moments did you see
that I did that last night President
Trump surprised a woman in the audience
by bringing her husband back from active
duty yes yeah the woman was surprised
and so was her boyfriend Steve from
these a barista early earlier today
President Trump you probably saw this
earlier today President Trump was
acquitted in his impeachment trial yeah
yeah yeah I know he he's celebrated by
calling Ukraine and asking for dirt on
Joe Biden that's just how he relax yeah
yeah oh wait I'm not supposed to do this
New York jurors today were shown naked
photos of Harvey Weinstein yeah in a
related story no one will ever go to
jury duty again
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