if you're just joining us let's see what time it is 4 35 ladies and gentlemen
now this is this is going to be exciting because uh amy sedaris a great friend of ours very very
funny and she we call her and she says yes she'd love to be a part of the show she was the only one
and uh and so we said well can you do you mind taking us on a tour of your neighborhood i'm
not exactly sure where she lives but we'll find out so we have the satellite hookup
amy sedaris ladies and gentlemen for her very own neighborhood here she is
hello amy hey how's it going good morning good can you hear me i can hear you and i'm up for
this you you you look like you may be a little too up for this you look wonderful by the way
thank you very much i think this is going to work for us yeah you've been in the studio
and me being here it's safer you know you with the baby and what's your face this works right
um what are you wearing i'm sorry what are you wearing well i just have the
same old silly looking suit okay the mix matched yeah um yeah what am i wearing
can you see me yes i can i can't what am i not wearing easy
yeah uh and thank you very much for helping us out now are you normally you're not normally up
at four in the morning are you i don't kiss and tail no normally i'm sleeping
um but uh you know sometimes i can't sleep um now that i have a new computer i ordered some
ambien online last week right and um and it came the next day it came from some lab in florida
so um that you know if i have trouble sleeping i just take that now they're emailing me telling me
it's time to refill already so but i i but i'm not on that now i'm on something else
well it seems to be working something out yeah now i i don't want to i don't want to pry but can you
tell us where your neighborhood is and what is that giant red thing you're standing next to it
um it's uh i don't know what it is oh it says fire and we just saw a car accident by the way
yeah oh we just saw a car accident oh no i'm on the corner of bedford and christopher street in
the west village and uh how long have you lived in this area 11 years you must like
it there then obviously yeah it's a little it's getting a little bad at night it's really loud
for my apartment from like people talking on the street like i am now so it's kind of it's kind of
difficult but it's all right it's kind of little cd lately well so far it looks great and for a
minute i thought that the giant red thing might have been a tony award thank you all very much
all right uh so now amy uh i really appreciate this and uh look out hey beth beth i'm sorry go
on what and you're gonna show us around a little bit in the neighborhood is that right i'm going
to give you a tour i'm going to be bobby batista all right okay okay hey bobby all right all right
okay so uh stay on the runner and follow me right here okay okay first of all this is um
uh lucy lordell it's a famous theater in the neighborhood
you can see right here a lot of famous people have worked here what are what are the stars there
oh we got a lot of riveting stars here's one um let's see mark what's his name blitz
blitzenstein oh excuse me mark glitzenstein okay we're over here famous jewish actor i believe
um over here this is one of 11 video porno shops i have in my neighborhood one of 11. one of 11.
and there's a grand opening up the street and they have all the latest videos
they just got on internal sunshine of a spotless behind so they have a big
uh let's see across the street over there there's lilac my favorite
chocolate store and they decorate for the weekends and everything every holiday
there's a dumpster which means i just got an order in that's good
um this is the hanger need i say more now wait a minute
what do you mean neither of you they're still open
all right the hanger it's a it's a gate it's for guys dave oh all right
this is a jewelry store which i'm convinced is a drug front right
um let's see investment oh there's the beach that they give massages and um
waxing uh for men and women full release
up here another jewelry store and have a drug front it seems like every seems like everything
you need is right there for heaven's sake at my fingertips yeah for a straight girl it's perfect
but at night you know it's like when they you know when the circus breaks down and those
people that break down everything in the midway the carnies yes that's what it's like at this
hour at night it's riffraff it's freaks do you have friends or any friends around there right
now anybody you know do i have any do i have any friends around here right now
hey russell how's it going good to see you
i'll talk to you later look he's running deli guy running right that's funny there's some
action at four o'clock in the morning so he's out making a delivery is that what he's doing
no it's probably a drug delivery no one of the classes okay then we have um another
video store it's ridiculous isn't it i do a lot of christmas shopping there this is the lady that
makes all my clothes from scratch it's a lovely thing are you are you near the east river yet
no this is true they don't have my side and this is the diner in the neighborhood
and this is where i come and get my well there you are yeah well listen and margarita
it was it was very nice of you to spend some time showing us your neighborhood we really enjoyed it
and it was it was that when we be when will you be going back to bed amy why do you ask
amy sedaris ladies and gentlemen that's your neighborhood
thank you very much amy nice job you look wonderful you