Matthias: What's going on guys? The time is finally here, I'm starting a brand new series, on this channel.
This is actually it.
This is actually the new series.
The beginning of a new series.
You might be confused, and th-that's normal..for you.
What I mean by that is that you don't have my brain.
Nope, nope, y-know what?
It's not that you don't have my brain or that my brain's better than yours,
It's that you don't have access, to the same information.
Chad: You're spiraling.
Matthias: What?
Chad: You're spiraling, stay on topic.
Matthias: Right okay thank you, where was I?
Chad: The new series.
Matthias: I'm starting a new series!
This new series is an idea that I have been toying around with for quite some time.
All you've ever seen is the finished product
Highly edited videos,
But a lot of people are often curious how I make the videos,
How I Shoot
Edit
Write
Direct
All that Good stuff!
Well wait now longer because I'm going to be doing a "Behind-the-scenes" series!
Chad: Ooo. Don't say that.
Don't say behind-the-scenes.
Matthias: Why?
Chad: Yeah, people aren't gonna click that.
Matthias: Well I just put my face in the thumbnail.
Chad: Well click-throughs are down 8% since you grew out that beard so...that's not an option anymore.
Matthias: But I shaved.
Chad: But people don't trust your face anymore.
*Silent stare*
Gunner: Maybe you should shave it.
*Turns around veeeeerrrry slowly*
Matthias: What.
Gunner: I, just thought that (Chad: no) if the audience (no) doesn't (no) like the (no) beard (no, no) then (no) maybe you should shave it.
Matthias: Gunner tell me,
Why's my coffee cold?
Gunner: You don't have any coffee.
Matthias: NOW YOU SEE THE PROBLEM!
*Sass levels at max*
How 'bout this,
I shoot what I wanna shoot & you just cut whatever you want, later.
Chad: Why say it at all if I'm just going to cut it out?
Matthias: Why cut it later if I'm gonna shoot it?
Chad: Good point
Matthias: How 'bout this, I say the word 'documentary'
Chad: Fine, shoot that.
Matthias: Well, wait no longer because I'm starting a new documentary series!
This series follows me & my crew behind the scenes- (Chad: Neh!)
This series follows me & my crew through what it takes to make a successful Youtube Channel.
So today I thought it would be the perfect time to introduce you to them. Chad!
Chad: How's it goin' guys I've got my own Youtube ch- (Matthias: Thank you Chad,)
Matthias: Thank you very much Chad.
So when are you going to be seeing this new series?!
Every. Single. Week!
Chad: Uh, you should probably tell them the day of the week.
Matthias: So when are you going to be seeing this new series?!
Every. Single. Saturday!
Chad: Aaand what time is that?
Matthias: Every single Saturday at 4pm!
Chad: Is that Eastern, Central, Pacific?
Matthias: Every single Saturday at 4pm PST.
Chad: And the exact date?
Matthias: EVERY Saturday at 4PM PST on
Chad: Is that gonna go on Vessel first?
Matthias: WHY does it MATTER if it's on VESSEL!!! Are you SERIOUS!!!??
Gunner: Here.
*Sniff*
Matthias: What's this?
Gunner: It's coffee.
Matthias: I asked for tea.
Gunner: No I'm pretty sure you asked me for coffee.
Matthias: I think I would know...
What I said.
Gunner: I'm positive you can play back the recording.
Matthias: That would take way to much time.
It'd take a lot less time if you just..
Go get me tea.
*Shakes head knowingly*
Gunner: When are we shooting the crew introduction?
Matthias: We already shot that where were you?
Gunner: I was getting you coffee.
Matthias: There the problem is again! I asked for tea.
Gunner: So I'm just not gonna be in it? Can we re-shoot it?
Matthias: No because then I'd have to like move the...camera back.
*Swings over to camera which CAN'T be moved back*
No.
Guys I hope you are as excited as I am & thank you so much for generously watching this video.
Chad *coughs*
Matthias: WHAT, WHAT SERIOUSLY! WHAT on Earth could you SAY that is
SO IMPORTANT that you would interupt the LAST LINE of my ENTIRE VIDEO!!!!
Chad: You split an infinitive.
Chad: *Yup face*
Matthias: *Are you kidding me face*
Thanks for watching.
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*Just Static Werid Music*