What happens if someone bear-hugs you
Use my Chi, make him fall...look at that...isn't that crazy?
It's all about the Chi
What if someone takes your back?
I used my Chi. That literally was probably him passing gas.
Two people... two people. Whoa.
Maybe he had a Taser underneath his skin. What do you think?
Now one guy has you from behind?
Why would the second guy do that if the first guy was so easily knocked out?
Two guys going for your legs?
Wow, man, this is so sad. I can't even laugh at this. I don't even know what to say, guys.
What do you guys think man? Look at this.
Is this Aikido or is this not even Aikido? What is this? He...all he did was bow to you
Why did you do that to him? All he was doing was bowing to you!
Wow, you guys can watch the rest of this. This is cringing me out
[funny music plays]
What if someone's charging at you
full force
Full force...look at that.
Yeah, let's look back on it slow motion
If you notice, guys, the guy...look at his stance when he's stepping back
Huh, it's not even a good stance man. What is this?
So off-balance man.
You can't even have some balance when you're demonstrating this technique
So let's look at... I have to help him up now.
That's how much I no-touch KO-ed him
Now he gets to try, he's like like, "Oh no [crying]."
Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
Notice the gym next door, they're doing some other stuff. Here we go.
Oh
Maybe his hand just smells bad. What you guys think?
Is he one of those people that, you know, does things with his hands that other people don't want to smell?
Let's look at this...one more...one more
Annnnnnnd
The wind up....
whoo...this time he did a double handed...that's like a Hadouken. Right? That's like Hadouken.
See look at that
Ummmmmm
I'm not auming. I'm just umming.
Look at that. Double hand. That was a literally a Hadouken
look at that... holding his face
like, "oh my gawd
I was hit by something."
Maybe he had like Purell or something. He had, like, some kind of like, um pocket sand in his hands
What do you guys think?
[Funny music plays]
So it looks like the theme of today is just no-touch KOs
look at that
It says Tai Chi in the background, but Japanese version of Tai Chi
Man, noodle leg as Martial Arts Humor says...noodle leg...man
Absolute noodle leg, look at that. That was the worst attempt at a body lock ever.
What was that man
Look at...look at the students practicing over there too
Wow
Guys, do you think they're trolling? Do you think they're just trying to get on Fight Commentary Breakdowns?
Or they're actually being serious about this?
man
What? Whoa? Wait wait wait wait.
Why did he turn his head? Look at that? Look at the head move...look at the head move
It was like it's like he was doing some kind of seductive dance
Look at this. Look at that head turn
Whoa, you know, it's one of those like, um, Britney Spears kind of like head movements. What was that for?
You guys can watch the rest of this
[Latin music plays in the background]
I do not know what to say, you guys. I really don't know what to say
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