(door creaks open)
- Phoebe.
(audience laughing)
- Chandler.
- Come on in.
- I was going to.
(audience laughing)
I brought some wine, would you like some?
- Sure.
(glasses clinking) (audience laughing)
(cork popping)
(Chandler giggling) (Phoebe giggling)
- So, here we are. (wine pouring)
Nervous? - Me?
No, you?
- No, I want this to happen.
(audience laughing)
- So do I.
(glasses clinking)
(Chandler chuckles)
(audience laughing)
I'm gonna put on some music.
- Maybe I'll dance for you. (audience laughing)
(bright music)
(audience laughing)
- You look good.
- Thanks!
Y'know that when you say things like that,
it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!
(audience laughing)
- Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
- Really?
- Oh, do you not want to?
- No, no!
I just, y'know, first, I wanna take off all my clothes
and have you rub lotion on me.
(audience laughing)
- Well, that would be nice.
(audience laughing)
I'll go get the lotion.
(audience laughing)
Listen, this is totally getting out of hand, okay?
She wants me to put lotion on her!
- She's bluffing!
- Look, she's not backing down!
She went like this!
(audience laughing)
- He's not backing down, he went to get lotion.
(door bangs shut) - Oh, man!
Aren't you guys done yet?
I wanna sit in my chair!
(audience laughing)
- Joey, look, just look at it this way,
the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler,
the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
- Ooh, I like that! - Okay.
- Oh, okay!
Show him your bra!
He's afraid of bras, can't work 'em!
- Joey!
(audience cheering)
Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.
- It's not my first time.
(audience laughing)
- You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
- Okay, give me a second!
Did you clean up in here? - Of course.
(audience laughing)
- Oh, you're going?
- Not without you, lover.
(audience laughing)
So, this is my bra. (audience laughing)
- It's very, very nice.
Well, come here.
I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.
- You should be, I'm very bendy.
(audience laughing)
I'm gonna kiss you now. - Not if I kiss you first.
(audience laughing)
(audience cheering)
- Ooh.
- Well, I guess there's nothing left
for us to do but kiss.
- Here it comes.
(audience laughing)
Our first kiss.
(audience laughing)
- Okay, okay, okay, okay!
You win!
I can't have sex with ya! - And why not?
- Because I'm in love with Monica!
- You're what?
(audience cheering)
- Love her!
That's right, I love her!
I love her!
I love you, Monica.
- I love you too, Chandler.
(audience cheering)