cool
You've got a lot of nerve comming back here, after what you've pulled.
I didn't kill my wife. It was a green man named Greedo.
He has four ears. You find that Greedo
*deep voice* Hohohoho, umpa ra funkina thoro.
Olaa aaaahahahahahahah.
You may fire when ready.
I'm not ready.
Then you're fired for not being ready. Report to human recources where they'll give you an exit interview and choke you
The Force surrounds us, it penetrate us, it bindes the galaxy together, like galactic grazy glue.
I tought The Force was that show where the people sing and celebrities judge to determine if they win or not. That's what I told Anakin. No?
That's the voice, The Force is made from midichloriums which are microscopic life form that resides in all living cells.
I have particular set of skills, skills that I have acquired over a very long career. Skills like: Microsoft Word, Powerpoint, Photoshop and archery.
Are you two punks just going to talk all day or buy a magazine, I mean come on! This isn't the library, also close the door I'm takin' a crap!
It's a crap, take evasive action.
Robort! Can you point me in the direction of the bathroom
Thank you, I can always count on you to point me to the right direction, robot.
The Emperor is comming here, we should down all efforts.
I hope so cammander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
Um, realy b-because c-choke people at work. That's actualy why we all wear these collars now.
Trust me, you wrinkly old prick.
But I was going to Tashi station to pick some power converters.
You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.
Now I need you to milk the blue cow, crop dust the dust crops, pick up the beta-shit in the yard and jerk off the protocole droids.
Uhhh, why are we even farming in the desert?
Blue-milk.
why?
I don't know.
Does my red and black make-up job look good and scary?
It looks prefect. Hah, perfectly evil, I'll be waiting in the car.
Which car?
My evil 92 Nissan Maxima. It's paid off and it gets great gas milage. *evil laugh*
*chewbacca noises*
*lightsaber noises*
They wanna wanga, let's give them a wanga.
hekiera mahura mahara hakuna matata ara ara he he he
*indistinctive noises*
So non of us can do a sand person, but it turns out that our sound guy, Jacob, can.
*sand guy noises*
Hey, I'd like to try Yoda
No! Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
You got little Miss. Piggy in there.
Miss. Piggy I was not.
Ahh, Piggy
He doesn't like you.
Sorry.
I don't like you either.
We are going to unfriend you on spacebook.
I'll be careful.
You'll be friendless
I don't like sand, it's course and rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.
My got you're such a panzy.
misa yusa misa wacha misa ruin your childhood *some noises* ahahaha
You may fire when ready.
Ahh misa
It's a wrap, everybody go home
Hey everybody, thanks so much for watching we have to thank our good friend Ross Markone for being in our video. You did a great job.
Thank you very much.
He is one the impression guys on Soul Pancake YouTube channel so go over there to check them out
Or if you want to check link below you can see some of my personal videos.
Hey did Brad Pitt have a good time today?
Oh man, see, Brad Pitt always have a good time with Barely Political. I love you guys. You should subsribe immidietly, right, yes.
And what does Matthew McConaughey think about Star Wars.
Um, Matthew McConaughey thinks that Star Wars is exactly where it needs to be, see, in ten years
it's tecnology is exactly where it needs to be, 'cus time is a flat circle, then they are gonna make new frangise
it's gonna be made by J.J. Abrams predecessor and then they gonna make sequels it's gonna be a whole
thing and thy will be doing it over and overagain, you understand, so Han and then Leya and all those casts gonna be together
Chewy is gonna be there too, it is gonna be this thing which is going and going, over and over again
man that's the way we do things now, we keep rebooting and rebooting and that's great, I love it, Star Wars, it's a fantastic, fantastic show. Oh and I, oh ya'll turned of the lights. I'm gonna go now.
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