- Oh, Russell Stover.
Thank you, Russell.
I appreciate it.
- [Interviewer] Is that your boyfriend?
- No, ew!
(upbeat music)
- [Interviewer] Have you ever been in love?
Uh-oh.
- I've had crushes before, but no.
- I am in love.
- [Interviewer] Oh.
- With my dog.
I love her so much, one day I wanna marry her.
But that's illegal, so I'm probably just gonna love her.
- [Interviewer] What happens to a grown-up
when they fall in love?
- Their, like, cheeks turn like, reddish pinkish,
and they like, shiver maybe?
- Your stomach feels really bad and then you throw up,
and then hearts come out of it, so that's how you know.
- [Interviewer] Hearts come out of your barf?
- Yeah, and then you know you're in love.
- [Interviewer] Today we're gonna have some
classic Valentine's Day candy, because you're so sweet.
- Thank you.
- [Interviewer] I thought you were gonna like,
groan at my joke.
- Eh, it's cringey but I can deal with it.
I can let it slide, just this time.
- [Interviewer] Let's bring out the first one.
♪ Give me food ♪
♪ Now I'm supposed to close my eyes ♪
(muffled speaking)
Open your eyes.
(gasps)
- I love Sweethearts.
- Aww.
- Ooh.
- These are like, heart candies with little words on them.
This one says "bear hug."
- One of them says "I love you."
- That one says "soul mate."
- This says "you the best."
- This one says "high five."
- Ow!
- [Interviewer] If your valentine got you a box of these,
would you think that that's cool?
- These are not really the best Valentine's gifts.
It's just like, "I'm lazy, here."
- [Interviewer] Do you like them even though
they're so hard?
- Yes.
- [Interviewer] Oh, okay, that's good.
I'm worried you're going to lose a tooth right now on set.
Close your eyes!
Open 'em up.
(gasps)
- Chocolate!
- I can't really read cursive and that looks like cursive.
- Aw, Russell Stover.
Thank you, Russell.
I appreciate it.
- [Interviewer] Is that your boyfriend?
- No, ew!
- Mm, tastes good.
Ten out of ten.
- [Interviewer] Ten out of ten?
All right.
What about this as a gift?
- Sweethearts is like, no.
This is like, you're kind of trying.
- A box of chocolates is actually really nice,
especially if it looks like this.
I'd try to get one that
does not say "Russell Stover," 'cause.
- [Interviewer] Is he your ex?
- No, I don't know a Russell "Stover!"
- [Interviewer] What do you think is an appropriate age
to fall in love?
- Probably like 54.
- [Interviewer] Up until then you're just cruising?
- Yeah.
You're just friends, and then 54, you date.
(bag crinkles)
- [Interviewer] Open your eyes!
- What are these?
- Are these veggie chips?
- [Interviewer] What kind of person gets this
as a Valentine's Day gift?
- The person who knows their partner is on a diet.
This is not romantic or, like,
it doesn't make you love the person.
Like, "Thanks for buying me whatever this is."
(bag crinkles)
- I'm bad at opening chip bags
but I'm gonna use the superpower!
Oh, that was easy.
- I love these!
- Oh, these are actually pretty good.
- [Interviewer] You love veggie chips?
- They're amazing!
(crunching)
- [Interviewer] Moving on to our last
feature presentation here.
Open your eyes.
- What is it?
- Whoa.
- Hey, what is this?
- How do you open this?
(giggles)
- [Interviewer] This final one is just
a nice little Valentine's box.
Got some goodies in there.
- Ring pops!
- [Interviewer] So we give you some stuff
that you can decorate the Valentine box with.
- I kinda broke it.
(laughs)
- This is cute.
If you give this to me, I'd love it.
- [Interviewer] Do you have any advice
for grown-ups out there who might be watching,
about love life? - Yes.
If you don't have another person, life is so much easier
because you can just work your job, come home,
watch like, "Jurassic World," and go to bed.
And you don't even have to deal with
"Oh, so hi, how's your day?
Oh, that's amazing."
It's just facts.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Happy Valentine's Day or whatever!