So, you have caught up to me at last.
But it's too late.
For the events are already in motion.
You cannot stop what I have begun!
Who are you?
Show your face, you coward!
Surprised? It was me, all along!
*Evil Laughter*
Wait. Who is this guy?
I have no idea.
Oh thank god. I thought it was just me.
Seriously?
So let me get this straight: None of you remember who this guy is.
Well?
I don't know, is he some kind of wizard?
What would a wizard be doing on the coast?
I don't know man.
All these NPCs look the same to me.
So now you see that it was I.
It was I all along.
You!
You're the last person I would have expected to see here.
The Death Mines of Quaith?
The Tomb of Adraak?
The Frozen Wastes of--
Who else could it be?
I have been there orchestrating the events every step of the way.
Do you really not-- *ahem*
Do you really not remember who I am?
Oh! I thought I recognised you.
Were you the Ranger that we met outside the Dapper Dragon?
No. I've never been to Stormwood.
On second thought I did strangle that guy to death with his own intestines.
His children were not impressed.
Oh! I'd recognise those lips from anywhere!
You're the dwarf from the Copper Cauldron.
He had a scar across his stomach which made his torso look like a frowny face.
Do I look like a dwarf to you?
Maybe you've grown since then.
Oh, oh! No, I remember! It's the adventurer from Frigid Peak!
The one that was super cold so we warmed him up with a Fireball!
No, that was just a snowman that we built.
I spent so long looking for the perfect buttons for his eyes.
No. No. No-- No!
None of those were me!
You fought this guy two sessions ago. He literally said:
"This is not the last you've seen of me... I'll get you next time."
"Mua ha ha--"
"Ha ha."
Do you ever listen to a thing I say?
Huh?
I do remember a guy laughing!
But it was less of a "Mua-ha-ha" and more of a "Teehee!"
Oh yeah, I remember that. "Teehee!"
- "Teehee!" - "Teehee!"
*Teehee Intensifies*
No!
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
You fools!
It doesn't matter if you don't remember who I really am.
For it is too late!
The blood has been spilled.
Balgronuuth will rise from his slumber!
His reign is inevitable--
Hey!
What?!
Ow! Ow! Please-- Oof! No-no-no! Ow!
Ow, that hurts! *unintelligible screaming*
You... Killed him.
- Hey! - Good job!
But it's too late.
Cos...
Balgronuuth has been reborn!!!
I live again!
*Laughs in Villain*
Oh! Make it stop! Mummy! Mummy please!
I just want to rule the world.
Oh this heavy armour isn't helping at all. Oh god.
*Dies*
Let's call it a session guys. Thanks for coming.
Ha! That was awesome.
Yeah, when you were like *punching noises* and he was like *dying noise*
Yeah, nobody messes with us!
- See you next week. - Yeah! Wouldn't miss it. Good sesh!
Can't wait.
- Should we go get some dinner? - We should get some drinks too.
And welcome to the end of Season 3 of 1 For All!
This has been the greatest day of my life. Honestly.
Ah what you didn't know is that Elliot & Goldie are gonna join me in frame for this. Come on!
Come on! End of Season 3. Get in here.
- I'm operating the camera! - Get in here. Someone else can do it.
Elliot! Come on! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah!
This is part of my contract! Ow!
Oh there he is. Okay.
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Hit that Like Button the way he's hitting me.
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So my parents can have the funeral expenses--
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And the lady over there you can't see because she won't leave the camera.
And to everyone involved here.
I'm the angriest person in the world but I'm mildly happy being around on this set so...
- Aw! - So...
Good vibes! Thanks for watching Season 3!
Time to die.
Alright, goodnight.
Okay so we weren't rolling so we didn't get any of that.
Fuck off, seriously?
We weren't rolling the whole season.
Guys, we need everyone back in costumes.