Today,
we're testing cheap products against expensive ones.
Let's talk about.
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Now, a few months ago,
we definitively proved that the more expensive product isn't always the best
product.
When we mercilessly pummeled a $150 water bottle to death.
Yeah, we're still not sorry about that.
Nope, not at all.
So, today,
we continue our quest of helping you determine when and where to use your hard
earned money by potentially pummeling more items with bricks,
I hope.
Yes.
It's time for The Power
of The Price.
Link, do you know what these are?
Juicers.
They're juicers.
Yeah.
I've never used a juicer.
I've never juiced anything either.
Because, I just thought juice came in cartons.
Well.
It comes from fruits?
Yeah,
it comes from fruits and then goes into cartons.
We each have a little glass.
That's nice.
And I assume it goes here, and then.
Wow,
look at that.
Would you like me to juice
this one first?
Yeah, let me see that
black juicer and then a chrome juicer.
That seems
effortless.
No, you're doing a little effort.
Hey, if this is making you horny,
and I realize it might be, remember,
very important announcement.
You mean doing this makes you?
This is Celibacy Week, people.
Celibacy Week do not make a baby this week because
it will be born at a time when the gifts need to be Christmas gifts,
not birthday gifts, and you'll ruin their life.
So, don't make them this week.
Don't make a Christmas baby.
Divert your attention elsewhere.
If you get horny, pull out the juicer.
Just don't pull out your juicer.
I've never called it that.
Well, it's a good name for it.
Yeah.
How did you feel about that?
You want to tell me?
I felt great about it.
Oh, mine doesn't.
Oh, I got to push
kind of hard.
Yours goes hard.
Makes a different sound.
Your spins faster than mine.
Oh, your spins faster, and it's metal.
Let me, I need to feel both of them,
though.
Look what I'm making here, Link.
I need to feel.
I've got nested citrus
Once, this one's harder to push down.
You're completely missing the glass on that side.
Oh, really?
I think that there might be another piece.
What?
There's got to be another piece required.
That was upside down, I think.
Yep, that was it.
I fixed something that I didn't break.
Did you see that?
Did you see that, Kalyn?
It was so easy to fix it, too.
So,
what did you think when you were juicing both at the same time?
Well, this one
requires less effort.
Really?
I'm just telling you.
The exact opposite of what you said at the beginning.
Yeah, but I thought about it more, and I
came to a conclusion.
Well, let's taste our citrus juice.
I'm going to try lemons, too.
I mean, you try it.
Push on both of these.
That's only fair.
I'm not going to make eye contact with you because I don't want you to get too
horny when I do this.
You shouldn't make eye contact with the glass.
That's what I get for trying to not make you have sex.
Okay.
All right.
I love Celibacy Week.
It's the most fun week of the year.
Ironically.
Let's taste this.
First of all.
I'm sorry about that.
I was like, where's my juice?
But there it is.
Okay.
Wow.
Oh, that's so good.
That's juice.
It's missing something.
I think it's onions.
I don't know why they gave us these, but I think it's to juice them.
Who can juice an onion better?
Look at that.
Look.
Did you see what happened?
It grabbed it.
Oh, that's wild.
It's not that wild.
Yeah, well, that's how I said it.
I said wild, but I didn't mean it.
Look what happens.
It actually,
it grabs onto my onion skin, and look at that.
It's an onion skin peeler.
I can do this, and look,
nothing's happening because it's just rotating.
Look.
Okay, okay.
Oh, it goes both ways.
Did you know that?
Don't do that on Celibacy Week, either.
Okay.
Okay, cheers.
Let's get a little onion,
and let's make our decision about which one.
Hits the spot, actually.
It was still enough juice
that
the onion was okay.
But don't you hit that spot.
It's Celibacy Week.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to stop at some point.
We're ready, Stevie.
Okay,
hands over what you think is the more expensive juicer.
In three, two, one.
It's got to be this.
It's metal.
The chrome.
It's metal.
I mean, it's got to be the metal.
Right?
You are
correct.
The more expensive juicer was on Link's side.
The cheaper juicer on Rhett's side is a Cuisinart juicer for twenty-nine
ninety-five
So how much is the one on Link's side?
Thirty dollars, I mean, it did the job.
I don't know if I want to, and this one's bigger,
but it required less effort.
It's four times as heavy.
Okay,
how much is the more expensive one above thirty dollars,
Rhett?
Eighty-nine, ninety-nine, friend.
I'm going to say sixty-nine, sixty-nine.
But
hey,
don't you do it.
I know what you're talking about.
You're talking about Celibacy Week.
Okay.
The expensive juicer on Link's side is a Smeg juicer for a hundred and ninety-nine
dollars.
That's a two hundred dollar juicer.
Dude, okay.
It didn't make me that much hornier than that one,
so.
But it's probably going to last forever.
You know what I'm saying?
Who are we to say?
I mean, how often do you juice,
if you juice?
I don't know how often I would juice, if I juiced.
You juice for.
I would say every day, maybe.
For a week, and then for the next month,
you juice once a month,
and then you put it in the cabinet and you forget about it forever.
Okay, you're right.
So juicers, no dice.
Hey, when you're done with this,
go over to the Mythical Kitchen channel and watch the latest Last Meals episode.
WWE superstar and friend of the show Becky Lynch
is over there having an existential
wrestling crisis, eating her favorite foods.
Mythical Kitchen channel.
When you're done here, Last Meals.
We have two scented candles.
We have been told that they are similarly scented.
That's not how it said.
Similarly scented.
They are similarly scented.
Similarly scented, and the packaging is either,
the same
or obstructed by a box.
They don't both come in little cute boxes.
The boxes have been put on there to throw us off.
So, Link, I'm going to light this one.
Light it up.
This is cheap.
You have to suck on it first.
You have to prime it.
There you go.
Give me on a scale of one to ten, how it lights,
because you're close to it.
I'm going to give it a.
Oh, that's nice.
I'm going to give that a ten.
Now do it to that one.
Did you see how I pulled away, right when I thought maybe I wouldn't.
I didn't think it was going to light, but then it was lit.
Three, two,
one, pull away.
No.
Okay.
There's an indication.
There you go.
This one's got a hard to light wick.
Oh, cheap wick.
Cheap wick.
This wick was just begging to be lit.
Okay.
Let's give yours a little smell.
I mean,
we got it as it started melting some of the wax.
Don't breathe in the flame.
At this point, I'm just smelling the wick.
Watch this, watch this.
I love doing that.
That was great, Rhett.
Yeah, man.
That was great.
Y'all ever seen that?
Go down the smoke
like that?
Your flame is bigger, but your wick was bigger
on the candle, only.
Say that again.
We got to wait for these to burn down,
so that we can actually smell candle.
Oh, can we do a clock wipe?
Wow.
Welcome back.
Things have really changed in here.
These candles have burned down a little.
We got a little impatient,
but there is a little pool of candle wax there.
Do you even know what scent that is?
That it's similar to?
It's like a
country vanilla, you know?
Oh,
this one's more parfum.
Well.
It's going this way.
You know, my granddad always said,
when evaluating
how good a candle is, you should establish its
smell radius.
Smell radius?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, we'll keep this simple.
I'll measure, you smell.
Your nose is the constant in this.
Okay.
So I want you to move back and you tell me when you stop smelling that.
I'm going to follow the stream of.
It's going this way.
Why are you going that way?
Because this is the way that it's going.
But, now you're moving into the other candle.
Come on.
Hey.
Yeah, but that candle is going that way.
Trust me.
This is it.
This is where it is.
This is as far as I can smell.
I think you're smelling the other candle.
I'm not.
Move back.
Trust me.
I'm following the scent of the candle.
Move back.
There's a draft in here.
Oh, now it's going this way.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
All right.
There it is.
I've lost it.
Right there, I have it.
I've lost it.
I have it.
Twenty-two and a half inches.
Okay, and then this one?
This one.
You're going in a different direction.
Okay, right here.
Okay, I've lost.
No, here it is.
It's over here now.
Okay,
I've lost it.
I have it.
I've lost it.
Have it, lost it.
Twenty and a half.
A little bit less.
This has got more of a radius, but this has got a two inch bigger radius.
Okay, we are ready.
Okay,
hands over the more expensive candle in three,
two, one.
We disagree.
You baited me.
I think
the expensive ones,
it's more precise.
It's more precise, it's more concentrated.
The more expensive candle is on
Link's side.
Yes.
The scent is not as strong, but it carries a little further.
The cheaper candle on Rhett's side is an eight ounce candle from Etsy seller Lulu
Sugar for nineteen twenty.
So,
how much do you think the candle on Link's side costs?
This is just a person on Etsy?
Yep.
Nineteen twenty.
Two inch larger radius.
It's a bigger candle.
It's about ten percent larger smell radius.
If we do the proportional smell radius,
then we're not talking very much more expensive.
But candles can get crazy.
Candles can get really expensive.
The margins on candles these days.
Just stupendous.
All right.
Go ahead.
I think it's thirty-eight dollars and a cent.
I said it was thirty-four ninety-nine.
The expensive candle on Link's side is a Santal twenty-six candle from Le Labo,
which will run you
eighty-four dollars.
No.
What in the crap?
Blow it out and save it.
Eighty-four dollars.
Oh, Santal.
Santal
Santal twenty-six.
The label.
Candles are
all about branding.
Brands.
This is like
a lab
development label.
This is like, it's still under construction.
They're still developing this thing.
It's like anti-design.
Right.
It gives you a sense that, like,
scientists came up with this.
But it does say bougie parfumée
on it.
Oh, bougie parfumée.
That's what your, yeah,
it better be bougie parfumée if you're paying
over eighty dollars for this thing.
Let me smell.
Candles aren't good for you in general.
Yeah, candles are bad for you.
You shouldn't be doing scented candles.
You're going to be paying more for something that's,
I don't know.
It's basically like manufactured second hand smoke.
Well,
let's not say things that we can't back up.
Okay.
Yeah, we never do that.
Candles, no dice.
We've got too many exercise trampolines.
This is still a thing?
Thought this was the eighties?
I mean,
they still make them.
They still make them.
This one's taller, greener and it says
Bcan on it.
This one says
nothing on it.
Is that a sign?
Some springs, mine has.
Like a newfangled rubberish thing.
Like bungies.
Hi, Link.
Hi, Rhett.
What are you doing today?
Jumping.
Oh, I'm jumping, too.
Let's jump together.
Jump, jump, jump.
Would you like to switch?
Switch.
Is that one bouncier?
It's a little taller than I expected.
It's firmer.
This one's lower and more mechanical feeling.
Would you like to switch?
Switch.
As I return to this trampoline, Link,
I realize that it's not as nice as the one you're on.
This one feels nicer.
Should we double up?
Should we?
Should we treat it as if we are one big man?
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
We are one big man.
One big man.
One big man who jumps.
Okay.
Now let's, should we go to the other one?
We are one big man who jumps.
One big man.
One very big man.
One big man.
One very big man who jumps.
Who jumps.
One big man.
One very big man who jumps.
Who jumps.
One big man.
Are we done?
Okay.
Whoa, what happened to the skirt?
What happened to the skirt?
The big man screwed it up.
Okay.
Please place your foot
over the trampoline you think is more expensive.
In three, two, one.
One big man with two little feet.
You're both
correct.
Yes!
The cheap trampoline on the left is from a brand called Anwick for thirty-five
dollars.
How much do you think the expensive one was?
Thirty-five dollars?
Well, a big man can jump on it,
and if you didn't jump on that one, you might not know the difference.
Dude, this thing was about to fall apart.
But it didn't.
When we were the big man, I felt very unsafe.
Thirty-five dollars?
Okay.
Hey, big man.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay, I'm gonna.
All right,
you ready?
I said one hundred and twenty-nine, ninety-nine.
I said a hundred and twelve dollars.
The expensive trampoline that Link is on is from a brand called
Bcan, and it sells for
one hundred and nine dollars.
Dang, you got it on a.
I am all over it.
I am a super shopper, and I have won this game.
But the more important question is,
is this more expensive one worth that much more money?
Almost four times,
Link, I'm sorry, man.
I'm a big man.
This would not last in my house.
And there's safety involved in this.
So, finally,
we are saying that something, and it's the trampoline,
is
worth the price.
What do I win?
An expensive host tag.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, cheap host.
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She said it, I'm not complicit in this.
I'm soft.
I have back and shoulder injuries,
you know?
Be complicit.
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I don't want to get involved in.
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