I'm going to tell you something crazy.
I never told anyone this before,
but honestly, I'm not sure I can remember what my mother looked like.
It really seems like my whole life Katara has been the one looking out for me.
She's always been the one that's there.
And now, when I try to remember my mom,
Katara's the only face I can picture.
The truth is, sometimes Katara does act motherly,
but that's not always a bad thing.
She's compassionate and kind, and she actually cares about me.
You know, the real me.
That's more than my own mom.
Don't ever tell her I said any of this!
Hey, my lips are sealed.
Good morning, earthbending student!
Good morning, Sifu Toph.
Hey, you never call me Sifu Katara.
Well, if you think I should...
[Sokka mumbles]
Sorry, Snoozles, we'll do our earthbending as quietly as we can.
[screaming]
[grunts]
[mumbles incoherently]
Oh, that reminds...
Toph, I thought you might like this
since you probably never had a chance to bend space earth before.
Sweet!
[Toph] Check this out!
[groaning]
Ah!
What are you doing? That rock almost was crushed me!
Sorry, I can't tell where they are in the air.
I got this one.
[screaming]
[Katara] Sokka, there's nothing there!
I guess my head's not as clear as I thought.
Great job with the cloud camo, but next time,
let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud
who knows how to keep its mouth shut.
Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
Hey, we're in enemy territory.
Those are enemy birds.
[cawing]
In order to take out the Fire Lord
or, in this case, the Melon Lord,
our timing has to be perfect.
First, Suki and I will draw his fire,
then Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy hot offense,
and while the Melon Lord is distracted,
Aang swoops in and bam!
He delivers the final blow.
Uh, what about me?
For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces.
So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?
Whatever makes the training feel more realistic.
Sweetness.
Okay, you ready to give it a try?
I'm ready.
[screams]
Oof!
Rock beats airbender.
What is that?
[Sokka] Need a ride?
Whoa! Ah!
Oh...
Toph, when I was in town I found something that you're not going to like.
Well, it sounds like a sheet of paper,
but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
It's a wanted poster! Of you!
They've nicknamed you the Runaway.
A wanted poster! That's so great!
The Runaway... I love my new nickname!
Is there a picture of me? Does it look good?
Well, yeah, actually, it does look pretty good.
[grunting]
[Toph] You did it!
You're an earthbender.
I can't believe it.
Aww, this is really a wonderful, touching moment.
So could you get me out of here so I can give you both a big snuggly hug?
No problem, Sokka.
Actually, you should probably let me do that.
You're still a little new to this.
You might accidentally crush him.
Yeah, no crushing, please.
Oof.
[Sokka] We're too late!
The fleet's already taking off!
[Toph] Then we're taking off, too.
Where's the closest airship?
It's right--
[grunts]
Then it's settled. Aang, I do believe it's my turn.
I'd like to spend my vacation...
at the library!
Uh, hey! What about me?
When do I get to pick?
You got to work here a little longer before you qualify for vacation time.
Hm.
Toph, metalbend the rudder so it's jammed in a turning position.
The ship will spiral and slam into the others.
Got it.
[spits]
[groaning]
[metal creaking]
[grunting]
Have I ever mentioned how sweet it is that you invented metal bending?
You could stand to mention it more.
Try and top that, Sokka.
Ta-da!
Is that a... blobbering blob monster?
No, it's Suki!
[laughing]
Suki, we'll all understand if you break up with him over this.
It's a trap. Don't say I didn't warn you.
[Sokka] Ignored!
So, Sokka's your name, right?
[Azula] My favorite prisoner used to mention you all the time.
She was convinced you were going to come rescue her.
Of course, you never came and she gave up on you.
[screaming]
Come and get it.
[grunting]
Where is Suki?
Hey, don't jinx it!
We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon.
Or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp!
You been hitting the cactus juice again?
I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us.
[paranormal music]
That's some door!
Not a problem.
[metal creaking]
I am so glad we added you to the group!
[gasping]
Suki, are you okay?
You have to be more careful!
Come on!
"Thanks for saving my life, Toph!"
"Hey, no problem, Sokka!"
Hey, I got it! The perfect name for that guy,
- Combustion Man! - Good job, Sokka.
Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
See? It fits so well!
Sokka's coming!
[gasping]
Hey, guys, what are you doing?
- Sokka! - You're back!
We missed you so much!
Say something funny!
Funny how?
[laughing]
What's their deal?
I don't know.
They missed you or something.
I didn't care.
[grunting]
That's how it's done.
Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship.
- Take the wheel. - That's a great idea!
Let the blind girl steer the giant airship.
I was talking to Suki.
That would make a lot more sense.
[panting]
[Aang] Toph! What are you doing here?
My dad changed his mind.
He said I was free to travel the world.
Well, we better get out of here before your dad changes his mind again.
Good idea.
You're going to be a great teacher, Toph.
Speaking of which, I want to show you something.
Okay.
[screams]
Now we're even.
Um, I'll take the belt back.
Ow!
Sorry.
Well, that explains why I can't catch a fish around here.
Because normally my fishing skills are...
off the hook!
Get it? Like a fishing hook?
Too bad your skills aren't on the hook.
[laughing]
Stop wasting our time and give us the information.
You're powerless right now, so you're in no position to refuse.
And stick to the truth.
I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
Are you sure?
I'm a pretty good liar.
I am a 400-foot-tall purple platypus bear
with pink horns and silver wings.
Okay, you're good. I admit it.
I don't see anything that would make a spirit mad around here.
Maybe the Moon Spirit just turned mean.
The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady!
She rules the sky with compassion and...
lunar goodness!
[groaning]
[screaming]
Bye, space sword.
[groaning]
I don't think boomerang's coming back, Toph.
It looks like this is the end.
[gasping]
[groaning]
Ah, ah, ah!
- [groaning] - How did that happen?
Did boomerang come back?
No, Suki did.
Hey, I thought designing the lost Appa poster was my job.
I've been working all day on my Appa!
[laughing] Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.
This is his head.
Why are feet coming out of it?
Those are his horns!
I haven't seen him in a while, okay?
It looks just like him to me!
Thank you, I worked really...
Why do you feel the need to do that?
Well, look at you, buster.
Now that your firebending's gone I guess we should call you...
the Loser Lord!
I am the Phoenix King!
[groaning]
Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of Getting His Butt Whooped.
Yeah! Or how about King of the...
Guys Who... Don't Win?
Leave the nicknames to us, honey.