we were talkin back in the
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if you go to a restaurant you'll need a
child seat booster which a hair like
that
you're like a blinged-out rooster
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somebody told me that you could beat me
but they tricked you your girl said my
hair stay up longer than you do
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hey make sure you try the car and don't
stop and pick nobody up either my
brother got trouble for it
last time I was in a limousine like this
me and big J said it too
before getting your heart broken no baby
I don't need no money for child support
really don't worry about it really I can
reuse the pampers go after getting your
heart broken you better pay me
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when you got greater you're a nice host
who say somethin ever song but I rather
you me a movie
Fran throw
come on my soul they try to disrespect
it it's do so black
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he's an owl snowy that y'all don't know
hanging Friday night with my man Fat Joe
chick in the club start some drama hero
smack that turns out she was my mom
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one to Anna one to Anna I know you Nick
in there but you ain't seen no action
since the stunt man replaced you in the
underclassmen yo put on faint laughing
whoo laughing laughs when my man face
look like an african mass show this mtv
a freestyler to the beat
what is this Wilin out boys are going to
Beach yo and speaking of that I thought
I see comedians give it up for my girl
bands from the band yeah furious pimp
out of here Mike you can't be a pimp
your whole career
yo tylette quali you can't mess with my
sound remember Friday after next to me
like pimp down
Hey hoops I was wondering if she was
gonna let me take it to the hole
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Ray J hi this is brandy if you're
calling to talk to my brother he lives
with me so press two
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the breakup of Nick and Christina he
caught me in a room with my in-betweener
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how clever I broke up with her so me and
your mom you get back together
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right over here you know it's not often
that MTB gets to bring on someone who
made such a difference in the lives of
african-american women we have cele from
the color purple
Wow I will usually get a peon it's gonna
feel kind of weird but either first due
to ever got a perm its beer I didn't say
that he told you don't push me my beard
got this thing from your boss
I ain't going that way stop talking in
the courtroom mr. Nick Cannon if I gave
you $2 for every woman who you've ever
been faithful to wait wait how would you
spend that $0
I believe defense before ice-t became an
actor and you're what's up man it's your
boy I see right here man
I'm a straight up top killer man you
don't say it I'm from LA men like
gangster ma'am gangster I'm a cop killer
man
after ice-t became an actor hey what's
up man my name is ice-t I'm here to
audition for the role of the police
officer the bling that you wear that you
say is the best is bigger than this
your girlfriend's chest now not by the
hair of my chinny-chin-chin but I let
your bitch-ass team come and win see the
thing about it is you're not ready for
him son
use a white oj simpson
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haha sorry I'm late but you know I had
to go pick up them x-ray glasses good
reasoning these were the word moon I got
a three o'clock to test that out right
now matter of fact could you please send
in my three o'clock glasses
wait looking at me like that point what
ruling I'm checking the clarity of your
chain
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oh look it's a mushroom
I needed clue I needed clothes I'm super
super Mario my dog Nick Cannon is so fly
when he first met Christina Milian her
last name was hundred
all right what's up what you got check
this out don't boy we the red team yo
you can't see me if your mom went to
jail we all be free come on go boy come
on back you five foot two and your
stomach is bad you might be taller if
you just laid on your back
I thought this game is called language
otherwise known as shoddy versus phony
surety representing the ATL and Floyd
representing the bay are gonna try to
stump each other by speaking in their
hometown slang okay all right here we go
the air Wars was on my heels like a pair
of socks but they had the wrong fixture
oh yes
Elroy's those are the police and by
socks
yeah you mean they were right there on
your heels
dipping if you would but but they
weren't aware the fact that you are a
fixture fixed a fixture in the noun
since as then not going any way
listen listen yo I wouldn't buy your CD
if it was bootleg on Crenshaw I've spent
more at the 99-cent store man this is
Nick animation I didn't throw a good
retirement party man
yeah yeah what's he retiring from
wrapping her acting yeah hopefully both
this right here you know it hit my heart
when I seen it I couldn't believe that
this person would hang out blowing up on
you peeing came to justice oh love
mother is the icon y'all show some love
no please but Tracee Ellis Ross
my bad Boris stop is don't damn lie
he won't even spit raps and still sold
more records than Nick Cannon mama say
something and it's kind of a scandal I
was with your mom's last night she was
like ayo Randall hey yo Randall Hey
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that was good that was good
hey your mantle and your Randall you
want to step to me you better let go
guys favorite restaurant is Petco
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I don't eat dog so don't bring that
drama the only thing I eat are
hamburgers and you
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thermia warm they're gonna shut up like
brown people broke my jaw
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life's biggest goal playing games in my
kitchen like hey and leapfrog how would
the stock broke take no one he wait that
rope took me out because he was heah
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ready go this when we see bellerose this
we how are we don't break this from the
makers of blocker ball we introduce the
newest device for yourself own security
you look hungry
you want some popcorn when you come home
drunk be assured your privacy is never
compromised fun way gotcha [ __ ] left
your phone at home
don't let your girlfriend crack your
code
order now and receive all three sucka
shocker play ass punch and the bomb for
one low price of 1995 by pimpin
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