- BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER OR ANYTHING GROSS HAPPENS,
I WANT TO THANK HUGGIES
FOR SPONSORING OUR MOTHER'S DAY SHOW.
I KNOW Y'ALL ARE GONNA NEED A LOT OF DIAPERS,
AND THE NEWEST HUGGIES ARE DESIGNED
TO HUG BABIES JUST LIKE THEIR PARENTS DO.
LITTLE SNUGGLERS PROVIDE UNBEATABLE SKIN CARE
FOR NEWBORNS,
AND LITTLE MOVERS KEEP BABIES COMFORTABLE
WHILE THEY MOVE AROUND AND PLAY.
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU ALL THIS?
BECAUSE TODAY YOU'RE ALL GETTING A SIX MONTH SUPPLY.
[cheers and applause]
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE SLEEP NUMBER BED.
IT MONITORS YOUR SLEEP PATTERNS
WITH SOMETHING CALLED SLEEP IQ.
IT WORKS WITH DUAL AIR TECHNOLOGY,
AND IT SENDS THE INFORMATION TO YOUR PHONE.
I'M NO SCIENTIST, SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS,
BUT I DO KNOW THAT IT HELPS YOU FIND THE SLEEP NUMBER
THAT GIVES YOU THE BEST SLEEP,
AND THERE'S NOTHING TO WEAR OR TURN ON.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SLEEP.
SO, ANYWAY, Y'ALL SHOULD GO BUY ONE,
BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD.
OH, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL ONE. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY.
[cheers and applause]
OKAY, HERE'S HOW THIS GAME WORKS.
THERE ARE PRIZES IN EACH OF THESE BOXES
AND SOMETHING BACK THERE,
AND I'M GONNA REVEAL ONE PRIZE AT A TIME,
AND I'M GONNA ASK YOU FOR A SPECIFIC ITEM.
AND IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY,
ONE OF YOU HAS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR,
AND THEN THE PERSON-- THAT PERSON,
IF YOU HAVE WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR,
YOU GET $100,
AND THEN EVERYBODY GETS THE PRIZE
THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
SO HAVE YOUR PURSES HANDY.
BEFORE THE BREAK,
WE GAVE AWAY A FANTASTIC BED,
BUT YOUR BABY'S ALSO GONNA NEED SOMETHING TO SLEEP IN.
HOW ABOUT THESE CONVERSION CRIBS
FROM BONAVITA AND SERTA PERFECT MATTRESS?
IT GROWS...
[cheers and applause]
I KNOW.
IT ACTUALLY GROWS WITH YOUR BABY
FROM A CRIB TO A FULL SIZE BED.
AND OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME BEAUTIFUL BEDDING
TO GO WITH YOUR NEW CRIB.
CAROUSEL DESIGNS LET'S YOU CREATE
YOUR OWN CUSTOM NURSERY ONLINE
WITH OVER 400 FABRICS AND 100 DIFFERENT DESIGNS,
AND IT'S MADE IN AMERICA.
NOW, IF SOMEONE CAN GIVE ME SOMETHING FROM A HOTEL,
JUST A--ANY--
OKAY, YOU RAISED YOUR HAND FIRST.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT DID YOU STEAL?
YOU RAISED YOUR HAND FIRST.
YOU GET $100.
GIVE HER $100.
[cheers and applause]
AND EVERYBODY IS GONNA GO HOME WITH THE CRIB AND THE BEDDING.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
[cheers and applause]
GOOD GAME.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP A CLOSE EYE
ON YOUR BABY WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING,
AND THIS SUMMER, INFANT BABY MONITOR
LET'S YOU WATCH YOUR BABY
FROM VIRTUALLY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
[cheers and applause]
NOT ONLY...
NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE A HANDHELD UNIT,
BUT IT LETS YOU PAN, SCAN, AND ZOOM.
AND IT'S THE ONLY MONITOR THAT YOU CAN HOOK UP
ON THE INTERNET,
AND YOU CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BABY,
EVEN YOUR PET AND WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M MOVING IT AROUND.
ANYWAY, NOW, DOES ANYBODY HERE
HAVE DENTAL FLOSS OR A TOOTHBRUSH?
YOU HAVE DENTAL FLOSS?
ALL RIGHT.
LET ME SEE IT.
ALL RIGHT, DENTAL FLOSS. SHE GETS $100.
[cheers and applause]
AND EVERYBODY IS GOING HOME WITH THIS.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA BE LOOKING ON THIS SIDE
TO SEE IF Y'ALL ARE AS QUICK.
EVERYBODY ON THIS SIDE IS--
ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOUR BABY'S NOT SLEEPING,
CHANCES ARE IT'S EATING, SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED FOOD.
BEECH NUT MAKES 100% NATURAL FOOD FOR BABIES
WITHOUT ANY EXCESS WATER OR PRESERVATIVES.
AND OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOWS BABIES ARE MESSY EATERS,
SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEPLACE TO FEED THEM
THAT'S CONVENIENT AND EASY TO CLEAN.
THE MIMA MOON IS A BABY LOUNGER AND A HIGH CHAIR,
AS WELL AS A TODDLER SEAT,
AND IT CAN HOLD UP TO 99 POUNDS, WHICH IS A BIG BABY.
LOOK AT THAT.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
HOLD ON.
OH.
WAIT.
[cheers and applause]
YOU HAVEN'T WON IT.
YOU HAVE NOT WON IT YET. HOLD ON.
ANYBODY HAVE A PIECE OF FRUIT?
A BANANA, AN ORANGE?
YOU HAVE--RIGHT THERE.
WAIT, SHE RAISED IT RIGHT THERE,
BEHIND YOU, MARY.
SHE RAISED HER HAND FIRST.
ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, SHE LITERALLY HAD IT IN HER HAND
LIKE I WAS GONNA SAY A PIECE OF FRUIT.
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE GETTING $100.
YOU'RE ALL GETTING A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF BEECH NUT BABY FOOD AND A MINA MOON HIGH CHAIR.
THERE ARE THESE NECKLACES.
- [gasps]
- AND THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL NECKLACES, RIGHT?
AND THEY'RE MAYA BRENNER.
AND THEY'RE ALL-- THE HAVE A LETTER,
EACH OF EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET.
AND SO I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU ONE
BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THE "A"
WOULD BE THE ONE I WOULD GIVE YOU,
BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT.
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK?
- [laughs]
- WHICH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET--
- YOU'RE SNEAKY, ELLEN.
I'M GONNA STICK WITH "A" FOR ASHTON.
- OKAY, THAT'S SWEET, BUT WHAT ABOUT--
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE VERY COOL,
AND I HAPPENED TO BUY, LIKE, SEVERAL HUNDRED OF THEM,
SO EVERYBODY IS GONNA GET A MAYA BRENNER NECKLACE.
[cheers and applause]
THESE RIGHT HERE,
IT'S CALLED 4MOMS.
OKAY, YEAH, WE CAN DO THE--
WE CAN, LIKE, BE THE PRIZE LADIES.
4MOMS MAKES SOME OF THE COOLEST BABY GEAR ON THE MARKET.
THE ROCKAROO SWING IS NO EXCEPTION.
NOT ONLY...
- OOH.
- DOES IT HAVE A SLEEK MODERN DESIGN,
BUT IT HAS FIVE SPEEDS AND AN MP3 HOOKUP
AND WEIGHS LESS THAN 12 POUNDS,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL TAKING ONE HOME.
[cheers and applause]
- OKAY.
- THERE IS NOTHING CUTER THAN BABY BOOTIES,
AND I FOUND THE CUTEST ONES EVER.
YOU'RE ALL GETTING A PAIR
OF THESE ADORABLE FORTUNE COOKIE BOOTIES.
LOOK AT THAT.
HOW PRECIOUS THEY ARE.
- THESE ARE RIDICULOUS.
- COME ON.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, MY GOD. - I KNOW.
- OH, MY GOD, "AN AMAZING ADVENTURE AWAITS YOU."
THEY DO COME WITH LITTLE FORTUNE COOKIES.
- AND THEY COME WITH LITTLE FORTUNE COOKIE THINGS.
- THESE ARE REALLY SWEET.
- ONCE YOUR BABY OUTGROWS THEIR BOOTIES,
THEY'RE GONNA NEED SHOES AND A LOT OF THEM,
'CAUSE BABY'S FEET GROW FAST.
DESIGNER SHOW WAREHOUSE HAS A TON OF DIFFERENT STYLES
FOR EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY IN STORES AND ONLINE.
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GO HOME WITH A $300 DSW GIFT CARD.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, MY GOD.
- EVERY YEAR, WE INVITE EXPECTANT MILITARY MOMS
TO BE A PART OF OUR MOTHER'S DAY SHOW.
WHO IS HERE TODAY?
[cheers and applause]
FANTASTIC.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS,
BECAUSE BABIES "R" US HAS JOINED FORCES
WITH OPERATION SHOWER, WHICH PROVIDES BABY SHOWERS
FOR MILITARY FAMILIES ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
TODAY THEY'RE DONATING $100,000 IN YOUR HONOR.
AND EVERYONE HERE IS GONNA GET A $200 GIFT CARD
FROM BABIES "R" US.
[cheers and applause]
MILA?
- YES?
- HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANYTHING FOR YOUR MOTHER?
- WELL, YES, I HAVE, ODDLY.
- OH, GOOD.
WELL, IF SHE--
WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU WOULD HAVE SAID NO,
IF SHE LIKES SPENDING TIME OUTSIDE,
LOWE'S HAS EVERYTHING, FROM ROSES TO HOSES,
AND AS WELL AS SUPPLIES
FOR ANY HOME PROJECT THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.
AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA GO HOME WITH A $200 LOWE'S GIFT CARD.
- OH, MY GOD.
[cheers and applause]
[indistinct conversation]
OKAY, LADIES, WE'VE SAVED THE CUTEST
AND THE BEST FOR LAST.
CHASING FIREFLIES OFFERS THE MOST UNIQUE
AND FUN CLOTHING FOR BABIES AND KIDS.
- [singing] YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
[cheers and applause]
THESE ARE MY NIECES RIGHT HERE.
FROM COSTUMES TO PAJAMAS
TO PERSONALIZED GIFTS AND ACCESSORIES,
YOUR CHILD WILL LOOK ADORABLE ON EVERY OCCASION.
AND YOU'RE ALL GETTING A $300 GIFT CARD
TO CHASING FIREFLIES.
[cheers and applause]
[indistinct conversation]
[cheers and applause]
A WELL-DRESSED BABY NEEDS A STYLISH SET OF WHEELS.
THE QUINNY BUZZ EXTRA IS THE MOST COMFORTABLE STROLLER
AROUND, WITH A RECLINING SEAT,
ADJUSTABLE HANDLE, AND ALL-TERRAIN TIRES.
IT UNFOLDS IN SECONDS,
MAKING IT SUPER EASY TO USE.
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GO HOME WITH ONE.
[cheers and applause]
- YOU GETTING A BABY?
YOU GETTING A BABY?
OH, NO.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE ALL-- YOU'RE ALL LEAVING
WITH OVER $6,000 IN GIFTS.
YOU'RE WELCOME AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. BYE-BYE.
[cheers and applause]