♪♪♪ >>> HE'S A BIG BOY PILOTS WITH
30 SOBBING HANNAHS TO CHOOSE FROM.
TUNE IN TO WATCH HIM DEEP KISS THE WHITE GIRL AND HIGH FIVE THE
BLACK GIRLS. >> THIS SEASON ON "PILOT HUNK."
>> I'M PAT AND I MAKE THE PLANE HURRY UP.
I'M A SKY BOY LOOKING FOR MY FLY GIRL.
LET'S BACHELOR. >> MMM, I LIKE THIS.
>> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I'M HANNAH T. I'M 22, AND MY JOB IS
PHARMACEUTICAL. I SELL MEDICAL EQUIPMENT.
>> HA, HA, I LOVE THAT. >> MM-HMM.
DO I DETECT AN ACCENT? >> YEAH, I'M DRUNK.
>> I LIKE THIS. >> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT
YOURSELF. >> I'M HANNAH B. I'M 20,
30 YEARS OLD. AND I'M NOT CRASH DIET BUT THAT
SURVIVED. >> I LOVE THAT.
>> I HAD SO MUCH FUN DURING THE LUBE TASTE TEST.
I'M A LAWYER BY THE WAY. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? MMM, OH, I LIKE THIS.
>> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> OKAY, WELL, I'M HANNAH BAG
AND I'M BRUTALLY FRAGILE AT HOME.
SO HERE, IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE WHEELS ARE COMING OFF.
>> I LOVE THAT. >> I KNOW THE GIRLS TOLD YOU A
RUMOR ABOUT ME. AND IT'S TRUE.
I HAVE BROWN HAIR. BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW MY MOUTH IS
LIKE A VACUUM HOSE. LIKE --
[ INHALING ] >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? >> MMMM, I LIKE THIS.
>> ARE YOU EXCITED FOR OUR TRIP? >> YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO
THAILAND AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW THE FOOD IS GROSS IN FRONT OF
THE WOMAN WHO COOKED IT. >> DIFFERENT FOOD IS GROSS.
>> I ACTUALLY, HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
I WROTE YOU A LETTER. IT'S A "T."
I ALSO ACTUALLY KNOW A COUPLE OTHERS, BUT I'M GONNA PLAY HARD
TO GET. >> I LOVE THAT.
>> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
>> MMMM, I LIKE THIS. >> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT
YOURSELF. >> WATCHING YOU PLAY SOCCER WITH
POOR KIDS MADE ME SO HORNY. >> I LOVE THAT.
>> ALSO, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. I TURN 30.
>> OH, HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY. GUARDS.
>> NO. >> MMMM, I LIKE THIS.
>> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> YOU DON'T SEE SURPRISED TO SEE ME.
I DIED LAST EPISODE. >> I DROWNED BECAUSE I LOOKED UP
IN THE SHOWER. THEY SAID I COULD COME BACK IF I
WAS ALIVE AGAIN. >> FAMILY IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO
ME. THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO
MEET. IT'S MY TWIN.
HE'S THE FUN ONE. >> CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SECOND?
>> YOU'RE EYES ARE PEEING WHAT'S WRONG?
>> BEING HERE IS HARD FOR ME BECAUSE I'M SO SHY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON AT THE FASHION SHOW.
>> OH, YEAH, A MARCH SHALL'S GIFT CARD.
>> I'M HAVING A HARD TIME BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS
CONFISCATED MY VITAMINS AND GAVE ME A KNIFE.
>> I LOVE THAT. >> I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT
JUST A PARTY GIRL. I COULD BE A WIFE.
WATCH ME DRINK CHAMPAGNE. >> I THINK I'M READY TO PROPOSE.
>> SORRY. >> I LOVE DANCING TO COUNTRY
SINGER CHANCE BEEF WITH YOU TODAY.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, HE AND I DATED.
ARE YOU MAD? >> NO, I LOVE THAT.
>> I'VE ALSO DATED MOST OF THE CAMERAMEN.
ARE YOU MAD? >> NO, I LOVE THAT.
>> I'M DATING A LOT OF THE GIRLS IN THE HOUSE TOO.
>> I LOVE THAT. >> I LOOKED IT UP, AND I MAKE
MORE MONEY THAN YOU