- Hey, do I call it two thousand and ten or twenty ten? I just--
- SHUT UP!
- Hey guys, so 2009 is coming to an end.
- Yeah, and a lots happened this year.
So we'd like to take this time to look back at a few moments of 2009.
- So are you gonna show the... - Oh.
- ...clips, or... - Yeah, silly me.
Oh, my god! Bats!
(screaming)
- How do you like those sweet moves? I just walked on water.
- A boomerang. - Okay.
- Oh, my God.
What happened to you? - What?
- Were we supposed to do something important today?
- I don't know, let me check my BlackBerry.
Hey, Barry! What are we supposed to do today?
- You're supposed to sign the declaration of independence.
- Ozzy Osbourne.
(speaking unintelligibly)
- Includes a fake emergency landing of Santa's sleigh on your roof.
- Oh, boy, Santa just crash-landed on our roof.
- You don't [bleep]
with my best friend!!!
(shoots, high-pitched screaming)
Aaaah!
My arm!
WHYYY?!!
(music playing, crowd cheering)
- (German accent) Oh yeah.
Chop that wood real good. Yeah, make that hardwood
split in two.
- Carlos Mencia. "Hey, I'm Mexican. Isn't that funny? You-- yeah?"
- Try to catch me. - Get back here, Voldemort!
Oh!
Oh, my English tea bags.
(metal music)
- Go [bleep] yourselves.
- Robert De Niro.
- You'll receive this limited-edition Stephen Hawking talking picture frame with Stephen Hawking's real voice.
- (electronic voice) Hey, wanna see me pop a wheelie...
bitches? - Vampire?
- I'll blow his head.
- What? - It's a small creek.
I can make it.
(grunts in slow-motion)
(groans) D'oh, dagnabbit!
Ah, screw this!!
(dogs barking)
- Now I look like I'm Amish.
Amish Billy Mays.
- Sometimes I put on a wig and, uh,
reenact Beyonce music videos...
in my room.
Usually when you're sleeping so you don't hear me.
- Turd mouth. - Fart knockers.
- Cheese farts. - Douchenozzle.
- Coccyx. - Chode knocker!
- Dick magnet. - Butt-head.
- Dick. - Gringo.
- What about a pig?
- (singing) The little vase is not my lover.
Is... oh, sh--
oh, [bleep].
- I'm Mike Tyson. "I'ma bit your ear off, man. I'm gonna punch you in the face."
- My son is such an idiot.
- (rapping) Oh [bleep]
Shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy
Stop, woah, back it up, now
let me see your hips SWING
- You must do it, or I'll kill your famiry! Your famiry!
- (whimpering) No.
- How about this?
- Maybe.
- It doesn't hurt that bad. Watch. I'll shoot myself.
WAHHHHH!!!!
- Wow, 2009 was a crazy year.
- Yeah, I wonder what our videos in 2010 will look like.
- Huh. - (whispering voice) Future.
- (Ian crying)
No!
- TV off. What's wrong, man?
- My freaking flying car broke down again!
(mutters loudly) - (whispering voice) Future.
- Man, don't you just love this new clothing style in the future?
- Yeah.
Post what we're wearing online.
- Okay. Computer log in to twitter.com/smosh.
Take picture. (camera click)
- (whispering voice) Future.
- (Auto-Tuned voice) Hey, Ian, would you like some chicken strips?
- (Auto-Tuned) Why are we talking like this?
- Because everyone talks in Auto-Tune in the future.
- (whispering voice) Present.
- I'd say that's pretty accurate.
- Yeah, so we're starting 2010 off with a video next week on January 8. Of course,
we're not gonna give away any hints about--
- It's called "Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig."
- Yeah, so leave a comment down below letting us know what your favorite moments of 2009 were, and let us know what you'd like to
see from us in 2010.
- Oh, and go to smosh.com to view the worst of 2009 video.
There's some pretty hilariously bad stuff there, so...
Go check it out. - But leave us a comment first.
- (both) Then go check it out.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And then send us a million dollars if you feel like. - Yeah.
We can do check, check or cash.
- Yeah, the first two things are important.
The million dollars is an option. - Yeah.