Oh, shoot. I need a towel.
Oh, come on. Don’t do this to me now.
Work. Work.
Are you seriously stealing my batteries?
Yeah.
So when I got to the gym,
I’d find out that my batteries were dead?
Yeah. And I left your Walkman on play
so you’d think you did it yourself.
That’s just evil.
And you’re married to it.
All right.
Honey?
Doug, you took a perfectly good dog
and turned him into a big, lazy eating machine.
And in case you hadn’t noticed, I already got one of those.
Oh, slammed there. Come on.
Sit down and watch the tube, eat some doodles with us.
It’s fine.
Here’s what’s going to happen, okay?
You’re going to wake up every morning, early,
and you’re going to walk him
and then you’re going to feed him dog food
and then if he pees in the house,
you’re going to clean it up.
And if you can’t do all those things,
he’s going right back to where he came from.
I’m going to miss you, buddy.
Good luck with your wrapper.
Hey, hey. What do you think you’re doing?
Getting my fingers nice and pruney,
just the way I like them.
Huh-uh-uh.
No wife of mine is going to do dishes on Valentine’s Day.
You can do these tomorrow.
Thanks so much.
Where is the food?
I don’t know.
It’s usually just right here.
What do we do?
I don’t know. What do we do?
Hey, I know about as much as you do right now.
Carrie?
Sweetheart?
Carrie?
What the hell is going on here?
We’re training.
You were fast asleep.
I was resting between sets.
And you. How can you let this happen?
I’m weak. Please don’t tell my wife.
Just get out of here.
Could I at least save my game to the memory card?
So weak.
So this has been going on during your training sessions?
Lou plays video games while you sleep and eat?
And read.
And all that crap about me being the wind beneath your wings.
Did you even work out at all?
Define at all.