- YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD NOT HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
- MM-HMM.
- AND YET, NOW YOU HAVE MORE IN COMMON
BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO--
YOU'RE INTRODUCING HIM TO NEW THINGS THAT
HE WOULD NOT HAVE EXPERIENCED, SUCH AS A STRIP CLUB.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
OH, YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BLACK WORLD.
both: YEAH.
- THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT. THE URBAN SIDE.
- I WENT TO WHAT YOU CALL A BLACK STRIP CLUB.
- YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YOU DID.
- THAT WAS A-- IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
- HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?
I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE.
- OH, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE, ELLEN.
[laughter] THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
- THE DIFFERENCE FOR ME IS THAT I LOOKED LIKE CASPER
WAS INVADING--WAS INVADING THE MIDNIGHT OIL.
- ONE OF THE-- HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE, OKAY?
IN THESE TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS--
AND I HATE TO SEGREGATE THE WORLDS, BUT IT'S TRUE,
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, YOU KNOW?
WHEN YOU GO TO A PREDOMINANTLY WHITE STRIP CLUB,
IT'S MORE MODELING AND POSING AND THESE ODD MOMENTS.
AND THEIR HAIR IS FLUNG, AND THERE'S LIKE--
IT'S JUST STARING AT YOU.
IT'S A LITTLE ODD TO ME. I DON'T LIKE THE EYE CONTACT.
BUT WHEN YOU GO IN THE URBAN WORLD,
THERE'S WHAT WE CALL BOOTY POPPIN' AND TRICKS.
[cheers and applause]
SO WHAT I DID WAS, I WANTED MY FRIEND--
THIS IS NOW MY FRIEND.
I SAID, "JOSH, YOU NEED THIS EXPERIENCE,
JUST TO SAY YOU HAVE ONE."
SO I GOT 1,000 ONES.
I GOT 1,000 ONES, AND I GAVE THEM TO JOSH,
AND I SAID, "YOU HAVE TO SHOW APPRECIATION
BY THROWING THIS MONEY."
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
YOU TOLD ME TO DO THIS THING.
[laughter] - DON'T--OKAY.
- HE TOLD ME TO DO THIS THING. - THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW--
- LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT-- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THING?
- IT DOESN'T MATTER. - MAKING IT RAIN.
[laughter] - I CALL IT--
YEAH, I CALL IT LOSING HARD CASH.
AND SO--I'M A JEW.
I ASKED KEVIN IF I COULD KEEP THE MONEY
TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH SCHOOL.
- HE TRIED TO KEEP IT. - AND HE SAID NO.
- HE TRIED TO KEEP IT. - HE SAID NO.
- HE TRIED TO KEEP IT.
- HE SAID, "YOU DON'T POCKET THAT MONEY.
YOU THROW IT LIKE THIS."
BUT I HAVE FAT HANDS, SO I--
THE MONEY ALL WENT FLYING IN, LIKE--
- YOU HURT-- YOU HURT A GIRL.
- $1,000-- - HE HURT A GIRL.
HE HURT A GIRL UP CLOSE.
I SAID, "JOSH, YOU JUST GO ONE BY ONE LIKE THIS,"
AND JOSH, BECAUSE OF HIS PUDGY HANDS,
HE DID ONE SWOOP.
THE GIRL--ALL YOU HEARD WAS, "NO, MY EYE."
[laughter]
I APOLOGIZED. "NO, BABY, I'M SORRY.
HE'S NOT-- HE'S NEW."
SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?"
HE WAS LIKE, "I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU I DID.
IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT." - WAIT.
I LOVE IT--HOW THIS STORY IS MORE APPROPRIATE
THAN ME DOING THE [indistinct].
[laughter]
- HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO STEAL THE MONEY THOUGH.
HE TRIED TO WALK OUT THE CLUB WITH THE MONEY.
- I WAS GONNA INVEST IT IN AN IRA.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH--
[laughter]
- OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. WHAT A GREAT EXPERIENCE.
AND I--I MEAN, THEY MUST HAVE BEEN THRILLED
TO SEE YOU TWO THERE.
- NO, THEY-- - THEY HAD NO CLUE WHO I WAS.
- NO, THEY DIDN'T. THEY DEFINITELY DIDN'T.
A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT JOSH WAS THERE TO AUDIT THE PLACE.
[laughter]
- OH, I'M SORRY, KEVIN. I'M SORRY.
SOME OF US-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
[applause] NO, DON'T SUPPORT THAT.
DON'T SUPPORT THAT.
SOME OF US CAN'T DRESS AS 1980s VIDEO GAMES, KEVIN.
[laughter]
- JOSH SHOWED UP TO THE STRIP CLUB
WITH A BUTTON-UP SHIRT--
- LOOK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A CLASSY JOINT.
- AND HE HAD A TIE.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING DINNER FIRST.
- HE HAD A BUTTON-UP SHIRT AND A TIE
AND, LIKE, SOME JEANS WITH SOME SHOES.
I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU--
"WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER?
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
[laughter]
HE WAS LIKE, "I'M READY"--
[both laughing]
HE KEPT--HE KEPT--
IT WAS LIKE--IT WAS LIKE HE CALLED SOMEBODY
BEFORE HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS,
AND THEY TOLD HIM WHAT TO DO, 'CAUSE HE KEPT--
HE WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST READY FOR A GOOD TIME TONIGHT."
I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?"
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE,
BUT IT'S LIKE, WHEN HE WALKED IN THE PLACE--
IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE, LIKE--
HE WAS TRYING TO ACT COMFORTABLE,
BUT IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, I COULD TELL
IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY."
HE DIDN'T TRY TO GO THERE
AND BE THE BLACK GUY IN THE BLACK PLACE
AND DO A BUNCH OF THIS STUFF.
- I ACTUALLY--I DID. - NO, YOU DID THIS ONCE.
YOU DID THIS-- HE DID THIS ONE TIME.
YOU DID DO THIS.
YEAH, HE WAS LIKE-- HE WAS LIKE--
- I DID--I DID ONE OF THESE.
I DID A LITTLE-- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?
TWERKING? - NO, DON'T DO THAT.
YEAH, YEAH, HE DID THAT.
[laughter] HE DID. HE DID.
HE DID TWERK. - I DID SOME OF THAT.
- HE DID TWERK. HE DEFINITELY DID TWERK.
- TURNS OUT THEY PAY PEOPLE TO DO THAT AT THIS PLACE.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO. - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
OH, MY GOD. Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS.
UH-OH.
DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?
HOLD ON.
[static hisses]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, SOPHIA GRACE?
EXPRESS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT.
- PINK! - GOOD GIRL.
GOOD GIRL.
[cheers and applause]
- [laughing]
- SHE'S THINKING IN COLOR. - [laughs]