-Always great to see you, pal. -How are you?
-Thank you -- I'm doing fantastic.
-Are you? -Thank you -- yeah.
-Good. -Yeah, thank you
for coming back on the show.
-Thanks for having me. It's freezing in here.
-No, no, no, it's not.
For a gal wearing no clothes, it's kind of cold.
Kind of cold.
[ Both laugh ]
[ Laughter ]
-Last time you were here, I made you do a bunch of impressions.
We ran through them.
Okay, can you give me a little...
-It was, uh -- oh.
[ Imitating actor ] Jimmy, hi.
-Yeah, that's good. Kathleen Turner?
[ Imitating Kathleen Turner ] Listen, Jimmy,
I have -- I haven't -- I haven't saw you
in a long time. -And Drew Barrymore.
[ Imitating Drew Barrymore ] Thank you so much for having me.
-[ Laughing ] This is good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah. Have you run into any of these...
-You know, it's funny, 'cause I didn't realize
how that could be -- potentially be a problem,
'cause somebody might be a little offended, yeah.
-People don't like when you do impressions.
-I ran into Drew Barrymore and Ellen DeGeneres's --
That's a really big name. Do you want to pick that up?
-No, yeah, you dropped a couple.
Ellen DeGeneres's 60th birthday party
and Drew Barrymore was there and all of a sudden I had this,
like, white-out in terror thinking, like,
"I did an impression of her on national television.
She may hate my guts." But she didn't.
-No.
-No, she thought I was okay. She was, like,
[ Imitating Drew Barrymore ] "Sarah, that was such
a good impression. -[ Laughs ]
-"I thought it was so, so accurate.
It was so accurate."
-Do you -- [ Laughs ]
She was so, "I feel super honored.
It was so sweet of you."
-That's what she said to you at Ellen's party.
-[ Normal voice ] At Ellen's party.
-Did you bring any other impressions for us, please?
-You know, I do an impression of Juliette Lewis in "Cape Fear."
-Oh, I loved "Cape Fear." Rob De Niro, yeah.
-Yeah. You know him, right? -Sure.
I know Juliette Lewis, too. -Yeah, okay.
-This is great. -Okay, so it's from the movie.
-Yep, "Cape Fear," Juliette Lewis.
-Ready? -Yeah, I'm ready.
[ Imitating Juliette Lewis ] Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ]
Wait, you're the one who killed my mom's dog, right?
-[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-[ Imitiating Robert De Niro ] Counselor!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
-[ Normal voice ] See, that's very good.
-But now, actually, you decided
to not do celebrity impressions anymore.
You want to do... -Animals.
'Cause, you know, you don't have to worry about running into them
at a party.
-Ah, you never know. -Not my guy.
Mine is a dolphin,
and I don't want to see a dolphin at a party.
That would really freak me out, yeah.
-You can do a dolphin right now? -Yeah.
[ Imitates dolphin ]
-Wow. That's fan--
[ Imitates dolphin ]
[ Laughter ]
-That's fantastic!
[ Imitates dolphin ]
Oh, my God.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Uh, oh.
-Sorry, I'm just looking online. Flipper is pissed right now.
I didn't know Flipper was still around.
-I thought, like, Flipper was gonna be on FaceTime
or something. I was, like, wow, that's --
-Yeah, start talking about...
"Ocean's 8," everyone's talking about this.
A lot of buzz around this movie.
How fun was this? What a cast.
-It was kind of crazy. You've got, like --
You've got Sandra Bullock, you've got Mindy Kaling,
you got Cate Blanchett, you've got, you know, Rihanna.
Yeah, you've got Cate Blanchett, but then it kind of puts you
in a tiny bit of like a
you don't know what line to straddle.
You've got like, "Bitch better have my money,"
and then you've got, like,
Shakespeare's-R-Us on the other side
with, like, Cate, where you're like,
"Oh, are you reading Thoreau?
I should probably read that Thoreau, too."
You know, and then Rihanna, you're like,
"Can I just sit near you?"
-[ Laughs ] You just want to be cool around her?
-Yeah, I want to be cool around her.
-She is super, duper cool.
-I wish I had worn a diaper when I met her, 'cause I sort of...
[ Laughter ]
-Just -- Just a little bit? -Just a little, tiny bit.
[ Laughter ]
-Just, like, a little squirt. -Uh, no, no...
-I don't mean -- -No, I know what you meant.
-I meant the one that -- -The good one, the good one.
The good -- the classy one. -The good kind.
-The classy one.
-The kind that everyone would understand.
-I would never think of you any other way. Never!
Never, ever, ever.
-I don't even do it at all. -No, nor do I.
-No! -Are you kidding me?
[ Laughter ]
-This is going downhill so fast.
I'm gonna get in so much trouble.
-No, you will not. -Okay.
-I want to talk -- let's talk about this film.
Let's talk about the movie. Now, in the movie,
you're at the Met Gala, and someone's trying to steal
a $150 million jewel. -$150 million necklace --
Cartier necklace, yes. -Mm-hmm.
'Cause Sandy Bullock plays Debbie Ocean,
who is the sister of Danny Ocean,
played by George Clooney in the original franchise.
-That's right, and he's producing.
-And he's producing this one, and she's been in jail
for over 5 years, 8 months, 12 days,
planning this heist, and she enlists seven girls -- women --
who are very, very good at their jobs.
I happen to be one of them.
-It's interesting, 'cause I saw you at the Met.
-You did see me at the Met Gala.
-Did you enjoy it? You looked beautiful.
-Thank you.
-Did you think of stealing anything?
[ Laughter ]
-What I did do is I took my tequila
with my friend, Bruce Bozzi.
You know Bruce. -I know Bruce Bozzi, yeah.
-So we were told we couldn't bring our tequila,
which we were still enjoying, into the other part of the area
where Madonna was about to perform.
And we decided that just sounded like a bad idea,
to not have our tequila while we were gonna watch Madonna,
basically in a private concert.
-In a museum. -In a museum.
-Yeah. -You know?
-So, we took it. -How did you smuggle tequila
in the next room? -He put it in his pants.
[ Laughter ]
Like, right down the pants, and every time we were walking
and I sort of picked up the pace, he'd be like,
"Could you slow down? I've got, like, lots of things..."
[ Laughter ]
-He put it in his pants? -Like, a tequila-soaked Johnson.
-So, he put it in his pants... -Yeah.
-And did you put, like, a glass? -Like a glass, yeah, yeah.
-And then he walked. -He walked around.
-Did he walk, like -- did he walk, like -- like, did he...
-He was trying to be a little more inconspicuous.
-Yeah, so he's walking with... -He's walking...
-...and he's going like this. -...and I'm walking...
-...getting into the next room.
-He sure wasn't doing that.
-But was he -- was he cruising?
Was he just, like, I don't know how...
I don't know how I would do that.
-What you're doing is, like, pointing it out.
He was more, like, trying to... -Suck it in?
-Yeah, he was, like...
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, we don't look conspicuous at all.
No, we're not doing anything, you guys.
We're just having fun at the Met Gala.
Yeah. -Shh.
-Oh, don't move. -Bup, bup, bup, bup!
-Wait, wait. I have the ice in mine,
and you just have the liquid in yours.
[ Both laugh ]
-Wait, so you get -- and you got in, you smuggled it?
-We smuggled it, and then by the time we got it
and were able to actually drink it, there was, like,
this much left 'cause it had all spilled in his pants.
[ Laughter ]
I was like, "Could you drop your trousers?
I am thirsty." -Ah, right, here we go.
I have -- guys, I... [ Laughs ]
You did that -- that's great. [ Laughs ]