Karlos: Are you vanilla? Are you black? What race are you?
Ricky: Um... I'm whi... I mean, I think we're gonna find out in a minute.
K: Oh, It's bright. R: Superbright!
K: Oh, nice to meet you! R: OK!
K: Oh, It's bright. R: Nice to meet you!
K: Likewise. Wouh!
Both: Yeah, this one shot. Yeah, let's go ahead? Okay cool.
K: Yeah lets go ahead and do that. R: And let the juices flow
K: Mm-Hmm, which one of us do you think is more attractive?
R: Well, I mean, we're attractive on different levels.
K: Okay, so, okay explain.
R: So I mean ...
(Laugh)
R: There's a whole can of worms I don't know if I want to get into right now.
Ideally, how often should a couple have sex?
K: I personally like twice a week because I can let it heal
and usually I like doing black guys.
So it's usually pretty big you gotta just like just gotta take it sometimes
and just gotta let it heal afterwards.
So like twice. (Snoring)
K: Can i just take a shot? Cuz I feel like I haven't drank anything in like two questions.
(Laugh)
R: Buddy, should we do it together? Okay.
K: What is your number one deal-breaker?
R: Oh... Emm... Lying.
K: What about just like a white lie like "Oh, yeah..."
R: Well, lies happen, but if it's like white lies you don't pick up on a lot more than ...
K: I have a question: why they call it white lie, not black lie?
R: Because it's like subtle. K: So you're saying white people are subtle?
R: What's something you miss about the last serious Ex?
K: Something I miss about my last serious Ex... He had a bigger dick than the guy I'm with now.
R: U-uh! K: So like that's.
K: It's like we have a new car... R: I have the same...
K: and you miss the old one.
(Giggles)
K: It's a dare. R: Oh ...
K: Dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot?
R: I dont know you well. K: Damn!
K: Let me take a shot with you because like you ...
R: I said I would date you.
K: I will let you buy me dinner. But I won't let you kiss me.
That's not a good deal, I'm a businessman.
R: Well, are you asking me to jerk you off? K: No, I'm not asking you to jerk me off.
R: I don't know! K: Are you gonna give me
some coupons afterwards like ...? R: Girl, I'm gonna groupon all over this state
K: Hmm ...
K: They don't gotta be sex as gas or cash like that's what I take.
R: Do you have any more mango juice?
K: Guava?..
K: That's a ... That's a white ... That's a white people drink.
R: They're so white!
K: I'll take some guava, please! CUT man: I have some water!
K: Thank you
K: Okay, it's your turn cuz yeah, you didn't want to kiss me,
because I have herpes.
R: What sound do you make when you're having sex?
(Laugh)
CUT man: Give us your O-face!
R: No, give me your O-face, you can do that.
K: No ... R: No?!
K: Some things are meant for my bedroom.
You don't have to just wait for that one.
Ooh, have you ever had a threesome and would you?
That's my question right there!
R: Yeah ... K: You've had one before?
R: Yeah! I've had like ... K: And did you enjoy it?
R: I've had like four. K: Four?
R: No ... Yeah. Yeah four. K: That means how that means you're an expert.
K: Three means that you ...
R: I mean like if you can Eiffel tower with somebody then you're an expert.
K: What's Eiffel tower? I'm an expert, but I don't ...
R: Just think ...
... and then one more.
K: Okay, so you're fucking his ass and what am I doing then, cuz ...
R: You're gettin a blow job while I'm looking at you.
K: Aaaaahhh!
(Clack on the table) Got it! (Clap) Got it! (Clap) Got it!
K: Can you show me your Tinder/ Grindr/Bumble profile right now?
R: There's my Tinder profile. Should we face it?
K: Thank you! R: Oh wait.
K: I'm not interested in your profile. I want to see messages.
Where we're going. R: No-uh!
(Laugh)
K: Oh my gosh! You're popular on Grindr. You have 99+ messages!
R: Ohhhh! K: Damn, daddy!
(broking glass) Both: Ohhhh!
(Laugh)
K: No, for real, y'all, he's a Grindr celebrity!
R: We broke shit.
K: You broke shit!
K: I didn't break any ... don't include us. R: I think I shook the table a little bit ...
K: We're not a thing yet. (Laugh)
K: You turned into a black woman. R: I turned it.
K: I just like shakin' the table!
(Laugh)
K: Shots to 99+ prublms. R: Yeah! Wait, what was this called?
K: You got 99 problems!
But I'm sure not one cuz I'd never hit you up on Grindr!
(Laugh)