(On the sidewalk)
Sherry, look at that cloud of thick smoke.
Let’s check out what’s happening.
Sure.
Tony, what are you doing here?
What are you burning?
Shh! This is how I get good luck.
I read it on the Internet.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Well, several weeks ago, I got an e-mail.
It said, “If you want to have good luck, write down all your wishes with a marker.
Then put the wish list into an envelope with five grams of sugar.”
Is that all?
No, then it said, “You have to burn the envelope, count from 1 to 12,
and hop up and down on a piece of open land in front of a temple.
Then, all your wishes will come true.”
I don’t know what to say.
I’m speechless.
Believe it or not,
I tried this last Wednesday and got full marks on all my tests the next day.
Come on!
That was because of your hard work, not because of your wish list.