(dissonance)
- That's a close one.
- Are you sitting on any green houses?
- Um...
No.
This is purple.
- Yeah, wrong game, actually.
- If you land on go, you get $400, but I'm not sure--
- That doesn't make any sense,
because you're not even going, right?
- I don't know if that's in the rulebook.
- It's like the opposite.
(knocking)
- Hi Mike.
- Hey, do you have any more of those little green houses?
- Uh, yeah, guys, it's not a good day for me right now,
I'm really busy.
- Well little green anything would work.
- Yeah, maybe we could even use--
- No no no no, look, no,
no one's coming in, not ever again, okay?
Very specifically, Wednesdays are always bad for me,
so just, if you want to mark that down a little bit,
okay, I don't know if you keep a calendar,
because it's very important to know.
- Uh, we'll just come back later then.
- Yeah.
- Who knows.
Maybe I'll see you at one.
- Okay.
- Goodbye.
- All right.
I don't know, I think it was maybe
the vent scenes or something.
- I've never seen it.
- I've never talked with him, but I feel like I saw it
on a piece of mail once or something.
(knocking)
(door creaking open)
(knocking)
- Hello?
(dissonant music)
Guess we could call it a tie,
cause we didn't technically finish.
- What's the deal with this?
- Um, well you roll dice,
and then you take the dice that you want to reroll.
- No, I mean, why do we have two of these?
It's a waste of space.
- Well, what are you talking about, we got plenty of space.
- This is getting out of hand, Matt.
I mean, look at this place.
Monica's coming over later,
and I don't want her to think I live with a total slob.
No offense.
Well, what about you?
I mean, what about all this stuff?
This is your stuff.
- Yeah, those are all priceless works of art,
and by keeping those I'm doing a service.
- You need all of them?
- Yes.
- Who is this?
- There's only one of those in the world.
- All I'm saying is that
if you are so worried about
Monica thinking that we're hoarders,
I think that we could probably both get rid of some stuff.
Monica?
- Yeah.
- That's who you said?
- You've met her like so many times.
Okay, what about this?
- That's, no way, that's the best thing,
it's got Sonic, it's in color.
- We don't have any batteries for this.
Nobody has batteries.
Can I at least put it on the maybe pile?
(sighs)
- Yeah, okay.
Okay, how about this stuff?
- That's the original sheet music for Jean Baptiste Friso's
(speaks French)
- Okay, yeah yeah, but you have six of them.
So why, you don't need six.
- Well it's six movements.
- This one isn't even done.
- True, Baptiste Friso wasn't able to finish
the final movement before he died,
but that doesn't make it any less an important part
of the canon that he spent his whole life...
Okay, fine.
- Cool.
There we go.
- Okay.
Garbage?
- No way, I eat off that every single day.
- It's covered in filth.
(gunfire)
(dogs barking)
Are we keeping this?
- Definitely.
(sighs)
(upbeat guitar music)
(coughs)
(gunfire, dogs barking)
- Okay.
Let's see it.
Oh, this looks nice.
- Alright, so do you want to take the bags of stuff
that we do want to keep
and move those into the kitchen?
- Umm...
I think I just got into the zone of moving bags,
and I just--
- Oh no.
- Do you want me to go get that one painting?
- Uh, no.
You know what?
Maybe we could take two Yahtzees
and like, stick them together or something,
that like, does the same thing.
- Uh, okay, well I think we kept two Yahtzees,
so maybe we could--
- I'm being sarcastic.
Jesus.
- Sorry.
- Do me a favor.
When Monica's here, just stay out of this room.
- Okay.
(somber piano music)
- Do you think maybe she's not coming?
It's been like five hours?
- Yeah, she's probably dead,
or has a boyfriend or something.
You got it working.
- Yeah.
Um, I found some batteries that worked
in the emergency flashlight.
Sorry that I took them out of that.
- No, it's fine.
(video game sound effects)
- You want to play?
- Yeah, sure.
How do I jump?
Is it A to jump?
- It's B to jump, A to kick.
(buttons clicking)
(crunching)
You have to kick, you're just jumping.
- I want to be jumping.
- Okay.
(dissonant music)