- Gigi says she wants to be pied in the face.
Someone go pie her! - No!
(children laughing) (children screaming)
- [Hostess] Hey guys!
- [Children] Hey!
(child laughs)
- [Hostess] Let's do that one more time.
Hey guys!
- [Children] Hi!
- [Hostess] What are you guys doing here today?
- [Children] Don't You Dare Move!
- [Hostess] We're gonna bring out five distractions.
If you can stay in your seats
and last through all five rounds, then you get a prize.
Do you guys wanna see the prizes?
- [Children] Yes!
- [Hostess] All right, close your eyes, please.
(cartoon fast forward screeching)
- [Hostess] Okay. - Yes, I love Oreos.
- It's a cake of Oreos.
- Can I just have the glass of milk?
- [Hostess] I have, actually, a better idea.
Close your eyes again.
- Okay, I'm scared.
(cartoon fast forward screeching)
- [Hostess] All right, open your eyes.
(children gasp) - [Children] Whoa!
(triumphant music)
- [Hostess] Whoever wins the game takes home the Oreo.
- Dude, I don't even want the cookie. I just want the milk.
- I like the glass.
- [Hostess] All right, let's take the prize away.
(cartoon fast forward screeching)
We are now beginning round one.
(bell dings)
- Oh my god, I love it, I wanna cry.
- [Hostess] I've invited this butler here today
to entice you with McDonald's chicken nuggets
and french fries.
- Looks pretty appetizing, there.
- Just target Desmond.
- Yeah, everyone target Desmond!
- I love it, but like, ugh.
- [Hostess] And you can have all of them.
- Think I'm gonna cry.
- Why are you doing that?
- He's making it smell.
- [Desmond] I need it!
- It smells so good.
- [Hostess] If none of you breaks, we're gonna bring
out a trashcan and dump it in the trash.
- No, that's wasting food! - What!
You're torturing us!
- You're murdering the food!
- [Hostess] You have all survived round one.
(bell dings)
- All right. If there's no more food involved,
I could win this.
- [Hostess] And now beginning round two.
(bell dings)
- What's coming out?
- Gosh, no!
- [Hostess] This is Paige,
and she's a professional face painter.
She can make you into whatever you want.
- This is not my weakness, but I sure do want
to be turned into a fairy.
- We can always do it later, right?
- Dang it! Okay. Okay.
- [Hostess] Kristin, do you want to show them some
of the examples of what the face could be?
- It's either gonna be Crystal or Selene
who are gonna break.
- Oh no there's a Poké Ball! - Unicorn!
- [Hostess] We brought somebody else
in to get their face painted.
- Oh no.
- Oh yay, I'm so happy for you!
What are you gonna choose?
- Could you make me into David Bowie?
- Sure did want that, but like...
- Instead, I'll get a permanent tattoo.
- [Hostess] You're gonna get a permanent tattoo?
(chuckling)
- Look at Gigi.
(laughing)
- [Girl] You actually look like a cute dog.
- I know!
- [Hostess] You guys, Paige is really good.
- It was fast.
(bell dings)
- [Hostess] Who thinks they're gonna win still?
- I can't raise my hand. That's part of the challenge.
All you guys are out.
- [Hostess] No, you're not out.
(bell dings)
Round three begins now! - Oh no!
- What's happening?
- [Hostess] Has anyone ever wanted to play with spray paint?
Evan, can you come on in?
- Oh, it's my brother!
- [Hostess] You guys can do anything you want
to this wall with these spray paint cans.
- And then you can take it home.
- I really want to move! Oh my god!
- Get out. - I can't see.
(children laughing)
- You're right, go ahead, get out everyone!
Let me win this.
- [Hostess] Do you guys have a tag that you'd want to do?
- Gucci.
- [Hostess] Why would you tag Gucci?
- Gucci!
(children laughing)
- Oh, I can't.
- I told you, I want the glass.
- This is like my weakness.
- All right. If you get the glass, I'll have the milk.
- And then I'll get the glass, okay.
- All right, I'm winning.
(bell dings)
- [Hostess] It sounds like Crystal and Desmond
have formed an alliance.
(hip hop music)
Are you all ready for round four?
- [Children] Yes!
(bell dings)
- [Hostess] Does anyone want to pie
Kristin or Gigi in the face?
- I want to pie Kristin in the face!
- No Desmond!
(children shouting)
- You wanna pick her, you wanna pick her.
- [Hostess] Justin, don't you wanna pie your sister
in the face? - Yes.
But it's not happening.
- [Hostess] Brendan? Aren't you tempted?
Do you want to maybe pie your mom in the face?
- (laughing) Yes.
- Gigi says she wants to be pied in the face.
Someone go pie her. - No!
(children laughing)
- Someone has to do it.
(children shouting)
- I would never do that to Gigi.
Especially cause she just got her face paint.
- Aww, you can bring the pie back into the kitchen.
You have all miraculously got through round four.
(cartoon fast forward screeching)
- We cannot go down! - What's going on?
What's going on here?
- We are not going down.
- [Hostess] Wait, you guys are all banding together?
- [Children] Yeah!
- [Hostess] In all my years doing Don't You Dare,
I have never seen this kind of
sportsmanship and teamwork.
However, this last round will get one of you out.
(bell dings)
- Link arms, link arms.
- Oh yep, yep, I'm gonna have to leave this place.
Sorry guys!
(children shouting)
- Trampoline.
- I really need to do some flips.
- Wait, are we allowed to do front flips?
I want to get out.
- Yeah I'm out (laughs)
(buzzer goes off)
- (screaming) No!
- I'm sorry, I had to. Isn't this so fun?
(children shouting)
- I'm sad.
- Don't fall off!
- No!
- I'm gonna cry.
All right, that's enough trampoline time for me.
I should've stayed in.
That was a bad idea for me.
- C'mon guys, c'mon.
It's so fun!
- You have left the rebellion!
(bell dings)
- I'm scared!
(cartoon fast forward screeching)
- [Hostess] Presenting for the three winners
of Don't You Dare.
Congratulations, you may get up!
(children cheering)
- Yes, yes! - Mine!
- [Hostess] How do you guys feel?
(bell dings)
- Amazing!
(playful hip hop music)