(suspenseful music)
(thunder rolls)
- Why did you call me here, Clark?
(suspenseful music)
- You know I heard you coming, right?
- Sure you did. - Anyway,
General Zod somehow escaped the Phantom Zone.
We need to stop him.
- Isn't he one of your villains?
You didn't help me with Killer Croc or Two-Face.
- Yeah, but Zod is really powerful.
The whole team is helping.
- Hi, Batman, I'm so excited we're working together again.
We haven't teamed up in like a year
since we did that Marvel versus DC gladiator thing.
- Flash, you take Batman to the Fortress of Solitude
to get the Phantom Zone projector.
The rest of the league are fighting him as we speak,
so be quick!
(upbeat dramatic music)
(upbeat carnival music)
- Hey, Batman, do you remember that time
when we stopped Terminator?
(soft music)
(Batman grunting)
And when we fought a giant Pikachu?
(soft music)
(Batman grunting)
Do you remember when we did a Olympics--
- Why don't you just use your speed
to find this thing already?
- Oh yeah, found that ages ago.
- What is wrong with you?
♪ Oh as the voices soar ♪
- Come on!
(grunting) - Take it easy, Superman.
(fist pounding)
(Joker grunting) (fist pounding)
(Joker grunting and screaming)
(Joker screaming)
(abstract music)
(Joker laughing sinisterly)
(Superman gasping) (upbeat suspenseful music)
(Joker laughing sinisterly)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(Flash gasping)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(water splashing)
- What kind of wade low brings water balloon
to fight an evil Cryptonian super villain?
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(fist punching)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(Joker crashing)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(Wonder Women punching)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(Superman grunting)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(Batman grunting)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(Arrow gasping) (Joker groaning)
(Wonder Woman gasping)
(electricity sizzling)
(dramatic music)
- Was the Joker?
- Yes, weren't helping us enough
with big Justice League villains,
because you were too distracted fighting Joker.
I just decided to put an end
to these endless, useless battles.
- How did you manage to make him look like Zod?
- I used some of Scarecrow's fear gas
to make you all think he was worth fighting.
- Well, I quit the Justice League.
I'm forming my own team, The Insurgency.
- That's kinda messed up, Superman.
I have no villains apart from Reverse Flash.
I'm joining Batman's team.
- It's fine, Flash.
You can go with Superman.
You have all the villains like Captain Cold
and Mirror Master.
- Well, I can even name a single one of my villains.
So I would be useless if it happens to me.
I'm joining you, Batman.
- I fill like it shouldn't be more than one green person
because that would be quite confusing.
So I guess I'm joining Superman's team.
- Superman's team has the better team,
so I'm joining him.
- I'll just join Batman, just to make the teams
a little more fair.
(sombre music)
(upbeat music)
- It is a very sad day today,
because the Justice League is officially
and permanently broken up.
I can also now officially say this.
"Batman is Bruce Wayne."
- Oh, no!
(suspenseful music)
(men grunting)
(man punching)
(Wonder Woman grunting)
(man groaning)
(upbeat music)
- What's gotten into you, Superman?
Now you're sending humans to your secret space prison.
I even saw you send some random guy there
for dropping a piece of rubbish.
♪ Bad boys bad boys ♪
♪ Whatcha gonna do ♪
♪ Whatcha gonna do when the come for you ♪
♪ Bad boys bad boys ♪
♪ Whatcha gonna do ♪ (boy screaming)
♪ Whatcha gonna do when they come for you ♪
♪ Bad boys bad boys ♪
♪ Whatcha gonna do ♪
♪ Whatcha gonna do when ♪
- He was littering!
We take that very seriously.
(Superman grunting)
(laser beaming)
(upbeat sinister music)
(Superman screaming)
- What the, what the?
(upbeat sinister music)
- What else is going on?
- They took Death Stroke.
(upbeat music)
- I told you water balloons work.
- Yeah, I guess.
Death Stroke, we need all the help we can get.
Will you join the Insergency and help stop
Superman and his regimes?
- Well, what choice to I have?
(upbeat music)
- We need a plan to get some of the Insergency
over to our side.
- How 'bout we get Batman to join us?
(Green Lantern slurping)
(team laughing)
(Green Lantern burping and laughing)
Something is seriously wrong with him.
- Yeah, why is he so small?
- That's a bit rude!
- I think I know a way to get Aquaman to join our side.
- Do it!
(dramatic choir music)
(telephone ringing)
- Arthur, if you join our side,
you can have all the fish you want.
(Arthur slurping)
- Subscribe to this channel right now
and I'll eat a fish.
(dramatic music)
(Arthur slurping)
(soft music)