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♪ It's a blast from the past Circa 1990 ♪
♪ With the OG TMNT movie ♪
♪ We're keeping it tight With this recap rap ♪
♪ About these four fearless turtles And this rat ♪
♪ Crime is on the rise in NYC ♪
♪ And no one knows why It's such a mystery ♪
♪ The local news reporter April O'Neil ♪
♪ Has the inside scoop It's kind of her deal ♪
♪ The criminals behind This crime wave of thievery ♪
♪ Are corrupt cogs in the machinery ♪
♪ Of a vile rival Who goes my Master Shredder ♪
♪ Who wants to stop April Get her ♪
♪ His minions, the Foot Clan plan to obey So they catch her alone in the subway ♪
♪ But it's Raph to the rescue Out of nowhere ♪
♪ He brings her back To the turtles lair ♪
- But first... Pizza Break! - What?
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OK, back to the rap.
♪ When evil awakens She's shaken and takes in ♪
♪ A breath-taking tale of the turtle's mistaken
♪ Exposure to prolonged radiation ♪
♪ And their reputable Inevitable transformation ♪
♪ With moves like lightning They're a mighty force ♪
♪ And they team up with April To stop Shredder's force ♪
♪ They ascend from the sewers To a city apartment ♪
♪ But the Foot Clan ninjas Have a similar embarkment ♪
♪ Discovered and outnumbered The turtles weren't victors ♪
♪ Retreated to a farm Wait, Shredder captured Splinter? ♪
♪ In the way of the ninjas Splinter talks to his brethren ♪
♪ By meditation Hey, it's better than texting ♪
♪ The brotherhood grows And responds to Splinter's words ♪
♪ Even Casey Jones helps The turtles to return ♪
♪ They re-train and gain some confidence And return to clash with the ominous ♪
♪ Malicious force of Master Shredder ♪
♪ Fighting the likes Of his evil spreaders ♪
♪ They save Splinter first And they're on to pursue ♪
♪ An epic showdown Ninjitsu ♪
♪ Brawling in the streets Mikey's leaping over hurdles ♪
♪ Now you see him, now you don't He loves being a turtle ♪
♪ It's the turtles versus Shredder And they are getting crushed ♪
♪ Until spoiler alert Shredder literally gets crushed ♪
♪ Crime-fighting's exhausting Time for some Zs ♪
♪ Even Master Splinter cheers Cowabunga ♪
♪ Side note, did I forget to mention? ♪
This ain't no cartoon Aw, thanks, Jim Henson ♪
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♪ Yo, turtle sequel time The Rapioka Boyz are about to rhyme ♪
♪ About the world's best Reptile fighters ♪
♪ Only this movie's Just a little lighter ♪
♪ 'Cause last time it was kinda scary ♪
♪ Shredder and the Foot Made us all real wary ♪
♪ But now When they're fighting Shredder's army ♪
♪ Mikey gets strapped With nunchuck salamis ♪
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♪ Donny, Mikey, Raph and Leo The dudes are back so off we go ♪
♪ They're outta the sewers And onto the streets ♪
♪ They got sick moves From their shell to their feet ♪
♪ And you know these fights are nuts ♪
♪ When the turtles show up With a box of donuts ♪
♪ They put in the facts And bring in the heat ♪
♪ April O'Neil is back on the beat ♪
♪ Hold up and excuse the inference But this April looks a little different ♪
♪ No concerns she still has my interest ♪
♪ Long as she's keeping The story consistent ♪
♪ Tell us all about those Ooze ooze secrets ♪
♪ Come on, what's the deal With those ooze ooze secrets? ♪
♪ Don't forget about my boy Keno Got spicy moves like a jalapeño ♪
♪ When trouble appears he's on the spot But as central to the plot, he's not ♪
♪ And tell that professor, quit lying Those aren't regular dandelions ♪
♪ Splinter says mutagen Turtles say ooze ♪
♪ April's got the scoop On the six o'clock news ♪
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♪ Spoiler alert so get ready ♪
♪ No Bebop and no Rocksteady They went even more bizarre ♪
♪ With that snappy talk And howling Rahzar ♪
♪ Tell us all about those Ooze ooze secrets ♪
♪ Come on, what's the deal With those ooze ooze secrets? ♪
♪ Like 90s pizza, The turtles getting cheesy ♪
♪ Shredder and the Clan Why you fight so sleazy? ♪
♪ They trapped our dudes up in a net ♪
♪ But here comes Splinter Chill, don't fret ♪
♪ He sets them free and it's all good Like a giant, rodent Robin Hood ♪
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♪ Now the whole place is jumping ♪
♪ Baddies are kicking And the fists are pumping ♪
♪ You won't believe what's next, bud The showdown moves to a dance club ♪
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♪ Tell us all about those Ooze ooze secrets ♪
♪ Come on, what's the deal With those ooze ooze secrets? ♪
♪ Super Shredder, whoa, he got large ♪
♪ Breaking up the dock Like a runaway barge ♪
♪ The turtles realize The trouble they're in ♪
♪ They look to the river And decide to swim ♪
♪Heading on a path of self-destruction ♪
♪ Shredder ends up In the middle of the Hudson ♪
♪ An anti-climatic end to the night ♪
♪ The turtles save the day And they didn't even fight ♪
♪ So that's a wrap on The Secret Of The Ooze ♪
♪ Now you know all the breaking news ♪
After Tokka and Rahzar Then Shredder went down ♪
♪ The turtles are chilling Back underground ♪
♪ This movie makes me feel warm and fuzzy Come on, Splinter, make another funny ♪
- Cowabunga, dude! - Cowabunga, dude!
♪ Now you know about Those Ooze ooze secrets ♪
♪ We just filled you in On the ooze ooze secrets ♪