Guys
Have you heard that Madam Soot Beng
Has returned to Titan Academy
Who's Madam Soot Beng?
You mean you don't know?
She's the scariest
Fiercest
Loudest teacher in the entire school
I heard that Juhi was caught watching Tik Toks in class
And was made to do the Tik Tok dance for the next 5 days
And I heard that JianHao was caught playing games in class
And never got his phone back
I also heard that Cheryl from the same class
Went to the toilet and never came back
Then we should hurry and leave this class
And never come back too
Hurry let's go
Everyone back to your seat in 5
4
3
2
1
Hello class
My name is Karen Soot Beng
But you can call me Madam Soot Beng
And I am your new English teacher
So you jolly well behave yourself
And don't try anything funny
Is that understood?
Yes Madam Soot Beng
What did you say?
I can't hear you
Yes Madam Soot Beng
Madam Soot Beng I'm really sick
I'm not feeling well
And my eyes
My eyes are a little blurry too
Oh you poor thing
Here I have an excuse letter
And maybe you want to check the particulars?
Yup it's correct
Congratulations your eyes have recovered
Thinking of getting out of my class?
Well no one is going anywhere
Get back to your seat
Now
So when it comes to question marks
Madam Soot Beng
I didn't get to have lunch just now
Is it okay if I go to the canteen to grab a bite?
Oh so you're hungry?
Okay I have something for you to eat
But only if you don't break it
Madam Soot Beng look
I'm done
I didn't break it
Madam Soot Beng?
I have a very important school competition this afternoon
I need to go now
What competition is it?
It's basically an e-sports competition
E-sports?
What E-sports?
E-sports is basically a gaming competition
What nonsense is that?
There's no such thing
Stop making things up
But I swear
It's an inter school Class Rush competition
Class T1-T5 is taking part in it too
It's really important
The only e-sports I know is
Educational sports
Here's an e-sports competition for you
Finish reading this stack of books by the end of the day
Or it's D-sports for you
Detention sports
I can make things up too
E-sport is a real thing
Start with this one
Can someone run down to the office
And get my coloured markers for me?
Me me
I'll go
Why is it so noisy outside?
Can't they see I'm having a class
I'll ask them to keep quiet
Guys
I want you all to stop playing basketball
Thank you
Madam Soot Beng
I think Mr Dan needs help carrying the books
I'll go and help
Where do you think you are going?
And why would a P.E. teacher be carrying books?
Sit
I said sit
Madam Soot Beng
I need the toilet
Really really urgently
I understand
I'm not a monster
You have 60 seconds
Starting now
But Madam Soot Beng that's not enough time
59
It takes 30 seconds just to go to the toilet
Well I guess you should have thought about that earlier
Where do you think you are going?
Out?
Who said you could go out?
And what makes you think it's okay?
Alright class
So if you take out your textbooks and turn to page 76
You will see what I am referring to
Madam Soot Beng
I think I might have accidentally left my textbook in my locker
Can I go out and take it?
Are you sure?
Let me check your bag
Greetings
3 for 10 dollars
Can I get the brown one?
Yeah
2 dollars dear
Thank you
Madam Soot Beng
My grandma is really sick
I have to get home as soon as possible
Diana are you okay?
Is Auntie Po Po gonna be okay?
Madam Soot Beng
If I don't get home as soon as possible
I'm afraid I won't get another chance
Alright Diana since it's so important to you
And I understand the importance of family
So I think it's really~
Attention N4T1
Diana?
Is there a Diana?
Yes there is
Diana your grandmother is here to pass you your lunch
Please come down to the school's office to collect it
Diana?
Grandma just came from a 2.4km run
And grandma is still strong enough to buy food for you
When they say my grandma can run faster than you
It is true
Auntie please
This is for school faculty only
Okay grandma's going for boxing class now
It's my other grandma
I've got an idea
Follow me
Madam Soot Beng
I'm really excited to attend your class but
I really really need to use the toilet
My stomach is really painful
Madam Soot Beng
Mine too
Must be the food we eat
What did you all eat?
I think it's the mash potatoes
I heard Aunty Betty doesn't wash her hands when she cooks
Please I really need to go
But we all ate the same thing
So you're saying that everybody ate the same thing
And only the 2 of you have food poisoning?
We can't leave the class now that we are lying down
What if they send us to the hospital?
If they know that we are lying
OMG cockroach
There at the corner
OMG where?
Oh I'm sorry
I meant I saw it yesterday
But it looks like the both of you are perfectly fine now
So let's get back to class
So as I was saying
So after fullstops
We are going to talk about exclamation points
And Fiera get back to your seat
Why did no one tell me that Madam Soot Beng is coming today?
I wouldn't even have come
Please send me out
Who did that?
It was me
Me
I'll take my leave
Sit down
Fold a hundred airplanes in detention
Or you don't go home
Sha la la la la
Who's that singing?
Do you want to get out of class?
Me
It was me
Sha la la la la
Out
Now
Yes
So speaking of questions
Madam Soot Beng?
As the newly appointed hall monitor
I have to report for duty
What?
Who are you?
I'm the one and only hall monitor
In this whole Titan Academy
You should get back to your class
Hi Madam Soot Beng
I'm just doing my job as the one and only
School hall monitor
Sit
Wait
You
Weren't you're in my previous class?
I guess I'm in wrong class
Excuse me Madam Soot Beng
He's actually in our class
He only stayed back 1 year
So he is no longer in the senior class anymore
So its
Madam Soot Beng
We really need to go for the fire drill
Fire drill?
I'm not going to fall for that
It's true Madam Soot Beng
They announced this earlier today
Everybody back in your seats
Let's continue with class
Students
A fire has occurred at the science lab
Once again I repeat
Teachers please keep JianHao away from the bunsen burners
This is not a drill
Kindly make your way to the assembly grounds
In an orderly fashion
And I repeat
JianHao you do not touch the bunsen burners ever again
This is the 3rd time this month
Okay so you guys planned this too?
Madam Soot Beng?
There's smoke outside
It's just dry ice isn't it?
If only you guys put in this much effort into your studies
I'm not going to believe a "fire drill"
Until I see flames in my eyes
You got that kids?
You got that?
Everybody run