[MUSIC PLAYING]
In the first season, you know, we squared off in the cage,
and that didn't go my way.
And then second season, we did the sumo wrestling,
and that didn't go my way.
I'm at a disadvantage because Rocco can fight.
Rocco is a legit dude.
The biggest bully.
Yeah, Rocco.
Hey, Rocco!
Rocco.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
OK.
I have been brought in here to officiate this contest
between the most attractive man on the set
with the nicest hair next to Clay.
That's going to be JD.
And we're going to give him a chance this season,
you know, see how hard he can punch a little bag.
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You're gonna hit the damn wall.
Well, good thing he's not competing.
Is that what we're doing?
We're bringing in the punching machine?
Oh, let's get it. Let's get it.
That'll be fun.
Now this man's experience, he's got jujitsu background.
He trains.
He watches fights, and he's some kind of fan that perpetrates.
All right?
He is the real deal
Rocco, you know, curls guys like JD.
[SIGHS] JD and Rocco, I mean, that's--
[SIGHS] that's tough.
And in this corner, we have none other than the real deal
Vincent "Rocco" Vargas.
A little history about Rocco, we got a lot of bad dudes on set.
But we got a true American patriot who is the pride
of the United States Army.
He's an Army Ranger.
Rocco's a war hero.
You don't mess with war heroes.
How many times do you want me to tell you guys that?
Rocco is going to kill it on the power points.
Right?
He has, like, this deep animal in him, right,
that's just gonna massacre it.
And JD's strong, but like he's--
I think he's more fluff strong.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
He brings a lot of skill, and technique, and a lot of weight
on his side.
Heck, y'all.
You got me sweating, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I usually sweat when I see donuts,
but right now I'm pissed off.
Yeah, yeah.
I think you smell the tacos, homie.
[LAUGHS]
I can smell it.
Bro, that's all the energy I need.
That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'll kick your little-- - Send me location.
Send me location.
Boop, I paged it for you. What?
Send me location.
I'm right here, bro.
No, send me the location.
I'm right here.
Send me the location.
OK, right there.
Let's go.
Let's go, bro!
Let's go!
I think he actually Googled it and studied how to win.
That's what JD the nerd would do.
So, whatever.
He should be scared.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What?
How much you bench?
All right, y'all been over the rules already.
Protect yourself at all times.
Obey my commands at all times.
Touch gloves now if you want.
Well, I guess not.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, at the sound of the bell, come on out
and handle your business.
Let's go!
[BELL RINGS]
Dang, bro.
Oh, hell.
Ooo.
Let's see here.
Oh, that's rocky.
Mm-hmm.
It's a good location.
Good location.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Mmm.
Oh, that's plus 1.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
Oh, shit!
822!
That's good.
No practice.
Acting, eating.
Your name on that shit, bro.
I'm a little nervous about that.
I'm a little nervous about that one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
Oh, my God!
[GRUNTING]
Nope.
Nope, that wasn't it.
I felt like it was.
That wasn't it.
[LAUGHS]
Oh!
Rocco, this is your last shot here.
Best one.
You've got to beat 822.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, Rocco.
Let's go.
Good for Johnny. [LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE] Johnny?
Shake a leg, Johnny!
Ahh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Nope. Nope.
- Missed it. - Nope.
Nope. - Missed it.
Nope.
Oh!
[CHEERING]
No way!
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner
by KO and the triple champ, he is coming up
to Henry Cejudo status.
Now your triple champ, Vincent "Rocco" Vargas!
Maybe next season we'll find what he--
I don't know.
What do you mean-- what do you mean "next season?"
- Tic-Tac-Toe or-- - What do you "next season"?
Tic-Tac-Toe or we'll play hopscotch.
I don't know whatever it is. - No, no no, no.
Next season, we're going to get the vaccine,
and you are going to handle in the cage again.
Oh, I am down, bro!
We're going to handle--
I am down!
Ain't no grappling.
- Whatever you want. - No grap--
Whatever you want. Bro, whatever you want.
Whatever you want. No, whatever you want.
- You just said no grappling-- - You just said that--
That means you [INAUDIBLE].
- Yeah, yeah. - OK.
- OK. - OK.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
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