Guess what the plus in Lamps Plus is?
Diamond panthers.
( music playing )
Hey, GMM, this is Jordan.
For today's experiment we are going to buy
everything we see an add for
using Rhett and Link's corporate card.
Whether it be on a billboard, in a commercial.
So, obviously there's some caveats to this.
We can't buy cars. No plane tickets.
This is "Good Mythical Morning," not "Oprah."
God, I wish I worked for Oprah.
For the most part, if there's a thing we can buy,
we will buy it.
This is something you'll learn about me
over the course of this segment,
I am a boring man.
And you are watching, "CBS This Morning."
Okay, I'm not sure what this is a commercial for.
There's people just riding bikes, jumping in a pond.
Oh, cold sore medication?
I've been dying to get my hands on the 316.
Tylenol, slowly dissolving.
Herbal Essences.
No gluten, that's good.
I wish this was an add for that puppy.
This is Claritin.
Apparently, a smokey eye can get too smokey.
I'm a Keurig man myself.
I know people say it's wasteful.
Dulce De Leche pancakes.
"Kevin Can Wait."
My favorite show that I've never seen.
All right, so we wrote down everything we saw,
we bought it online,
now it's time to hit the road to work.
Uh, we're going to the GMM offices
and we're gonna buy everything we see an ad for
along the way.
All right, I've gone four seconds without seeing an add.
I think that's a record for today.
Oh, okay, up here on the left, a billboard for "Ready Player One"
which is something that I was going to see
because I am a pudgy white guy in my mid-thirties.
"YMI Jeans. Wanna betta butt?"
I mean, I think I have a pretty nice butt
as far as butts go.
Oh, okay. It looks like Lamps Plus is advertising
a half off sale.
Let's do it. Let's get a half-off lamp. That's a great deal.
Sorry Rhett and Link. I'm actually gonna be
a little late into the office.
I guess the beef wellington segment will have to wait till I get there.
Guess what the plus in Lamps Plus is?
Diamond panthers.
Looks like there's some adds for the "Aladdin"
at the Pantages.
So I had to stop at the Pantages,
grab my ticket to "Aladdin."
I'm gonna be seeing that tonight.
So, yeah, I guess Rhett and Link,
I'm gonna be a little bit later.
Hope you guys have fun shooting each other
with T-shirt cannons.
We got hit with this add for Acai bowl!
I'm gonna taka a couple bites of this
and then head to the office.
Okay, it's the first beverage add I think I've seen today.
Hubert's Lemonade.
Winks at me like that one uncle did at Thanksgiving.
I can't believe there's free STD checks.
I guess I'm getting tested for syphilis.
Got a big ol' billboard for Coors Light.
I think I haven't had a Coors Light since...
I was gonna say college but I think realistically Sunday.
I was gonna try and play it off
like I would never touch a Coors Light.
I actually do. I'll mess with a Coors Light.
Okay, here is a flower shop.
As a single man, I haven't anyone to give these to.
But you know, these are for me.
This liquor store I am pulling into
has an add for RockStar Energy drink
and Jack Daniel's Fine Tennessee Spirits.
You can look forward to me puking.
Hey, just got out of the liquor store.
Got this Hubert's Lemonade.
Tall boy of Coors Light.
RockStar. Jack Daniel's.
And of course, a scratch off Lotto ticket.
If I hit it big, I will just quit,
and not do the rest of the segment.
All right. No. I didn't win.
So I think we'll just get going to the office.
Del Taco, some great ads in their window.
We're also going to grab everything else
- that they are advertising. - Clerk:
I'll take the, uh, two for four beer batter fish tacos.
- Uh-huh. - Two for five jumbo shrimp tacos.
Can I just have one of everything on your 69 cent and under menu?
So, yeah, I seem like a psychopath.
Or maybe just someone who's going to a fun party.
You know what? That's what I'm going with.
Um, I actually went back home.
Today's kind of a wash, I don't think I would make it into the office.
Rhett and Link, I hope you're having fun
naming fake dinosaurs?
I'm gonna try to make a dent in this Del Taco,
uh, I'm gonna go online and buy everything I saw
on an ad for today.
Uh, and also just kind of check out my email,
social media, stuff like that.
Uh, oh, boy, a lot of junk mail.
Livin Skynard, a tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
It's July 19th at the Orange County Fair.
Starbucks? They have a blonde espresso.
Best Buy, boy, a laptop.
Say! Thanks a lot Rhett and Link.
And ad for Hotels.com.
For tonight for "Aladdin" I'm crashin' in Burbank.
Man, it's been a long day of buying everything
advertised to me, so I will see you when all of my stuff comes.
I am in my beautiful Burbank Hotel suite,
and on the bed is my haul.
So there's a lot of over the counter medication,
including some pain relief,
which I will definitely need
after my side-split from watching "Kevin Can Wait."
He's sitting on the roof.
That's not where you sit.
"Wanna Betta Butt Jeans."
Oh, okay, I think I can make the "Wanna Betta Butt Jeans" fit.
I don't know that it's significantly "betta."
I've got my Green Mountain coffee pods.
See if I can eat a couple of these and get internet famous.
The uh, Dulce De Leche pancakes from Denny's.
God, what kind of amazing monster eats this for breakfast.
Now I can wipe off with a little Neutrogena.
It's a little weird being in a hotel room with a leaf blower.
Dude, I got a Dell.
"Dude, you're getting a--"
Do you remember those commercials?
Uh, great news for everybody.
I passed my syphilis test.
Staying up all night studying it for it.
Abreva cold sore medication.
I'll probably just leave this in Link's dressing room.
What I'm gonna do is just put a little bit of every drink
that was advertised to me in one glass.
I call it a corporate card.
( groans ) Oh, this sucks.
And of course, maybe my favorite item that we bought today.
Diamond panther from Lamps Plus.
- Thanks Rhett and Link. - ( knocking )
Oh. It's actually room service.
No, that's technically not part of the experiment,
but I, uh, still have the corporate card, so--
God, I hope someone's been blurring these numbers.
Rhett:
is a game about news bloopers.
Link:
just the stuff we advertise to you.
Like these T-shirts from our Amazon store.