- Wait a second Darryl,
McQueen is in the wreckage.
- [Darryl] There's no way the rookie can make it through.
Not in one piece, that is.
(triumphant music)
- Lightning, ahh.
- Hey, Lightning. Yo. McQueen. Seriously,
That was some pretty darn nice racing out there
by me!
Welcome to the Chick-era, baby.
Piston Cup? It's mine, dude. It's mine.
Hey fellas. How do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue?
Dinoco blue!
- [Lightning] In your dreams, Thunder.
- [Chick] Yeah, right. Thunder?
What's he talking about thunder?
- [Lightning] Oh, you know, 'cause thunder always
comes after Lightning. Ka-Pew, Ka-Pow.
- [Chick] Who here knew of the, about the thunder thing?
- No, I didn't.
- But remember, all that salt and grime,
- Can rust your bolts and freeze your -
- Hey, look, there he is! Our almost champ.
Victory right to here, kid.
- Lightning McQueen. You are wicked fast.
- Yeah! You were booking, McQueen!
- [Lightning McQueen] Give me a little room guys
- You're my hero Mr. McQueen.
- [Lightning] Yes, I know, Fred. Fred, thank you.
- [Fred] He knows my name. He knows my name!
- Looking good, Freddy!
- Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year.
Oh, I mean,
we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights.
- Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
- That's what I'm telling you. It just stickers.
- [Lightning] Well, you know,
race cars don't need headlights because the track is always
lit.
- Yeah, well so's my brother, but he still needs headlights.
- [Lightning] Ha, ha, ha. Ha. Ha, ha.
- Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning McQueen.
- [Lightning] (screams)
- Fly away Stanley, be free.
- [Mater] Shoot, you're in Radiator Springs.
The cutest little town in Carburetor County.
- [Lightning] Great. Just great.
- [Mater] Well, if you think that's great,
you should see the rest of the town.
- [Lightning] You know, I'd love to
see the rest of the town.
So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off,
you and me, we go cruising, check out the local scene.
- [Mater] Daggum! Cool!
- Mater! What did I tell you about talking to the accused?
- [Mater] To not to.
- Well, quit your yapping and tow this delinquent
road hazard to traffic court.
- [Mater] I'm going to talk later, Mater.
Hehe, later Mater. That's funny.
- [Lightning] Holy Porsche.
She's got to be from my attorney's office.
Hey, thanks for coming but we're all set.
He's letting me go.
- [Sally] He's letting you go?
- [Lightning] Yeah, your job's pretty easy today.
All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at
you. Listen, I'm going to cut to the chase.
Me, you, dinner. Pa-Cha-Kow!
- [Sally] What the! Ow! Oo, please. Ugh.
- [Lightning] I know I get that reaction a lot.
I create feelings and others that they themselves don't
understand.
(engine revving)
- [Sally] Ugh!
- [Lightning] Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I scare you?
- [Mater] Well, a little bit but I'll be all right.
- [Sally] Okay, I'm going to go talk to the Judge.
- [Lightning] Do what you gotta do, baby.
Oh, but listen.
Be careful folks around here are not firing on all
cylinders, if you know what I mean.
- [Mater] Ka-Chang. Ah!
- [Sally] I'll keep that in mind. Hey there, Mater.
- [Mater] Howdy, Sally.
- [Sally] Hi folks.
- [Lightning] You know her?
- [Mater] She's the town attorney and my fiance.
- [Lightning] What?
- [Mater] I'm just kidding. She just likes me for my body.
- Hook him up, Mater.
- [Mater] Okie dokie.
- [Lightning] Freedom!
- [Mater] Maybe I should've hooked him up to Bessie,
and then, uh, then took the boot off.
- [Lightning] Woo-hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs
and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! Yeah!
Ah, feel that wind.
No, no, no, no, no, out of gas? How could I be out of gas?
- [Sheriff] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
- [Lightning] B-b-b-b-but, h-how did you?
- [Sally] We siphoned your gas while you were passed out.
Ka-chow!
- [Lightning] Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- [Lightning] Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, no, no, no!
- Aw man!
- Ooooh.
- OW!
- [Doc] You drive like you fix roads. Lousy.
Have fun fishing, Mater.
- [Mater] I'm starting to think he knew
you was going to crash!
- [Lightning] Thank you, Mater. Thank you.
(horn blasts)
- [Mater] I don't care who you are,
that's funny right there! Oh, it's your turn, bud.
- [Lightning] Mater, I can't. I don't even have a horn.
- [Mater] Baby.
- [Lightning] I'm not a baby.
(Mater makes chicken noises)
- [Lightning] Fine. Stop. Stop. Okay, all right.
I'll do something.
(engine revs)
- Okay! Yes, you bet.
- Thanks again folks, buh-bye now.
- [Lightning] Pst! Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
I know how to get to the interstate!
- Oh do ya?
- Mindy, no.
- [Lightning] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Not really.
But listen. I'm Lightning McQueen, the famous race car.
I'm being held here against my will and I need you to call
my team so they can come rescue me and get me to California
in time for me to win the Piston Cup. Do you understand?
(car doors lock)
- [Lightning] No, no, no, no, no!
It's the truth! I'm telling you.
You got to help me. Don't leave me here.
I'm in hill-billy hell! My IQ is dropping by the second.
I'm becoming one of them.
- [Mater] Hey, listen, listen.
If anybody asked you, we was out smashing mailboxes.
Okay?
- [Lightning] What?
(tractors mooing)
- Aw man, the paint's still wet!
(horn honks)
- No, no, no, no. Get out of the store.
Hey, don't eat the radio! Here, take the snow tires.
- [Doc] Reno, it's time.
- Hey, tiny. You're going to clean his windshield?
- I don't believe it.
- That was the fastest pit stop I've ever seen!
- It was a great stop,
but he's still going to beat that race car out.
- It's going to be close!
(crowd cheering)
- Yeah, he's back in the race!
- Pit stop.
(outro music)