Ladies and gentlemen, cows and calves!
Welcome to the Micro Mooery’s Annual Milkshake Suck Down!
[cheering]
- You all know the rules. - I don’t.
Well, since one of the rules is that everyone must know the rules.
Here they are.
The first person to finish their milkshake wins.
But if you get off your stool for any reason you're disqualified.
Can we start now?
Sorry, I got a text while you were talking.
Can you start over?
Great question and no.
Three, two, one!
Suck!
You got this, Lex. We’re all behind you.
Ow! Brain freeze!
Lex, no!
You’re out!
But, I don’t understand.
How can I have brain freeze after your intense training?
Confession time.
I never made my machine give you brain freeze.
I couldn't stand to see you in pain.
But I drank all of those cold milkshakes.
More confession time. I actually gave you brain warm.
Which was like I was giving your brain a hug, which I offer to you now.
Fine, but just hug my head.
How's it going, buddy?
I know what you're doing. You're trying to act all casual to intimidate me.
Classic tortoise and hare.
Well, here's how that story ends.
I eat ‘em both!
Mmm. Ahh, brain freeze!
You’re out!
No fair!
We are down to the last three competitors,
two of whom I am rooting for, but I won’t say which.
I think Munchy’s gonna win.
Go Munch… ow, my head still hurts.
Munchy you’re almost there, now finish him!
[whimpering]
Jaget, are you crying?
To you, this is some random competition.
But to me, this is all I got.
I got nothing and nobody, except my belt.
There is no Hans.
I made him up.
I want you to win this big, bro.
[gasping]
Munchy, no! Ow!
What are you doing? You were finally about to beat your brother.
You gave up just so I could win?
Yeah.
I love you, man.
Munchy, my brother, I want you to know that is so… stupid!
What?
All I had to do was make up some poor sob story,
and now you kids are going to be suckin' on a muck shake.
You made it all up?
Sure did, little brother. It was fun.
Not cool, Jaget.
Not cool at all.
So, your pen pal, Hans, is real?
Why don't you ask him yourself?
He came all the way from Norway.
You’re super duper, Jaget!
Looks like Jaget's gonna win again.
Presley wants us to distract Jaget so she can win the competition.
You got that, from her doing this?
We've been besties a long time.
How is she not getting brain freeze?
She's getting it.
She's getting it bad.
She's fighting through it for us.
Classic Tortoise and Hare, Stump approves.
Now, I’m gonna finish this and reclaim my belt.
Enjoy the muck shake, losers.
On it.
Man, it feels good to be a part of a team.
Wait. Jaget, before you win the competition,
can you tell everyone here how you got so awesome?
Why I should probably win the competition first.
But since I can't lose,
I'm happy to educate everybody in the ways I'm awesome.
Way number one!
I don't let birds push me around.
Way number two!
Way number 19!
I never let different foods touch when they’re on my plate.
Way number 20!
- I’m done! - We have a winner!
What?
Thanks for taking so long to list all the ways you're awesome, Jaget!
No! You tricked me!
I would never do that to anybody!
Jaget out!
Not so fast! I'm gonna need that belt.
Woo!
And the winner of this year's Suck Down is...
Presley!
You much have the worst case of brain freeze of all time.
No, it’s not too…
Her brain just needs a little time to thaw.