you have not become members of the honor
every new member has to spend a night
guarding the crown jewels you paragate
after hunt down the thief and then get a
firm grip on the crown jewels
follow me big head right I did it it's
me your Worcester who does your hair by
the way I love it everyone more bow down
to Queen never would have been Queen to
if it wasn't the best kid Wilkins which
is rare kids clothes cuz they're cheaper
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hello boys today marks your first
anniversary of joining the honored I'll
be honest I had you two down as dense
morons without a brain cell between you
okay two dances with room-temperature
IQs completing that sir yeah we get it
numbskulls but you've actually been an
amazing asset the team you've both stood
the pm's global standing by hijacking
Donald Trump's Twitter account to make
him look like a complete idiot I don't
know I get to do you've delivered
top-secret nuclear blueprints to South
Korea I thought you said North you're a
credit to the honored and I've grown
very fond of your birth see him here
you're like a mom to us a mum I think he
meant to say sister yes I suppose I'm a
bit like a hot younger sister you to
embody everything that they honored
represent our hard work behind the
scenes means that this country can keep
calm and carry on
without us Britain descends into chaos
which is why this latest development is
so concerning something strange has been
happening to members of the honored
watch this footage
[Applause]
hello there nice to see you and welcome
to this morning I'm Ruth Langsford and
beside me my newly honored husband
Eamonn Holmes OBE yes doing towable OBE
and Christopher Dean OBE what did you
think Jane Dressen notice anything odd
about that footage yes someone seems to
be kidding up in Britain's best-loved
personalities and laban Holmes
there is a criminal mastermind out there
kidnapping members of the honor - one by
one and when the last of us is taken the
whole of Britain will be at the mercy of
this evil genius
that's why we've summoned the remaining
members Fiona - back here to the safety
of HQ
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lords ladies sirs Dame's Oh bees em bees
ETCs
it's pronounced etc you can't correct me
I'm Jonah bloody lovely now as you all
know the honored faces a huge threat a
threat that's silent but deadly
could be me had the bean burger for
lunch what dick and I are gonna make it
our mission to keep each and every one
of you safe nothing I repeat nothing
will get past our eyes guys
quiet please we're talking we have
highly trained senses but listen we've
all had a big day so let's let's get
some rest yet night oh hello
night-night yeah Joanna says night-night
too and you can all sleep soundly
knowing that with us two in charge
you're in safe hands
isn't that right Giada Jonah she's gone
someone's just taken up really well can
you just grab what they look like I
called it a night
don't wait Oreo we don't give up that
easily what they can't have got far find
her
there you go your brooch
this is the perfect opportunity for me
to use our utility belt
what I made it myself watch as I take
out right with my deck around yeah you
missed that's alright I'll get him with
this my poison dart pen
oh that's just a normal pen where's your
poisoned door pen then excuse me Stephen
can I have your water gun
of course waiting for my wonderful fans
come on we can't let them get away too
late you know what this means
yeah they're gonna need new hosts for
the BAFTAs well yes but also without
Joanna in charge of the honors the whole
country's doomed
you