Are you tired of being a loser both in real life and on the internet?
Today, I'm gonna discuss with you some scientific methods
for how to be cool on the internet so you can cool at least half of the time.
The first step is to fix your attitude.
You, yourself must believe that you are NEVER WRONG. ...
...Even if you're not.
And if you come across information that says you're wrong,
...NEVER ADMIT IT.
Admitting that you are wrong is a sign of weakness.
Only idiots make mistakes and that's not you,
especially on the internet.
Just remember that if you apologize or admit you're wrong,
You're gonna have a permanent record of that time you were an idiot,
and you'll be the laughing stock of the internet, forever.
Next, you'll need to come up with a cool username.
If you use your real name on the internet, people will know you're a LOSER
so you're gonna want to come up with a username that's as cool as you are.
One tip for gamers is to put a cool tag in front of your username
to signify that you are part of a team.
For example, lets use a cool username like "*iPr0* HE4DSHOTK1NG"
The "i" in front of "Pr0"
reminds you of Apple, a very cool company.
And "Pro" signifies that you are a professional.
"HE4DSHOTK1NG" signifies that you are the King of Headshots
and very skilled at the video game.
If you joined a game with that username, people will know to watch out.
The next tip is really important.
You'll want a cool profile picture, specifically one with a really funny meme.
This will show that you are up to date with the latest internet trends.
Some examples that you can start off with is:
- The Lenny face
- The dog meme
- The troll face
- Grumpy cat
And don't forget, nothing says that you're cool on the internet like a anime profile picture.
The next tip is a strategy that you can use on Facebook and other social media sites
and that is to post about your favourite political candidate daily.
Anyone who has a disagreeing opionion on politics, you'll want to make sure you unfriend them first.
They may post, replay and disagree with you, making you look bad.
Now as a side note, we all know that inspiring quotes
are really popular on social media.
So you get bonus points if you post inspiring quotes
by your favourite political candidate.
And it'll be double the bonus points if it's an inspirational quote by you
about your favourite political candidate
That'll show you are really creative as well.
So if you follow these steps, everyone will know that you are up to date and informed about politics
and they'll turn to you if they have any questions.
And here's another tip for Facebook and other social media sites
For your profile banner, put a picture of an expensive car such as a Lamborghini or a Bugatti.
This will show that you like cool cars and people will associate that cool car with yourself.
And they may think that you own one of those expensive cars,
otherwise, why would you put that in your banner?
The next tip will work on any site on the internet.
If you ever spot a grammatical or spelling mistake,
always point it out and explain in great detail why that person is wrong.
This would not only make the other person look stupid,
but would also make you look smart and people would be very impressed.
The longer the explanation on why they're wrong, the better it is for you.
But be careful! A single spelling mistake will backfire on you and make you look even worse.
Now this next tip is for advanced users only.
You'd want to get a computer with really cool lights on it and post it on the internet.
Everyone knows that one of biggest determining factors for how cool you are on the internet
is how cool your computer is.
It's no surprise that the most experienced internet veterans call their computer's "Battle-stations."
Because the internet is basically a battleground to see who is the coolest.
Getting cool, colourful lights on your computer, keyboard and mouse
are practically required to become one of the coolest people on the internet.
This next tip is great for people who like to listen to music.
Now if you want to be cool on the internet,
you have to make sure to only listen to music from previous generations.
Never, ever listen to modern music.
I'm sure most of you already understand that the older the music you listen to,
the cooler you are.
But more importantly, you'd want to make sure that everyone knows that you don't listen to modern music.
So every chance you get, always point out that you were born in the wrong generation,
this will give you credibility.
finally, this will be the ultimate tip for being cool on the internet.
If you pull this off, nobody will be able to dispute how awesome you are.
And that is to leave the first comment on a Youtube video
with just the word "first" so everyone knows.
If you can manage that, you will have a permanent record about your awesome internet skill.
And if you're in a argument, either in real life or on the internet...
You can simply say:
"Hey, I was the first person to comment on that popular video."
And they will be forced to back down.
So I hope using these tips, you are able to go out on the internet and achieve the level of popularity
you believe you deserve.
And if you have any tips of your own, be sure to let us know down in the comment section.
I'm sure most of us will be interested in that.
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