How ya goin?
Welcome to Instant Karma
It's been four years since the last episode
So it is time to revisit the theme
This human is like
"Should I bully the cat? I wanna bully it"
"I'll jump on the trampoline"
"It will go flying, everyone will laugh"
The cat says 'Yeah nah"
And there ya go
Stinky water
Mixed with cat piss
All over his shirt and jeans
This video absolutely gets my Karm-o-rometer ticking
Oh dear, this fella has an unhealthy dose
Of road rage
Something about a chair and the little wheel
Makes us turn into animals
There's a lot of threats of violence and murder
Now there's a foot chase!
Look at the speed!
He's like Dash from The Incredibles
He tries to do a fly kick
And that is his downfall
Literally a f#%king downfall
Have youse heard the story of Steve O'Sullivan
Canadians probably have
He gets whacked in the face with a hockey stick
Ouchie ouch
Give the bloke a moment to recover
What's this? A dodgy wanker in the crowd heckles him
Ah shit
Ya never kick someone when they're down
Don't
Do it
Don't
Do it
Later in the game, the puck flies into the audience
There it is
This could hurt someone
And it has!
It's hit the dickhead that was trash talking Steve-O
Square in the brain
Of course the last thing a wanker like this needs is
Damage to their brain
It's gonna make self improvement
Beyond impossible
Aw bloody Sullivan loves it
I do too
My Karm-o-rometer is on a 10 out of 10
Don't whack the cactus
Never whack a cactus
That's what you get
Bloody cactus karma
Another karmic sport video
Some people are happy at the TV, some are sad
This Tennessee man is angry
And probably drunk
When ya angry and drunk
You need to REALISE shit
Doesn't
End
Well
And herein lies todays lesson, kids
Whether sober or intoxicated
Never attempt to cause harm
To electrical equipment
Non-electrical? Maybe
F#%k, go punch a pillow
But anything electrical
Glass, high up, living
Calm down
Walk away
Okay?
We good?
We've had a chat?
Good.
Let's move on
Overall, karma can catch up with you instantly
or if not, it will get you down the road
Here we have fans of the Real Madrid Soccer Team
I mean football team
Who had given up on their team
They thought they were losers
So they left the stadium and now have to watch a great comeback
Outside the stadium on their phones
And this is ultimately how karma works
You make a shitty-ass choice
In a split second with piss-poor judgement
And you have to trudge on through life living with it
Until it breaks you
Physically, mentally, emotionally
Ya hit rock bottom
Develop addictions
Push everyone away
Until it's time to rebuild and learn
From the karma, embrace it
Give the karma a nice big hug
And yeah, nah, yeah, just f#%ken get on with it
Get on with it
Yeah, nah, yeah me again
So it is rare that you get to launch brand new products
when you do merchandise
Maybe it only happens a few times a year
And that's why I'm super duper excited to present to you legends
The Ozzy Man Audio
Congratulations card
[Card] "How ya goin' ya big bloody beautiful bastard, a massive congra-
I'll play it more in a second
There's a bloody limited amount available
And I've tried to make it so you can give it to anyone
For any occasion
The link to buy it is below
Is the official URL
You can buy it on it's own, or in a pack of 5
Or I'll tell ya what, if ya buy two packs of 5
*thinking*
So 10, I'll throw in a free audio keychain
These sold like hotcakes last year
But I'm happy to just
Push out the leftovers
When ya buy 10 or more
Of these cheeky bastards
Getting involved with new product launches is hands down the best way
To support a channel that ya dig
I reckon
I'll play the whole thing for ya, link below in the post description
or the comments section
or the bio
And yeah, thank you as always everyone
I'll play it, I'll play it
[Card] "How ya goin' ya big bloody beautiful bastard"
A massive congratulations to you
For reaching Destination F#%ked
Whether you're engaged
Getting married
Havin' a kid
You got a bloody valentine
It's Father's Day
It's Mother's Day
or it's just ya plain ol' f#%ken birthday!
Whatever it is
You could be injured
Unwell
In hospital
Recovering
You got a new job
I dunno ya story
But congratulations
And enjoy your stay
In Destination F#%ked
Well Done
That's it, buy it now