If you are looking to get drunk off powdered alcohol you may be able to do that soon here
in the United States in fact it turns out that officials in the U.S. have finally approved
powdered alcohol according to reports the product called Palcohol had has received the
green light from the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau briefly last year before
the bureau backtracked and said that the label approvals had been given in error so there
was an issue before however on Wednesday the bureau spokesperson Tom Hogue told The Associated
Press that issues were resolved and that four Palcohol were approved so whatever I mean
I'm not really in favor of banning substances because usually when you can substances like
drugs people will create a black market for it and then they'll get their hands on it
anyway but what I find interesting is that in this case the federal government used this
reasoning or this excuse for legalizing it they said and I quote them potential for abuse
isn't grounds for us to deny a label oh is that right fascinating fascinating yet marijuana
remains banned fascinating OK so one I love the name Palcohol cause I know I get it they're
combining powder and alcohol but it sounds like this alcohol will be your pal it'll your
palcohol yeah and then I was like why do you need powered alcohol I'll tell you why yeah
OK so the reasoning that they came up with was you know sometimes you're traveling the
creator of this said you know sometimes I go on a hiked and I want to get fucked up
and I can't when I'm carrying around these big ass bottles so I want take the powder
mix it with a little water and boom yeah I don't believe him so in that explanation I
understood why they were actually doing it one I'm a little worried cause I mean you
put like you got to figure out how much to put in the beginning people might put in too
much but like again like Ana said anything can be abused and that's not reason to make
it illegal don't get me wrong I'm in favor of legalizing but why do you even need it
like are you going to put it in people's drink and then I realized no and that's why the
beer companies hate it one it's competition two you're going into a stadium the beer costs
whatever it costs these days a gillion dollars I know it's crazy $12 $18 whatever it is right
instead you buy this for a couple of bucks and it's hard to carry and to conceal the
alcohol I saw a video online that somebody sent me of a guy going into a Turkish soccer
game and they got like 40 beers off of him 40 bottles of beer OK but this boom you put
it in your bag and nobody knows you got to the stadium boom you put it in the water and
you just saved yourself a lot of money and Budweiser does not like that and the stadiums
don't like that and the entrenched interests don't like that that's why they banned it
in the first place and then they're like oh damn it actually we don't have really any
real excuse to ban it and that's why it's now all of a sudden I really really want this
legalized I'm glad that they got the green light I spent $15 on margarita at dinner last
night and I was a little upset by it because like details you don't care about but none
the less it was a skinny margarita because the regular margarita hold on regular margarita
mix makes me break out in hives and I love margaritas and for some reason skinny margaritas
don't make me break out so I order it and it was happy hour it was supposed to be $5
which is why I'm like whew margarita time and then they charged me $15 cause it was
a skinny unfair oh skinny margarita doesn't count you had to get a fat margarita for it
to count here I thought it was going to be a really irrelevant story no but it I'm outraged
for you but from now on you will see this man people will be going to places restaurants
wherever it is and they'll take out a pack and they'll be like a little palcohol why
not having beers having dinner with pal cohol by the way the authorities were also concerned
because they thought you know people might snort it which a terrible idea but we've stories
about like fraternities and sororities put alcohol up their anus do you remember doing
that story of course it was insane are they going to snort it of course they are going
to snort it they're also going to put it up their ass but what are you going to ban in
the world because some dude's going to put it in his ass I mean Republicans have tried
but they're like alright we got to ban those hamsters