Alright, this is a sex mobile.
Ohhh.
Oh.
Oh, here she is.
Hey-yo. Okay this, this is cool.
Nope.
This is the dependable women.
What about if like, like if I'm like wearing such a cute outfit and then I have to get out of this?
Oh, no. No.
Poor guy.
What trip are we taking first?
They don't quit, okay?
If a girl drove this car I knew that she would be in it for the long haul.
No matter what I did, she'd find a way to repair herself, and me.
And still make it to Tahoe.
Everyone I've ever had a crush on, had this car. A lot of times in teal.
Maybe they live in it. -Mhmm. I would live in this thing.
I'd love to date a mom, that would be ideal.
We're going to start a family in here, and we're going to keep it safe in here.
Ohh, we have gotten out of the friend zone. Yeah.
I mean, you can only fit one chick in there.
I don't know what this is.
Bond girl. [Screams]
Nope. No.
This looks like E.T.
The kind of person that would never-ever talk to me.
Batmobile. It's a distinctly bat mobile vibe-aesthetic.
I hate this guy.
I'm more attracted to this car, than I would be to anyone driving it.
You could fit two chicks in there if they were both driving to your place though.
Yeah, yeah that is true.
I think Batman's a really - kind of a dick - he's kind of a dick.
Am I really going to drive this car to the Ralph's parking lot, like am I going to the
grocery store with this car?
Car is closest to a man thong. Um, but like a European man who's got like the body to wear it, you know?
Now this is my kind of car right here.
That's my lady.
You've got your priorities straight.
I love Prius's, but this is like a new version and it looks evil.
It's a Toyota, good for you.
Boring probably. Really boring.
She's gotta do some really special catch my attention, if she's driving this, okay?
I got a chance with this girl for sure.
Tons of miles on that thing. You know, takes a licking, keeps on ticking, right?
Just give me a little Bacardi in that cupholder or something, you know?
Oh, that's a long term relash right there. This car is marriage material.
That is marriage material.
Oh man. I love, I love this car.
It's kind of like "Great Gatsby", vintagy.
This is like a classic James Bond, you know, let me take you out on a cornfield.
Yeah, that's the classic trope of James Bond, 'let me take you out on a cornfield'.
Well it looks like it's in a field.
Classic farming vehicle.
What, why are you in a field with this?
She might need help, because she's stuck in a field.
She'd probably wear jean shorts all the time.
Throw down the John Deere, John Deere keys, and pick up this bad boy.
Um, he drives like the Range during the week to work.
I need a man that knows how handle antiques.
Drive fast cars, date fast women kind of situation.
This is a man who's definitely getting laid on the regular.
I like this cool dude.
I would definitely date a girl that drove that car.
If someone rolled up in this, I'd be like second date for sure.
This is where he takes them for the one night.
It's got a big beak, long nose. I like that.
Oh, is this the Juke? Am I looking at a Juke now?
This is a friends zone car.
Yeah, this is a friends zone car for sure.
With a couple of red side-view mirrors.
Red side mirrors. That is an odd choice.
That's pretty cool, I think it's cool.
Those are fun, right?
Got the girls lining up, they love the accents on the mirrors.
I like his little red side mirrors though.
A red mirror.
A red Tron thing going on.
Why wasn't silver good enough?
Looks like, if cars could stand in line at a club.
Have you heard of the concept of peacocking?
See this to me looks a little bit like a guy, who's like, he's going to the club.
I mean you chose an SUV, but you only wanted two doors? Yeah!
Oh, you know what? I think I'm going this one. Yeah, are you going to take that one?
This car. Oh are we going? What are we doing?
If it were up to me this car would get butt, this car would get you my butt.
It's one of these two.
That's a good choice. That's a great choice, I would be happy with either.
This car will get you butt!
If you pull up to pick me up for a date in this car, it will get you my butt.
It's not about the car the person drives; it's about the person driving the car.
Unless it's that car. Unless it's this car, okay fine, uh perfect.
You know what? It doesn't matter what kind of car you drive, what jacket you wear, or
you know what kind of movies you rent.
At the end of the day, cars are really stupid.
All is good, alls good in love and cars.
You know what I always say, Lou? It's not about what you're driving,
it's about where you're going.
Hip-hop is being played pretty frequently in this one.