[Stacey] Our first full day in Sea City.
Mary Anne and I were a perfect team.
While Mr. and Mrs. Pike slept in for the first time in 11 years,
we were wide awake.
Stacey, come check this out!
Yeah.
We're digging a hole to China.
Can I help?
No, get lost, puke-head.
Adam, be kind to Nicky, please.
We don't have to do what you say. You're not our mom.
Don't talk to Stacey like that!
[Stacey] The Pikes have lost control.
Okay, just be nice and let Nicky play, okay?
And suddenly...
so had I.
Mary Anne, I just saw my husband.
I thought my rug was your husband.
Also, we're on the clock.
We locked eyes and time stopped.
Look at him! Lifeguard, three o'clock.
What's up, buddy?
Stacey, that man is way too old for you.
He's at least 17.
I've got to get his attention.
How do I look?
You look and sound insane.
Get his attention?
What are you gonna do, pretend to drown?
Do you think that would work?
I'm gonna go talk to him.
[gasps]
-And, like, cleared it. -Yeah.
Um, hey, I'm Stacey.
Stacey McGill.
Formerly of Manhattan, currently of Stoneybrook, Connecticut.
I'm working here on the beach, too.
So if you need any help, just holla at moi.
"Holla at moi"?
Maybe I should have pretended to drown after all.
[laughs] Okay, cool. I'm Scott.
Yo, Scott. We're all out of soda.
-Wanna make a store run? -Yeah.
I gotta go. See you around?
Yeah. Of course.
Oh, um, you dropped this.
Keep it. My gift to you, cutie.
[Stacey] Cutie.
A pet name and a romantic gift.
This was just the beginning.
♪ You know I liked you right from... ♪
[Stacey] I brought you some soda.
No way. [gasps] Thanks, kiddo.
Yo, bro, can I have one?
♪ I'd give you my heart ♪
♪ But you never gave me the time of day You never... ♪
At least we're giving the seagulls food, right?
-[laughing] -[shouting]
Don't throw it at me!
[Mary Anne] Guys!
[shouting]
[Stacey] Ow!
Somewhere in the recesses of my boy-crazed brain,
I knew it was wrong to leave Mary Anne with all the work.
[coughs]
-[Stacey] But this was destiny... -[children shouting]
and destiny waits for no baby-sitter.
What are you thinking about?
Thinking about how many burgers I'm gonna slam at Burger Garden later.
Oh, my God.
Wait you're going to Burger Garden later?
That's insane! Guess where I'm gonna be.
Burger Garden!
Rad. See you there, then.
Jordan! Adam! Nicky! Come on!
My God.
Do you want us to dig you out or are you doing this for the 'gram?
Dig me out, please.
[huffs] As you can see, I'm literally in too deep,
given the fact that one of my alleged best friends/co-baby-sitters has left me
to be eaten alive by seagulls,
while she tries to marry an inappropriately old lifeguard.
Sorry, hi.
-I'm Mary Anne. -Hi. I'm Alex.
And don't be sorry.
I'm a local, and I can't begin to tell you how many people I've had to dig out
-of this beach over the years. -[Mary Anne laughs]
How can I repay you?
Ice cream? Henna tattoos?
-An almost dead pet crab? -[laughs] You're hilarious.
People who barely know me always say that.
Oh, this is my cousin Toby.
He's visiting from Canada.
-Hi. -Want to hang out with us later?
I can't.
My co-babysitter and I need to have some one-on-one time,
if she has time for me.
She seems pretty busy.
Here, I'll give you my number.
Text me if you change your mind.
[Stacey] Scott said he's gonna be at Burger Garden later slamming burgers,
so let's keep our eyes peeled.
So much for bikini shopping.
We should probably put a pin in the bikini shopping.
It's freezing anyways.
So much for fun in the sun.
Well, I'm inviting my new friend Alex and his cousin to join us.
Do you think Scott will like them?
Stacey,
why are you turning yourself inside out for this completely average guy
who you barely know?
I'm sorry to say it, Mary Anne,
-but you're just not as-- -What?
As mature as you?
Well, at least I'm mature enough to do the job I was hired to do.
[Stacey] I knew Mary Anne was right.
I hadn't been a great baby-sitter,
or a great friend,
but Scott was worth it.
Wasn't he?