Back from more sexual escapades? Got things to share?
Not that I'd ever pry
Oh, drink your dinner
What?
How can anyone be so pathetic?
Yes, to you I seem pathetic, but I'm a working girl, gotta pay the rent. Maybe if you were chipping instead of stepping out
[Message machine] "Selina, dear, it's your mother, just call to say hello..."
Yeah, right, but...
"...but i'm disappointed that you're not coming home for Christmas..."
"...working's got you languishing in Gotham City as some lowly secretary"
Lowly assistant!
[Message machine] "Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned? I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person and not an appendage"
Some appendage?
Ugh
Well, party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine
Guess I should have let him win that last racquetball game
[Message machine] "Hello, Selina Kyle. We're calling to tell you about exciting new Gotham Lady perfume
It makes women feel like women and the men have no complaints either
Hey, Selina, this is yourself calling
To remind you, honey, that you have to come all the way back to the office. And that you remember to bring home the Bruce Wayne file, because the meeting's on Wednesday...
Working late?
Um, I'm, I'm just boning up for your, uh, Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning
I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant and, um, the...
Mr., Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment. And, uh, I even opened the protected files and...
How industrious...
How did you open protected files?
may I ask?
Um. Well, um...
I figured your password was Geraldo, your chihuahua, and it was...
Hmm
Um. This is all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side
Um, I mean, about how the power plant is a power plant in name only, and in fact it's gonna be a giant, um...
a giant, uh...
ca-...capacitor
Uh and that, uh, instead of generating power it'll sort of be sucking power from...
um, Gotham City
in storing it...
stockpiling it...which is a very, um, novel approach, I'd say.
And who would you say this to?
Um
nobody
What did curiosity do to the cat?
I'm no cat. I'm just an assistant
a secretary...
And a very good one
Too good?
Hmm...
Listen, it's our secret, honest!
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
This power plant
is my legacy. It's what I leave behind for Chip
Nothing must prevent that
Okay
Go ahead
Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean, it's not like you can just kill me!
Actually, it's a lot like that
Huh?
Oh, haha
Huh?
Oh, hahaha, yes
You know, for a second you really frightened me...
Oh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Really...?