Chris: IT'S TIME TO PLAY ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE.
AFTER RETURNING FROM AN RECENT TRIP TO ENGLAND,
66-YEAR-OLD FLORIDIAN SCOTT WATERS POSTED A LIST OF
99 ADORABLE OBSERVATIONS ABOUT HIS VISIT. AND IT MADE ALL OF
BRITAIN PUT DOWN THEIR GRAVY SANDWICHES, AND COLLECTIVELY
SIGH, "HE GETS US. HE REALLY [BEEP]IN' GETS US."
WITH CUTE, EXTREMELY OBVIOUS LITTLE NOTES LIKE:
"ROADS ARE THE SIZE OF OUR SIDEWALKS AND
CAKE IS ONE OF THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS.
HIS POST HAS BEEN SHARED OVER 50,000 TIMES OF BRITISH FOOTBALL
MOMS IN YOGA TROUSERS. AND I'M CURIOUS WHAT HIS ENGLISH
COUNTERPART MIGHT OBSERVE ABOUT AMERICA.
COMEDIANS, AS A 66-YEAR-OLD BRITISH FACEBOOK USER, PLEASE
GIVE ME A LIST OF OBSERVATIONS YOU'D MAKE ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO
THE STATES. IN 60 SECONDS, AND BEGIN.
>> THEY HAVE A FASCINATING DISH CALLED A SALAD.
IT'S MOSTLY LEAVES.
>> Chris: POINTS.
TOM.
>> THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR IS KNOWN AS BEYONCE.
>> Chris: THANK YOU, MRS. DOUBTFIRE. KURT.
>> THE BOBBIES SAY "CHIM-CHUREE" BY SHOOTING YOU.
>> THEY HAVE STRANGE THINGS CALLED DENTISTS.
>> Chris: POINTS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
Chris: KURT.
>> THEY CALL A DUST BIN A TRASHCAN.
AND A TRASHCAN, KATY PERRY.
>> I LOVE KATY PERRY.
Chris: TOM LENK.
>> THEIR KING SERVES CHICKEN FRIES.
HUH-UH.
>> Chris: POINTS.
KURT.
>> THEIR QUEEN IS NAMED LATIFAH.