what u want a hat for
cover me bald head
*dramatically jump in* [WHAT A LOSER AMIRITE??]
hEy GuYs ItSa Me
so how are you doing i'm just dropping in on ya
haha lol *wHaT aN ePiC jOkE lMaOoOoO*
so it's been a little while since I made a video on someone else's channel (telling lies?)
and by a little while I mean...*awkwardly laughing* like, two weeks
but that's way too long to me, okay? I always need to be putting someone down
so today we're going after Morgz
he's a big youtuber somehow with like 5 millions subs *hmm yes big boy, me likey*
and basically what he does is, like he's kind of in the Sharer circle of youtube
in that he entertains... bAbIeS
I'll give it to him, like, his videos are out there, there's always different ideas going on
even if they suck, which we'll be talking about
I mean there's interesting ideas at least, which he probably steals from others
but at least there's that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Morgz is what I like to call a tell, don't show youtuber
he does a thing, but most of the video is talking about doing the thing, rather than doing it
so basically if he has a video where he's doing a prank, he won't just do the prank, it'll be
*ePiC mUsIc StArTs* hEy GuYs iM aBoUt tO bE dOiNg A vIdEo AbOuT tO bE dOiNg A pRaNk On A pErSoN?!?!
bE sUrE tO sMaSh LiKe *babbling nonsense*
iF yOu WaNnA sEe MoRe LiKe ThIs CoMmEnT bElOw:
gwonna do da preank on da pwerson
there's a lot of explanation, not much actually going on, and the videos are very long because of it
so this video is called KiD bUyS $1500 IPHONE XS wItH mOm'S cReDiT cArD?? [NOT CLICKBAIT] [MUST WATCH]
And a little known fact,
Okay? By reading this, you're actually obligated to watch the entire video. Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(spy music)
[so, how're you guys today?]
[wait oh SHIT it's Morgz!]
[what's this lil' bugger doing??]
[xD savage bruh]
[please kill me for saying that]
Morgz's Mum: "Nice."
[wait this bitch got a GUCCI WALLET??]
[wait Morgz can you hook a man up?? Gimme a 20, man.]
wAnNa JoIn mY mOm'S cReDiT cArD gIvEaWay???
Okay, we have a bit of an epic spy sequence here where he's stealing his mom's credit card, um
Yeah, it's it's real. I'm just imagining Morgz, just walking around y'know, putting the camera there. Be like:
"What's-- what's the camera there for Morgan?"
Like the camera is right there pointing at them they... they just like: "Yeah.... You know..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"I'm sure nothing's happening."
[hey Morgz, bring that credit card closer and lemme see 'em digits.]
*more EPIC spy sequence*
*stealth = 9999999999*
*James Bond? NAH! Ethan Hunt? NAH! MORGAN HERE IS tHe BeSt!!!!
BOOM SURPRISE M*TH*RF*CK*R (sorry, family-friendly content, have to censor)
"HEY GUYS, IN TODAYS VIDEO i'M GonnA BE,"
dOiNg ThE dUmBeSt ShIt I cAn PoSsIbLy ThInK oF tO mAkE mOrE mOnEy ThAn SlAzO cAn EvEr MaKe
W-what was the point of the stealth?? What????
What are you doing Morgz?
That's like pick-pocketing someone on the street,
like you've you've done it you've gotten away with it.
And then like a meter away. You just pull out your camera,
"Hey guys!!"
"Today we're gonna be spending as much money with that guy's wallet as we can."
Like it's not a good idea, is it Morgz?
No, it's not...
sO gUyS mAkE sUrE yOu GiVe Me YoUr mOm'S cReDiT cArD dEtAiLs oR sEnD mE hEr SoCiAl SeCuRiTy NuMbEr
bEcAuSe iM gOnNa bE bUyInG tWo ePiC fOrTnItE sKiNs AnD gIvInG oNe oF tHeM aWaY
sO wHy aRe YoU gUyS sTiLl WaTcHiNg tHiS lOsEr sLaZo gO sUb tO mOrGz
Morgz calm down. Okay, you're going red in the face man. Just take it down a notch. You don't-
We understand you, you don't need to yell, we get it, okay?
I- I got it. I- el comprende (show-off)
*I can't be bother to type tbh*
step one of the challenge: we need to recruit bald martin *owo what's dis*
bald, bald martin
come here
right so I assume that's his dad or his step-dad or something
*slazo thinking about his future children*
did he just call him bald martin?
bro martin didn't need that, martin...
why are you bullying martin?
Martin, I'm filming a video where I spend as much money as possible on mom's credit card
for 24 hours. Do you wanna help?
mOm'S cReDiT cArD??????
yEsSsS
yOu cAn'T sPeNd tHe mOnEy oN yOuR mOm'S cReDiT cArD
wHyYyY?????
mOrGaN i'M nOt iNvOlVeD iN tHaT
*ugh more cringy acting*
Martin we can buy you wHaTeVeR you want
*terrible disc scratch stock sound effect* iM iN (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
No, don't spend your mother's money, that's not okay but hey Martin
Think about how many chupa chups we can buy with that thousand dollars.
Yeah, I'm in
Jill, Jill, quick, quick, look at this quick, look at this, me hair's growing, come on look at this quick
oHmYgOd (⊙０⊙) *typing this physically hurts me*
come on, quick (no, thanks)
is it working? is it working? IT'S WORKING
*can I just go commit not alive please*
Right, like I get that it's just the diversion to get her away
Like in the story right? That's what it's meant to be but
What a terrible thing to choose as a way to get her away.
Hey, look my hair's growing (yes, slazo, please shave and get a haircut)
Look, there's hardly any urgency with that is there? Like, you could do it now, or you can do it in five minutes time
It's not something you need to be rushing up the stairs for is it?
yOu dOn'T nEeD tO bE rUsHiNg uP tHe sTaIrS
Like, hurry, my hair's growing! (yes, yours is, Slaz) Come quick or you'll miss it!
Okay, it's like bamboo
It won't be long until she realizes that his hair is not actually growing
We need to be quick
Guys it's daytime right now and we're going to kick this video off with a bAnG!!!1!111!!
We need to make sure mom's in a good mood for the rest of this video and doesn't get too angry
So I'm about to order a load of McDonald's (yeah, like a logical human being)
Because nothing makes mom happier than McDonald's (im sure you quitting youtube will make her happier)
okay so i'm gonna get mom a large big mac meal
*alien language*
wow funny joke, hahaha
Right and he says: "Okay. We got to be quick. We got to get out of here
She'll realize that that his hair aren't actually growing like in real time"
Yeah, I reckon she'll figure that out pretty quickly, but then he spends another like three minutes in the video
just ordering her some McDonald's to put her in a good mood??? Nani???
I think this part like, the goal of it is just um,
Like he ordered heaps of McDonald's.
I legitimately think it's just as a kind of like, thing that the kids watching want to do, right?
I mean what kid doesn't want to order like a ridiculous amount of McDonald's.
It's it's kind of a wish fulfillment thing like
You know
*gasp* oHmYwOrLd A sIgNaTuRe cOlLeCtIoN bUrGeR??
I absolute- *insert horrible disc scratch sound effect*
iT's JuSt ThE bReAd????
*ah nevermind what they're saying*
*and the Oscar goes to...*
Well, look at the sad music kicks in when there's salad like
*why are people bullying me for my pedostache*
It's a salad why???
I mean then again all the music choice in these videos is great. There's always that one which is seriously ePiC
*ayyyyy ePiC dAd dAnCiNg what an absolute mad lad*
Martin so I got text from the bank to say that we've just spent 50 something pounds
*oOoOops*
Let's- Let's just eNjOy this, don't we?
don't worry about that, don't worry about a thing. That- it's just a glitch, don't worry about it.
*mad acting skillz*
Okay, I guess we've got this food we just enjoy it then
Wait, what's this? Money just left my account. I've-
My card could have been compromised. Somebody could be stealing my money as we speak
Oh we've got McDonald's. Let's eat it!
dO yOu kNoW dA wEi????
UwU daddy let's go
Morgan, Morgan, there's a hat there
Aha
What do you want a hat for?
COVER ME BALD HEAD
*awkwardly laughing at unfunny memes*
We need a hat to cover... my bald head.
That's- that's brilliant I love it
You know what Morgz? Broke
This dude- what's his name bald freaking Har- Harry or something?
Yeah, I don't know his name but whoever he is
He's brilliant. I love him (OwO). I need a hat to cover my bald head.
Need a hat to cover me bald head mOoOoOrgz
Two of the new iPhones
oH mY gOd GuYs mOm iS gOnNa fReAk OuT
aFtEr wE dO tHiS, sHe'S pRoBaBly gOnNa kIcK mE oUt fOrEvEr
*sCrEaMiNg*
Morgan, Morgan?
Yes, Mama
Buying iPhone?
No, Mama
Telling LiEs????
nO, mAmA
Open your bag
hA hA hA
Haha, bald guy, I don't think mom realized we spent all her hard-earned money on new iphones
Maybe I'll just do this thing and no one will realize it, hahaha
How does this work? Right so he's gone with his mom's credit card
Bought his dad a hat for his bald head and his mum's asking what he's bought. He just
Whispers to the guy as if she's not there just yeah. No, I didn't buy anything
*slazo asmr* I don't think she's realized that I bought iPhones with her credit card yet
Like dude, she's in the same room so she's just watching like hmm. I wonder what he's saying
oh please mom don't look huhu now I got busted she's gonna get mad this is so sad can we hit 10 trillion likes?
*sigh* i'm gonna be a good boi and type this down for you
how much was the iphone again?
how much was that?
1500 pounds
Martin, do you know what I've just had?
What do you have, love?
A text to say that 1500 pounds have just gone out of my account
Have you got my credit card?
Did you take my credit card?
Have you been spending my money?
Martin. Morgan.
*sigh*
I think the act is over
She's found out she's angry what she does next will shock you
oh my god, oh my god, no no no no no
*screeching*
No, no, no, no, no
No, no
No, no no, no, no
No, no, no, no
Don't do it
The shaky camera is actually making me dizzy, right?
She goes and burns the burns the hat. No one does anything about it, right?
They just stand there with their cameras
nO
No, no, no, think. Why the hell did she go to the second floor.
the bedroom is up there *facepalm*
I'm not thinking about the bedroom, Martin
I think she's going to throw the damn thing off the roof.
NO!!
*help me please why am I transcribing this*
*wow this woman is sAvAgE aMiRiTe????*
You don't mess with mom.
*screeching*
She did it
the absolute mad lad
Ah, I think what happened here is morgz's mum had a severe continuous lapse in judgment
And she and she forgot that refunds are a thing.
Wait, what's that? I can go and very easily get my money back?
Nah, I'm just destroying this. There we go. So that's the end of the video
It ends with the logical conclusion of hey, I'll minimize my chances of getting my money back
That's yeah that's clever and that's basically indicative of every one of morgz's videos
Um in a nutshell it's just bad
And he made this other one. I've never seen my parents so mad where basically, um
like he puts
Dye or something in their shampoo, so they come out like red and green
How did they not notice that?
Like when you're using shampoo you're going into your hand like it's in your hand there
How do you not see that?
Wow, that that is green. And even if you're some kind of freak who just goes run up to your head
How, how do you not notice it before it's all over your body and how do you get shampoo all over your body
so many questions
He gets the mum with this and then he tries to get his mum in in on the prank to do it to his dad
and her logic is
We'll stay together and be the same, cOlOuReD pEoPlE (t-t-tRiGgErEd!!!!!)
Good idea, Morgan
Let's do it!
Why should I suffer alone?
What a terrible household. All right, so the guy was convinced to steal money from his wife
by morgz saying
Think of all the things we could buy and then buys him a hat
um, he was convinced by that.
But even more sadistically, she is convinced by the logic of
Why should I suffer alone? And now I said earlier that he's entertaining babies, you know
Kind of a baseless claim. Maybe I'm just making it up. Well, looking at the comments
We know it's true
Martin looks like Shrek and Hulk and mom looks like lobster and crab
*mY eYeS, sLaZ, wHy YoU dO tHiS????*
Your dad looks like dame tu cosita (oh god no).
Oh, thanks for reminding me of that one
And in the one where he uses his mum's credit card to buy an iPhone, there's the comment
she turned into a deval ψ(^Ф∀Ф^)ψ
Not an angle ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*, a deval ψ(^Ф∀Ф^)ψ
one of the iPhones costed 1500 pounds
He bought two of the same phones. That means three thousand pounds must have come out of her account
I think they are planning this... ehh... I'm gonna unsubscribe. It's the first thing I think of
Look, I was either here or there before, right, but then
The numbers didn't add up. Okay. Okay run the data.
I crunched the numbers doesn't add up. I gotta subscribe for this, Morgz, sorry.
And when you look at all their pranks on one another
This doesn't seem like a very nice family
I'll be honest
Kid spends $500 on fortnite with mum's credit card Kid spends $1,000 on fortnite with dad's credit card
Mom tells kid he can't play fortnight season 4 ever again
When season 5 comes out, that's fine though
Kids spend $750 on season four
It's incrementally going up
like it's just again and again and again
I'm I'm not sure why she still leaves her credit card out in the open
Like it just happens every day it's daily occurrence. He just steals her credit card
goddamn it Morgz stop it
Even the way he talks is just a little bit.
Hi guys, it's Morgz here. This is my real voice. Oh
Yeah we already know you're a big man. No need to overdo it
And he's one of these channels that that includes
family friendly PG clean in all the in all the description at the very bottom
I, um,
Yeah I don't know if that's okay
Anyway, that's about it
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And also I've announced it a bit before but
If I have any Melbourne people watching, I'll be in Melbourne, at PAX in October
so you can meet me there
for like, the one percent of Australian people watching
But yeah, um, so I'll be at PAX then, that'll be that
It'll be good
Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed the video and as always, I'll see you in the next one!
Bye!
bye bye daddy slaz, thank you for enduring my terrible subtitles
nawt two late mah fren
translate: So guys, we did it.
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
250,000 subscribers and still growing
The fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed.