Hi. My doctor called in a prescription?
Uh, yes. You're not Greg.
I'm sorta Greg. We're both over 50 years old, both used to own a Pontiac Aztec. We both
have a lot of experience with drugs. Sorry. Pharmaceuticals. So, say my name.
Sorta Greg. Esurance helps make sure you only pay for
what's right for you, not someone sorta like you. Esurance. Backed by Allstate.
Are we weirdos? Can we be obsessive? Fanatical? Extreme? Okay, maybe just a little. But maybe
you have to be crazy to want to spend every day beaten and muddy and sore. And for what?
Why do we do it? We're not out here flipping tires to be better tire-flippers. We're doing
it to be better, period. Better leaders. Better parents. Better, stronger, more determined
humans capable of anything. To honor our bodies and sharpens our minds. To be more human.
911 Operator 911. Where's the emergency? 127 Bloomer.
Okay, what's going on there? I'd like to order a pizza for delivery.
Ma'am, you've reached 911. This is an emergency line.
Um, a large with half pepperoni, half mushroom? Um, you know you've called 911. This is an
emergency line. Do you know how long it'll be?
Ma'am, is everything okay over there? Do you have an emergency or not?
Yes. And you're unable to talk because...
Right. right. Is there someone in the room with you? Just
say yes or no. Yes.
Okay, it looks like I have an officer about a mile from your location. Are there any weapons
in your house? No. Can you stay on the phone with me?
No. See you soon. Thank you.
Hi, welcome to McDonald's, how can we help you?
Two hash browns and a small coffee. You know what, for your payment today, do
you have a cell phone with you? Yeah.
Dial up your mom, tell her you love her. Excuse me?
Hey Mom, just wanted to let you know that I love you.
Te quiero mucho. How bout you just tell me how much it is?
That is how much it is! Boom! Your payment today will be telling me what
you love about your son. I love his compassion for other people.
And your total says that she has to dance right now. No!
That strawberry sundae's waiting on you.
For the strawberry sundae. He paid with love and that's all we need.
Your total is one big family hug.
There is a hurricane in Nebraska.
Absolute chaos! We've got blizzards in Africa. We got tsunamis in Paris and...
Gosh darn it. With over 100% more battery power, mophie.
Hey. Wanna get baked? And glazed, iced, fried?
How much you want? And eighth? Quarter? Half? Come on, I got poppers, fizzes, whippers,
whizbangs, whatever you want. Coming down is going to be rough. You're going to need
an upper. Go ahead. Treat yourself. It's a special occasion. Just have a taste. Cooked
it up special for you. I know you love it. Guess what, if you buy more, I'll cut you
a deal. It's a social thing. Just want you to have a good time. No one's telling you
what to do. You're in control. You can stop whenever you want. Well, sorta. I mean, you
gotta eat, right?
Marsha, what happened? Peter hit me on the nose with a football.
I can't go to the dance like this. Well, I'm sure it was an accident sweetheart.
An eye for an eye. That's what dad always says.
I never said that honey. Shut up! Gotta teach Peter a lesson.
Marsha, eat a Snickers. Why?
You get a little hostile when you're hungry. Better?
Better! Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Jan, this isn't about you. It never is!
Okay folks, she's a little shy so give her a hand when she comes out.
Eyes on me. Good. We have a new attraction. Think it'll scare
the kids? This will give the parents nightmares.
He just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea.
It's killing for sport.
You got 20,000 people with nowhere to go.
We're going after it with everything we got. We're safe in here right?