All right, we had a, uh...
some, uh, questions from the crowd,
uh, from the audience.
We're calling this part of the show "Q and A."
-MILLER: Beautiful. -Um, actually...
-What does that stand for? -Uh, I'll start with the, uh...
I'll start with one.
Who... crushed the hardest on "Update"?
-A-As a guest? -SPADE: Yeah.
-Carvey? Yeah. -Carvey.
-I mean, I... -What about Sandler?
-SPADE: Sandler? -Well, yeah.
-But I-I didn't do him as much. -SPADE: Oh, that's right.
Didn't he do Op... Didn't he introduce Opera Man?
-Opera Man was there, yeah. -Yeah.
-A lot of stuff. Cajun Man. -Cajun Man.
There're just some guys who are stone killers.
-SPADE: Yeah. -You know, you'd look at Carvey or Sandler
-before they want on... -"Stone" or "stoned"?
Some pe... Just... No, not stoned, but just...
Some guys, you just knew they weren't going down.
-SPADE: Yeah. -You know, Carvey used to come up
with that old man character that I always say...
I... You know, before we'd go on,
I'd go, "This is such weak shit.
-I can't..." -(laughter)
And he's there, "Watch me destroy.
"They won't even know who the (bleep) you are
-on the other side of this." -Yeah. Yes.
And he'd just kill it. And then, you know, as he'd lean...
As you'd leave, he'd lean in and go, "(bleep) you."
(laughter)
You have, uh... Oh, Farley was on, too, with you more.
Yeah, Farley came on with me.
The one... Uh, one of the times I remember he was on,
uh, he had a harness hooked up to him, a cable.
-He was supposed to swing over the audience. -SPADE: Oh, yeah.
-Was it this guy? -MILLER: Yeah.
-NEALON: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Quotes guy? Yeah, yeah.
-Quotes guy. -And the harness... the cable...
Remember that? Talk about weak shit.
That was, like, the wispiest premise,
-and he (bleep) killed it. -NEALON: No, his fingers...
That always works. Finger comedy's good.
SPADE: Oh, yeah.
Uh, so, they pick him up on the cable,
-and I think it was during a live show. -SPADE: So funny.
And he swung back against the backdrop
-of, uh, "Weekend Update." -SPADE: Yeah.
And the ca... The harness got hooked
-on one of the "Update" members. -SPADE: Yeah, I remember.
-He couldn't get off. -Was that at dress or air?
-I don't remember. -'Cause I remember that happening.
What sort of crane were they lifting...?
-It was a big crane. A big crane. -Oh, Jesus.
-The one they rebuilt 9/11... -'Cause he wasn't exactly
-a wind chime up there. -SPADE: Yeah.
"He wasn't exactly a wind chime"?
He was going... I remember he got stuck up there,
in a jam, and he goes, "I have a weight problem.
"I... (bleep), I have a salt imbalance."
-Yeah, Farley. -(applause)
-Oh, my God. -So funny.
Did you ever work with Farley?
(laughter)
Uh, what...
What... Okay, here, someone says,
"Anybody remember their favorite 'Weekend Update' jokes?"
-Uh, it's probably... -Norm! -I-I do.
-Norm! -I remember, uh, Dennis Miller had a joke about, um...
He said, uh,
The Sun Also Rises is going to be turned into a movie,
but Hemingway probably wouldn't, uh, have, uh, liked it.
It's called, uh, Ernest Goes to Spain.
(laughter)
What about-- I see O.J.'s in the news again this week.
-What about Norm's series of O.J. jokes? -Yeah.
I have to tell you, the true spirit of that Weekend Update
is an outlaw, uh, sort of, mentality.
And they told Norm, the guys who sign the checks,
as high up as you can go at NBC,
"Do not do any more O.J. jokes.
-He's my friend." -Yeah.
Norm comes out the next week,
-completely blottos O.J. -Yeah.
So I have to give you credit for that, Norm.
(cheering and applause)
But is that why you left the show?
No, I must say, I-I-- Now, in this cancel culture
and everything, I have to say,
I no longer take that position with O.J. Simpson.
He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.
I accept that.
I see him as the greatest rusher in the h--
That's all he's guilty of, to me,
is the greatest rusher in the history of the NFL.
-Yeah. -Maybe I was the greatest rusher to judgment.
(laughter)
All that for that?
-(laughing) -(clapping)
But how do you feel about him stealing back his memorabilia?
-That's bad. That's low. -Yeah. -Yeah.
We had a video of him. Do we have that video?
They can show it. He's on Twitter now.
Lamar Jackson, you're incredible.
I mean, four games ago, you already got 1,000 yards.
But, 49ers, you have got nothing to be ashamed of.
Yeah, O.J.!
What, was he taking a break from looking for the real killer?
-He's taking five? -I do-- I'll tell you, man,
first of all, he just got into the, uh,
All-Defensive, uh, Hall of Fame. I don't know.
-Oh, the top 100... -All-Offense. -Top ten.
-Oh, good for him. -And, uh-- Yeah. He's fantastic.
He's-he's, uh, paid his debt to society,
and I think he's a hell of a guy.
Oh, I didn't know you new-- his new PR guy.
There's Norm. If you tell him to do an O.J. joke,
-he won't do that either. -Yeah.