Top of the morning you ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and *voice crack* welcome to...
*imitates voice crack*
*cries*
..welcome to Geoguessr! This is a game where it plops-
-you down somewhere in the world. Well..
let's just read this! "Let's explore the world..."
"Embark on a journey that takes you all over the world."
"From the most desolate roads in Australia to the busy,"
"bustling streets of New York City."
That didn't actually answer anything (?) of what it is.
Alot of you probably know what this is, already because..
This.. this type of game has been around for a very long time.
As long as Google Earth is kind of been around people have been
So, uh, this is gonna put me in a street view anywhere in the world playing this
I'm just going to click single-Player going to get in it gona plop me somewhere
And I have to guess where that is you can guess?
Extremely accurately if you want to you can click on the map and be like hey
I'm in this street in fucking
Addis Ababa if you want to be or you can just guess near enough the region of the world where you think it's in and
You get bought points based on how close you are to that estimation so if I click Ireland, and it's in England
I get some points if I click England and it's in England I get more points you get the idea so let's click
Single-Player I probably not going to be very good at this oh
God you put me in a fucking building
I didn't even know I could do that, and you're trying to guess based on indicators around your environment
and I don't know if you get if you get more points the quicker you do it like if I could guess right now or
if it takes
into consideration so what's that
hans's start Streisland, okay, this has to be like
It's Europe anyway, and it seems like it might be Germany. I thought I was going to guess Germany because I look like scheisse
I'm gonna guess Germany, but Germany is a pretty big place
So I have to guess let's just guess in the middle
I'll make my guess right there
It was all the way. Oh fuck. It says Streisland in the picture as well, didn't it oh
Shit, I could have actually I think it actually showed me the exact location
And I didn't know that okay. We got Germany right anyway
We weren't that far off. So we've got
4112 Points because my guess was 392 kilometers away from the actual location
That sounds like a lot
But it's not that's actually a lot of points that you can get so did you enjoy this location?
Ah, it was alright and I got it without having to click around
Some of these, I'm probably gonna have to click around for ages as it can put you in the middle of nowhere play next round
What else you got? Like this... okay? That's a good indicator already
See this without a sign, it's like
where the fuck am I because
It's weird how so many different places in the world can actually look like so many other different places in the world
so this is a desert-y area and
My mind immediately goes to like some
Middle Eastern deserts or some American deserts, but here we have a sign that's in kilometers an hour and
America everything is in miles per hour so that kind of wittles this out and not being in America
But I don't know what kind of locations would look like this.. wait can we just go here... will the car catch up
with us?
And then it's going to be behind it isn't it okay. It's right there because maybe the car can give away some ideas ah look how tiny it looks!
Because sometimes it's like well if you see a lot of these different types of cars like okay
That's European because there's more of those in Europe, but if you see a lot of like
I don't know how to explain it, but fuck this is not helpful, and this is the max you can zoom out
Shit, okay. Let's just take a trip uh-huh oh
OBEDEZCA LAS SENALES... Okay, so I'm guessing Spain. I'm
guessing somewhere within this region
Because the summer Spain is arid, it's a very hot country
And I don't know exactly where it's going to be St. Alice?
Is that it somewhere gonna be like that stand out because then it can get very very close
Shit, let's just guess. I'm just going mid spain. Let's just click Madrid. That's like Central oh
geez hahaha
Okay
Way fucking off it was Mexico. Damn it man. Sorry Spanish and Mexican people. I got your stuff mixed up
My bad 58 points you see you see this is how far off you can be okay? What are we working with here?
Nice nice. Take a look at the cars. Take a look at the signs right okay? What do we got ah?
this looks Scandinavian
Nora, is that... it could be Swedish, could be Norwegian it could be Danish. It could be fucking anything
Okay, I should have known ah see LOPPISHUSET NOSTALGI KURIOSA
Curiosity, Nostalgia
STORGARDSGATON
stir skate on um
Okay, I don't think it's Danish, but it is Scandinavian, so these are Norway or Sweden I'm guessing... wait wait wait wait wait
Is that the Swedish flag? I'm pretty sure that that's the Swedish flag
Because the Norwegian flag is red with a blue cross and the Finnish flag is white with a blue cross, right?
Or is the Norwegian red with a white cross... all I know is that is Sweden.
Umm... I just don't know where and Sweden is a pretty fucking big place... I'm spending too long looking for this place
I want to find a place called that but I don't think I'm going to find it
They all sound the fucking same okay. It's in sweden anyway, so I'm guessing right here
Duuuude I wasn't even that far off!
Yes, these all goes morse code orden wasn't in there. Sorry. I'm butchering your language, Helveta
Um so I wasn't that far off being 92 kilometers off. It's not that far. That's almost perfect accuracy
Okay, give to me game. I'm not bad at this except for Spain and Mexico... Ponte Sobre Rio...?
Whatever, what Ponte sobre Rio?
Formas
Hmm
Is that...
Spanish, Portuguese or Italian... aww no I know the language is better when I hear them you saw me
I did the great language game that, that time and I got a lot of them right
I was pretty decent at that, but it's only when I read them
Some languages read very similar to each other and that's the thing because they you get it like a lot of South American countries
Speak similar languages to Spain and Portugal
Some of those speak the exact same languages, so then I don't know
Hmm. Yeah see it's in kilometers again. Oh
But I was wrong last time let's you know what fuck it, we're guessing Spain again
all in
Of course its fucking South America again
No-o man
We're in Brazil yeah, Goddammit ah ah
Shit, I'm sorry
It's confusing
Okay, I will get it right. Don't you worry, okay?
This one is even fucking loading. This is all blurry... flash flood area. Okay so we're in a place that has English as
the signpost so English first language where I'm assuming this is America
This looks like America. It looks like
Actually, I don't know what parts of America actually have arid areas East Coast or West coast not East Coast could be, Nevada
Nevada Utah anywhere out like here
This much left. I think I could be it'd be so cool. If somebody in the comments is like wait
I I know that exact place
And I wonder how many times that's actually happened with people playing this because the world's a big place. This can literally pop you anywhere
I'm going to guess like right here.
I wasn't that far off... I guessed Nevada first
And then I was going to actually going to guess Arizona because Arizona is a very hot place
783 kilometers I have been further away you have seen it. I think anything above
2500 Points is doing okay. That's about average
getting above 3000 then you're getting pretty good getting above 4,000 then it's fucking money money money ah
shit
Your total score was 12415 those two fucked me up if I guessed South America again
I could have been up here
I didn't have to be very close in South America, but I could have been like within the region... like fucking not Spain anyway. Oh
No, I can't
Read that the accent might give it away... It could we Portuguese or Spanish again. Oh, wait. Let's go down to this sign
What do you got for me, bro?
Wait, I don't need the fucking map. What does this say goddamn? It's all like obscured
I don't know what that says another another saying some of these signs are supposed to be fucking legible... nope apparently not cuz you're just a
cross penis... PEVNOST JOSEFOV
Uh-Oh. Now I'm really confused. Oh
okay...
I think it's somewhere in Eastern Europe
Somewhere within this region here. I'm gonna guess Poland
I wasn't that far off!
Yeah, I was only 295 kilometers off it was already in Prague
Nice *laughing*
What a fucking guess. I mean yeah, technically I could have been close
*clap* Fuck yeah, okay next one. We're on to a good start. This is pretty identifiable
But there's nothing written around here. I keep looking for the written stuff because that's the one that's kind of giving it away
That's a very similar sign to what was in the last area. I think no. I'm pretty sure I'm not tripping balls
I think this is Eastern Europe again. Yep, definitely
Ukraine or Russia oh
We're going all in on these ones and Russia's a pretty fucking big place, so even if I put it in Russia
I could still be fucking thousands of miles off
Russia is goddamn big
Okay to be safe. I'm going to put it like here
do you see what I mean you fucking see what I mean it was in Russia, but it still fucking a
Thousand miles away, not too bad not too bad. We're good. We're solid. We're golden
Blue men, I don't even think I can really get out of here
Leave what the fuck?
Now I'm on the other side of the building okay, shut up phone. I will fucking murder you. Okay. I think we're in Germany
Here we fucking go
Let's get it if I'm not in Germany. I'm gonna be so embarrassed
Yes, I mean, I'm still a good bit off actually no, I wasn't
4531 Points, is 5000 the highest that you can get? That's pretty damn good, okay?
What are we on... four or five? This is a really good round!
Watch me fuck up these two now oh come on
We're even though I like how you can see the shadow of the google car. Where even am I? Oh
Fucking nowhere. There's not going to be any signs around for miles... I'm going to be clicking for four weeks
What do you say?
The end of okay miles okay? I'm going to assume that we're in America
Because America has huge open stretches of land
Like these like whenever I think of American road trips these are the kind of roads that I imagine
It's like a scene from dumb and dumber the original dumb and dumber movie who comes back on the bike
Like a route 66 route 66 type of vibe, so we get any sort of fuckin signage or civilization
Krams Canyon or Hotresvilla
Hmm
Let's me
What the hell happened here someone gets sick that someone puke or is that a giant?
albatross bird shit clicking my life away at this point. I keep seeing this in the distance as well
I'm hoping that I get to it but every time I click it doesn't seem to be getting any closer
See it's always on the Horizon
Goddamnit... Okay, can I can I just like click and drag and just keep on going? *sigh*
I guess I could just hold forward and do this oh
no because I'm gonna break it if you do. I just want to get to some other
I'm not trying to like cheese this or anything. I just need some sort of other
Identifier there's literally nothing else around here
And I've gotten to this building and it's nothing it's a silo. I just need one more sign. Just give me one more signage and
I'll be good. I can take a guess then okay. I fucking clicked for so long that the time of day actually changed, so
I'm just going to guess
The Braska Colorado, I'm just going to guess like right here.
Oh My God, I was actually not that far off... fucking Arizona again
God Dammit, Arizona. I don't need to click in
I'm so near Tuba City. I hope that that's a place that everyone
just goes around playing tubas - Okay, we got a lot of points out of it still that's not too bad, okay
Where are we now? Oh, this is a cool looking place!
Immediately, I'm just gonna guess Finland none of this is a help. I'm guessing Europe at least
I think we're somewhere in Europe my Europe senses are tingling my fellow my brethren
Can we have any sort of indicator, signs... Goddamn this is a nice looking place, look at this fucking house
Okay, maybe we're not in Europe. Not to say that Europeans can't have nice houses
I'm just looking at the landscape and trying to determine, there's no signs anywhere
And this is a tiny-ass road, so I can't click too far ahead. Oh
here we go down on to the, down onto the road Ramarent... none of this stuff is like popping out as a
Specific language to me. There's no accents or anything on them
It could be anything because I'm pronouncing them if somebody else pronounced them to me in that native language. I'd probably be able to guess
But because I'm the one pronouncing them based on what I'm reading
no, fucking idea PRESTEHOLTEN oh
God a lot of European and Scandinavian languages are all like an amalgamation of each other so I don't know
this could be fucking anywhere, I think...
I don't think it's Eastern Europe. I think it's main Europe
Could be Scandinavia either
It's a very Scandinavian looking place
You know what my gut said Finland right off the bat? I'm guessing finland
Norway, shit
And all the Scandinavians got triggered and upset at me *laughing*
Aww... fuck I knew it was Scandinavian the language was kind of had a, had a tilt to it and
Also, because a lot of the landscape up there
Did look like that a lot of Finland Sweden Norway kind of looks very similar of course it would they're in the same
Geographical area
Man, what did I get... 17559 points, not that bad, damn
Not too bad at all
I was twelve thousand before I was down here, so that's that's a big gain for my second attempt at it, nice okay!
Well I'm gonna leave this video of Geoguessr here. I want to do another one of these that was really fun
I like that and did your country show up?
I hope so
I imagine there's a lot of people who are within these regions the flags are the ones that they actually were by the way and
the the faces are the ones that I guessed
So I mean obviously there's a lot of Americans that watch my videos
But what's up my European peeps anyways
Thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it punch that like button in the face like
a boss and high fives all round... *wapssh, wapssh*
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
Yo, if your country was here, and I completely fucked it up put your hands in the air. I'm sorry