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-We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag
and ask you guys to respond to that topic.
So, since tomorrow's Thanksgiving
and people will be spending a lot of time in the kitchen,
we sent out the...
...where I asked you guys to tweet out a funny
or embarrassing story that happened to you in the kitchen.
Within minutes, it was a trending topic,
[ Cheering and applause ] so thank you for playing along.
[ Whistling ] I appreciate that.
It's always so much fun.
Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite
#CookingFail responses from you guys.
This first one here is from @DianaDee16.
She says...
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Just like the original Thanksgiving.
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This one's from @Bonenibbler.
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Um --
[ Laughter ]
@Bonenibbler.
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He says...
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Just, why?
-It's protein. -Just, why, right?
-Yeah, exactly, man.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @acstucker.
He says...
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My mother really liked making this.
[ Sputtering ]
Doing!
This one's from @abbey-joyner12.
She says...
Look at this.
[ Laughter ]
It's not that quick mac & cheese.
Come on, man.
Although, I do think the microwave's ready for an update.
-Yeah. -I don't think it's fast enough.
[ Laughter ] -I mean, out of nothing,
the "microwave" concept is sort of obsolete, at this point.
-No, I think the concept, I get that, right?
I still think the idea, it's a faster way of cooking, but --
-Yeah. -You know.
-You want yours like "Jetsons" fast.
-Yeah, I mean, popcorn is three minutes.
It's just too much.
[ Laughter ]
-What do you think would be apropos?
-I'm going to say, uh...
20 seconds.
-Oof!
Wow. -Pop.
Actually, it should be as fast as the word "pop."
One second. -Wow.
-You got a bag of popcorn.
-That's crazy. I don't know that I would eat that stuff.
[ Laughter ]
-What are you talking about?
-I need at least, you know, like two,
three minutes on the pop.
-What are you talking about, man?
[ Laughter ] -I'm not just consuming,
you know, 1.1-second popcorn all willy-nilly.
-No, I'm talking about, me, you,
snuggled up with a little fleece over us...
[ Laughter ]
-...watching some
"Gilmore Girls" bloopers. -Remember those blankets
with like the hand -- the arm openings?
-Snuggies? -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
I'm talking me, you... -Me, you, one --
-couple Snuggies. -No, one Snuggie.
[ Laughter ]
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-Come on, man, you don't care about the popcorn,
at that point. Come on.
It's just about the experience.
-Yeah, man. Tandem Snuggies.
[ Laughter ]
-Tandem Snuggies, that could've been something.
-Yeah. -Anyways,
microwave people, get on that, man.
[ Laughter ] This one's from @cindihuston.
She says...
-Aah! -Ouch!
[ Laughter ]
-Oh!
Aaaaah!
-It is around the same size, man.
[ Laughter ]
The old Bonenibbler.
[ Laughter ]
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I'm familiar, very familiar, yeah, yeah.
This one's from @RobinStur.
She says...
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[ Laughter ]
-And a new daughter. -Yeah, no, that's crazy, right?
I remember that thing though, that self-cleaning button.
Some metal latch you go [ Cluck ]
and that was the end of it, man. It didn't work.
-That's what needs to be updated.
You need to be able to like
stop the self-cleaning mode, once you press that button.
-No, I think that has been invented.
-Really? -Sure.
-Maybe my oven is just antique.
[ Laughter ]
-Do you have an antique oven?
-Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's been invented, man.
You just don't know ovens.
[ Laughter ]
-I figured that's been invented.
I don't have to worry this stuff, self-cleaning ovens.
That whole thin, you know what?
I'll let other people deal with that stuff.
I'm talking about --
[ Scat singing ]
Zzzhzzhzzhzzh.... [ Laughter ]
I mean, I got things happening, man.
I can't wait this long. -Right.
-Yeah. [ Pop ]
Thank you. Popcorn's ready.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, you go, "Dude, we got to celebrate tonight."
[ Pop ]
And we're going to make popcorn.
[ Pop ] Thank you, Fred.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Three seconds. -You know what? That took too long.
-Yeah, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-This one's from @ninja-natasha.
She said...
Look at this thing.
[ Laughter and applause ]
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