I didn't get that training equipment
because I got something else that's guaranteed
to get us into Z-Force.
Our very own team headquarters!
You spent all of our training equipment money
on a tree house?
Phoebe, tree houses are for kids.
It's a tree fort.
Like stealing candy from a baby.
Shhh...
[recording] Please, excuse Max from school today.
He is sick with a cold.
You didn't have a cold last week.
No, but I did record Dad saying the word "cold".
Also "sick", "school" and all those other words.
Then I just pieced them together in this app.
It's actually pretty easy. Check it out.
[recording] My name is Phoebe, I'm a doodie head.
[sighs] I don't know how I feel about this.
Oh, I think you do.
Wow, Max, you are a genius!
Thank you, Phoebe.
Please wait.
I shouldn't even be here.
You guys won thunderball fair and square, and...
we're totally being sore losers.
I'm not going to fall for that.
Don't believe me? Take my ball.
Whoa!
Any means necessary!
You're the worst. Get out!
Gladly. I'm taking these with me.
I did not super stretch the top half of my body to Metroburg
just so he could come in and steal my jams.
I got run over three times!
Hey, just ignore him and we'll paint his face
while he takes his afternoon nap.
Not this time, Phoebe.
Hey! Let go of these jams!
What is your problem?
My problem is the son of Evilman should be evil,
not buying delicious baked goods for goofy girls.
By the way, you're the goofy girl.
Unhand the jams, nerd!
Never!
Max, I mean it, let go!
[laughs]
Whoa!
Hey, what's with the old cottage cheese in a box?
Well, Nora wants a white Christmas,
so I'm getting her one.
Though it may be green and stinky by the time she opens it.
[evil laugh]
♪ And a partridge In a pear tree ♪
One day I'll be able to find that tree,
chop it down and make a partridge pear pie.
Max, you're such a scrooge.
Are you stealing money?
No...
I'm...
the Wish Fairy!
And I'm just collecting money to take it back to Wishville.
You got a wish?
Penny, huh? [chuckles]
A couple quarters and your wish goes on the fast track.
Thanks, Wish Fairy.
Hey...
the concert tickets.
- Uh, Phoebe! - Hey, what are you doing?
She wouldn't have won if it wasn't for you.
You should use those tickets to take that Cassandra girl
you think likes you.
She does like me!
Max, why'd you call me? Did you find the tickets?
No, I was just practicing how I'd yell your name
if I found the tickets, which I definitely did not.
You know me, Pheebs,
always trying to spice up someone's day.
[screaming]
Hot! Hot! Hot!
This chimichanga's stuffed with fire!
Jalapeño!
[coughing]
A hot sauce fountain?!
[crying]
Who would do such a thing?
What? Who put superglue on the hot sauce fountain?!
You again, girlfriend?
You got it.
Hello, my little munchkin.
I heard the Tooth Fairy
brought you a silver dollar last night.
Ka-ching!
Excellent. Now, watch as I place the money
behind your ear, and...
Poof! It's gone!
[laughing] Can you stay with us?
Well, of course I can.
I'm just not going to.
Hey!
Give Chloe her money back.
I'm just keeping it safe for her,
like your birthday money.
But we've got a bigger problem,
we've got to find the thief that stole our stuff.
You're looking at him.
You don't want Mom to bust you,
but, for you to get your furniture back,
you have to become my personal servants.
He's got us, Phoebe.
All right...
Well, hey, at least he's not making us wear weird outfits.
Hmm...
Oh, you have a run in your pantyhose.
I'm not wearing pantyhose.
Silence, servants.
Phoebe, you're my butler, so make my bed.
Chop chop! Move your butt...ler.
Dude, we got something for you.
Guys, you can't be buying me stuff.
Why not? You're our friend.
Besten friendsen!
Oh! No hugs.
And we're not besten friendsen, we're just a band.
Ouchen.
Just a band?
What are you talking about, man? We're all friends.
And you started the gift giving
when you made us these scrapbooks.
Give me those!
Max Thunderman doesn't have friends,
and now it doesn't have a band.
I'm out.
Time for the epic fail arena to buy me my island.
Uploading Phoebe's phone to my Chirper page...
Rubbing Phoebe's phone in my armpit...
And now I make my clean getaway.
So when you asked to help me,
I figured you were up to something, you know?
I'm listening.
But, I guess I was wrong.
You really do have my back, and it feels good.
Having it back feels great.
- You mean having my back? - Sure, sure.
All right...
When Bradford sees what we've done,
it is really going to wrinkle his khakis.
These are pleated slacks.
[chuckles] That's a killer Bradford impression.
You really nailed his inner sadness.
[whimpers]
Now I have inner sadness.
So are these pizzas for us?
No, my delivery guy is taking these
to the Sweep the Leg dojo.
They are made with cheese.
Yours are the ones made with "cheese".
Hey, Max, there's a bunch of kids from school that...
Why did you freeze Mrs. Wong?
Were you about to tell me there's kids from school
showing up you don't remember inviting?
- Yes? - That's why.
We don't need Wong knowing
I invited the whole school to our party.
But that wasn't a part of my presentation!
Yeah, well, I added a page.
Freeze Wong, invite entire school.
Wait, why is that stick figure yelling?
Oh, that's you when you heard my plan.
[sighs] That's a very accurate depiction!
I just made a few tweaks on this thing
and got my powers back.
The Orb? Put that down, it's dangerous!
Oh, only when it's in the wrong hands, Dad.
Like mine.
I love you very much.
Pretend you didn't hear that.
Hank, our powers are gone!
Hey, I can't laser.
And I'm not fast.
[grunting]
You know, I'd love to stay
and watch you be weak and helpless, but...
I've got a sister destroy.
Hey, what did I do?
Not you, Phoebe.
Now, to make sure none of you can follow me...
Max, if you go down this path, you are no longer our son.
Exactly.
I'm a supervillain now.