- Hi, I'm Adam Scott, I'm here with BuzzFeed
and I'm doing thirst Tweets.
(smooth music)
The fact that Adam Scott hasn't done thirst Tweets
when he's the hottest person alive is a crime.
I mean, I'm no lawyer,
but I'm let me check this real quick.
I've got another device here.
Law.com,
it is not a crime.
Should it be?
I don't think so,
but call your member of Congress.
Name your kink,
Ben Wyatt playing Cones of Dunshire.
Yeah.
I think I'm there for that.
I think Cones of Dunhire
if nothing else is an incredibly sexy game.
I think everyone agrees on that.
Adam Scott enter my house and cook me a calzone on my back.
Jesus.
Is your back hot enough to cook food on?
Adam Scott really does smile
like he's gonna (beep) someone's girlfriend.
What?
That description is interesting and it's real.
Just had a lengthy dream in which I befriended Adam Scott.
I coerced him into singing the a capella version
of "Sweet Child O' Mine."
Sounds like a fun dream.
I wish I could sing like Derek does in Stepbrothers,
but I, for the life of me, I simply can't.
However, I am the only one in that car who is
lip syncing.
Everyone else is singing live.
Honestly. Mr. Adam Scott can get it left, right, and center.
Hashtag zaddy.
I don't know what zaddy is.
A hotter daddy, oh okay.
There's nothing that will make you feel less hot
than your teenagers looking at you
like you're a giant asshole for saying hello.
I was most attracted Adam Scott in Party Down
because my type is guys with depression.
I get it.
You would've loved me in the late nineties.
Ultimate sexual fantasy,
Adam Scott making out with another Adam Scott
while I eat popcorn in the corner.
Ultimate, ultimate sexual fantasy.
I would just gross my self out.
Did I spend my day thinking about Adam Scott
on Boy Meets World?
Yes.
Was it a good use of my time?
Yes.
Will I be taking questions?
No.
When I did Boy Meets World in 1995 or whatever,
did I think people would be talking to me about it in 2022?
No, I did not.
Adam Scott could gut me like a fish
and I'd say thank you.
Really?
My only question on first dates is gonna be
if they are consistently on Ed's side on Big Little Lies.
And if they're not, it's over, plain and simple.
Ed appreciates it
and I say that because all of my characters
live on inside of me
and he just told me he appreciates it.
Is it too much to ask Adam Scott to rearrange my guts?
No, but you have to ask in person
Adam Scott could literally run me
over with a giant mechanic ball sack
and I'd still want to marry him.
Listen, no empty threats allowed.
If you have a giant mechanic ball sack
and you really, really wanna get married, don't tempt me.
Adam Scott could spit on my grave and call me a (beep)
and I would still fancy him.
Oh, that started one way
and then it ended very sophisticated and friendly.
I appreciate it.
I get it, I think.
Adam Scott should (beep) me inside out
and that's all I have to say.
Well, all right.
I'm glad.
Adam Scott, I'm so thirsty for you
I want you to come down my throat,
snap my neck and hide my body.
Thanks,
but no.
Adam Scott could get this bussy any day.
What is this bussy?
Oh, okay.
Adam Scott could get this bussy any day.
Does that mean even Mondays?
'Cause you're saying any day and I feel like Mondays
are usually like just busy.
Wall to wall stuff to do.
If you really mean any day,
that's quite a commitment.
Thank you.
This was great.
Thank you so much everybody
for sending these thirst Tweets in.
Thank you BuzzFeed for having me.
Severance is on Apple TV+.
New episodes come out on Fridays.
Thank you.
Wish I could sing.
Yeah, that was also lip syncing.
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