What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So I had a Top 100 video planned for today, but due to recent foolishness I pushed it
back one more week to do a second Not About That Life.
Now if you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate; things I'm
just:
Not about that life.
For example, Manti Te'o.
Wow.
I don't even know where to begin with this story.
So for those of you who don't what happened, basically, this dude, named Manti, played
for the University of Notre Dame.
He's a college football player.
He was up for one of the most prestigious awards that a college football player could
win: The Heisman.
And he had this great back story: right before they were going to play this huge game verse
one of their rivals, his grandma died and in the same day his girlfriend died.
Just bad luck, right?
Wrong.
Turn out his girlfriend never even existed.
She was made up!
Here's where the story gets even better: some people believe he participated in this whole
hoax just so he would have a better chance at winning the Heisman.
Now Mantie of course comes out and he says "I didn't have anything to do with it.
I didn't know she was fake."
And the way this hoax was able to go on for so long is because he never met her in person.
Completely online relationship.
Manti basically got Catfished.
Here's my problem with the whole situation.
What are you doing?
You can't find one girl at Notre Dame that looks good enough for you to date?
You're a football player.
You can't find anyone?
There must be something going on with the girls at Notre Dame.
Here's my biggest problem with the whole situation:
Notre Dame hired a team of investigators to go investigate this hoax.
My problem with that is this:
Her name was Lizzie Seeberg, she was a student at Notre Dame.
She said she was raped by a Notre Dame player.
What did Notre Dame do?
Did they hire some people to go investigate it for the girl who said an athlete raped
her?
No.
This whole story really is just perpetuating athletes being treated better than others;
like athletes are somehow above an average student.
Not About That Life.
Oh and by the way, Lizzie Seeberg committed suicide ten days later after she reported
this.
Let's continue on.
Lance Armstrong.
He made it through cancer, he won all these titles, then he goes on Oprah and says "Oh
wait, this whole time I've been lying."
It's one thing to lie to the media, but you went out of your way to ruin people's careers
and lives by calling them out and saying "No, I'm not lying!"
What is happening to sports?
Really, seriously?
Not about that life.
Let's continue on with something else.
So I was watching TV the other day.
There's so much false advertisement on television these days.
For example, VitaCraves One A Day for men!
I didn't know they had chewable tablets for grown men to eat.
I wouldn't eat one cause that's kinda weird.
To tell you the truth, I'm a grown man.
I'm not going to eat a gummy multi-vitamin tablet.
I'm just not going to do it.
The problem is you got to eat two a day.
But it's called One A Day.
Why would you call something One A Day if you have to eat two a day.
Not About That Life.
Let's talk about American Idol for a second.
I used to watch American Idol when it was good.
When they had Simon and he would just make fun of everyone.
Now the show in itself it's just a joke.
The show is the joke.
Why, you might ask.
Because Nicki Minaj is a judge for American Idol.
Now, American Idol is a singing competition.
You see what I'm saying here?
And Nicki Minaj is a judge of a singing competition.
I mean you might as well put 2 Chainz back there.
Not About That Life.
We have now reached the point of this video where I look at your suggestions and figure
out what are you Not About That Life.
Jose Manuel tweeted me on Twitter and he said:
When I am pooing and there is no toilet paper.
I'm not going to lie Jose, that sounds like a personal problem to me.
Hopefully you have carpet, if you know what I'm saying.
On Facebook, Hayden Welsh just writes:
Nicki Minaj.
I feel you man.
Finally, one of the top comments on my first Not About That Life video, from RoseEnraged,
great name by the way:
Guys putting me in the friend zone and bragging about their awesome date.
Two weeks later, he calls me so he can vent about how she treats him like crap and how
he wishes more girls were like me.
Ahh, the friend zone.
What are you going to do?
Well, that's it for this week.
Make sure to leave a comment down below about what you're not about that life.
Maybe you could be in the video next week.
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No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
I'm driving down the street, I don't know where else I would be driving down, and arrive
in a parking lot.
I was on my way to see Les Misérables.
Sike!
I saw the Hobbit.